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Patrick Skinner

@pmskinner.bsky.social
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Nothing much to say that hasn’t been said long ago: I’m a doofus and a terrible follow

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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 5h
The answer to the age-old question of what would it be like if Dudley Moore’s character Arthur played George C. Scott’s character Patton.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 17h
Wednesday breakfast with all seven of The Eastside Orangeys plus Scary Blacky. Creamsicle 3 is pure love, and a professional greeter as is the code of the creamsicle. Chubba Wubbs Mommy got her scratch in, and I got to be honored to love on the best gang ever.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you’re an adult who now says Super Intelligence because that person said so, you are, in fact, not an adult at all. Pathetic
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The remains of beauty are still beauty
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s. The. Little. Kitty. and she’s evidence of being spectacular. As she napped during my Evidence class.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey will always get up for a bedtime snack, even when she’s sooooooo comfortable. She’s one of the best kitties ever to grace the tiny kingdom of Skinnerville.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday breakfast with The Eastside Orangeys plus Imposter Limpers. Short video as I was about to drop my water jug. The gangsters are lovely and loved. Were we all so.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this nonsense again
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“My zinnias brings all the bees to the yard And they're like, "It's better than yours" Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge” And also lots of butterfly-eys.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So many bees and butterflies
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MeanCat has resumed his sunshine-powered plotting and scheming. He suggests we settle our affairs sooner than later. He’s got big plans.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made Hyderabadi wedding curry with tofu: Toasted almond flour & coconut. covered tofu with spices. Cooked up onions. Then kinda-puréed ginger/garlic, add to pan. Add soy sauce, sambal olek, chili powder, lots of fresh cilantro & lots of dried fenugreek leaves. So damn good
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday breakfast with The Eastside Orangeys plus Imposter Limpers. A great happy breakfast had by all. Creamsicle 3 tried his best to get the lazy marchers into parade formation but only so much one creamsicle can do. He’s the best.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MeanCat, history’s greatest monster, lounging and plotting on a lovely afternoon.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How I adore these two blacky whiteys. Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey and Regular Face Blacky Whitey
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Made Gunpowder Potatoes from Dishoom. Called for Kebab Masala, an ingredient of which is chaat masala, which has lots of odd stuff I had on hand!. So I made the ingredient for the ingredient. Then made dish. Used ghee, green onions, chilis, cilantro, & kebab masala. Boiled/roasted…DELICIOUS
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday breakfast with 6 of the 7 gangsters of The Eastside Orangeys, plus Gentrification Kitty & Imposter Limpers. Great to see Gentrification Kitty after his summer vacation in Geneva. He’s so cool. Also these Orangeys matter, cuz we all matter or none of us do. GK in next video.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve got A LOT of schoolwork this weekend so I’m going to do A LOT of Indian cuisine cooking this weekend. 1st step, make garam masala spice mix for various recipes. It’s foundational. Black cardamom/cumin/fennel/cloves/star anise/cinnamon/bay leaves/peppercorns. WOW
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watering shade garden. MeanCat supervised. He ‘corrected’ me several times for unsatisfactory watering or unapproved eye contact.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Home. First non gross hot day since early May. It was glorious here today. Got to wear old trusty brushed soft denim sports coat. Yay me
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes the audacity of what I’m trying to do with law school on top all the other insanity in my life becomes the stupidity of what I’m trying to do with law school on top all the other insanity in my life. Gets annoying at times to be audaciously stupid or stupidly audacious
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Home. Back at it tomorrow morning.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thursday breakfast with 6 of the 7 gangsters of The Eastside Orangeys, plus Imposter Limpers. First non hot gross morning since May or April. It was a brutal summer. Not over yet but this morning is glorious. As are my Orangeys Friends here. Was a great breakfast. I love them
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From 2021. Best friends. Ever
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
“Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym hitting dumbbell curls until your biceps are crazy big.” — Dr. Willie Underwood III, American Medical Association president
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American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing tha...
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the middle of Crim Pro class, Big Eyes and her bestie Alien Baby Agent Orangey aka Ruby aka Rubes simply had to have a snack together.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been informed that this morning Gentrification Kitty was at breakfast. (Theresa and I rotate every morning for their breakfast). So Gentrification Kitty is back from Geneva and concerned about the bond market.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Home in time for Crim Pro class. Have to keep it down cuz The. Little. Kitty is taking a nap in our bed.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s big and he leans. He’s Big Leany. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Also he purrs LOUDLY
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Home. I’m sleepy. Going to read with the justices out back and fall asleep. Back at it early tomorrow like every tomorrow.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tuesday breakfast with all 7 of The Eastside Orangeys. Everyone was in a great mood, all head butts & tails up. It’s been over 5 years now, all fixed & vaccinated, and we’ve never missed a day (twice a day for 1st two years to get them settled). And we won’t let them down.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Done with tonight’s evidence class. Them rules are numerous & particular. Ugh. But I’ll live. Also tomorrow I have the final assessment for sergeant: series of scenarios they grade us on & then rank us for order of promotion over the year as needed. I guess I really am busy, ugh
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, the Potatoes
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This creamy black daal has moved from flat out delicious to sublime & ridiculous. I’m in love.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
September Roses
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s. The. Little. Kitty. and as always, look at her tail!!!!!
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This nonsense again
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Neighbors had really tried much Indian cuisine. So we made them a starter meal: chicken vindaloo, creamy black daal, saag paneer, fresh basmati rice. I hope they like it.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s saag paneer time again. The third dish in the Indian meal I’m making for neighbors & colleagues. Easy to make. And a classic wonderful dish. Here we go.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday breakfast with six of the seven gangsters in The Eastside Orangeys, plus Imposter Limpers. Great breakfast had by all. No hissing. Lots of head butts and tails up. A happy healthy gang. We Are The Eastside Orangeys. And we all matter or none of us do.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big Leany makes his own forts
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Butterfly-eys.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Told neighbors I’d make them a 3-dish Indian dinner. Made two today, so they can sit overnight & get ever better: dishoom’s famous creamy black daal, and from-scratch chicken Vindaloo. I don’t eat meat but can cook anything so let’s check it out!
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back on this nonsense
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, the Potatoes. On a field trip in Tinkleland, sniffing around and being happy.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh the Big Leany. With his favorite pillow and friend The Baked Potato
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MeanCat is the alpha and the omega orangey. He is King of All Orangeys, and history’s greatest monster. Act accordingly
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Point
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So many butterfly-eys loving their zinnia salad bar.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Friday breakfast with all seven of The Eastside Orangeys plus Imposter Limpers. Chubba Wubbs Mommy got her tire scratching in, which makes it a great day already. These gangsters are just the best, from Creamsicle 3 to Standoffish Orangey & the Teenage Orangeys. We love them all
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