Sign in

Goad (Legal Expert)

@goad.bsky.social
11K followers 316 following 4.8K posts

Provide Legal Expertise, not legal advice. linktr.ee/goadgatsby

PostsRepliesMedia
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new Taylor Swift single about buying a data center in Loudoun County and earning passive income
0478
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching Pinkychyu make social media content: "that's not a real goth girl" watching an adult film: "that's not a real cheerleader who can't pay the pizza guy"
1180
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hello legal experts. I am in County Seat Restaurant in Powhatan, Virginia. I am here to see Congressmen John McGuire and Jim Jordan speak in this restaurant.
2190
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No anime. Disregard.
1221
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Abigail Opan-Cerger
120
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm watching a video of someone on a Disney cruise and I think I would enjoy a Hanna-Barbera cruise. I would like to go swimming with Jabberjaw and solve a mystery with Scooby-Doo.
4311
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
House fire on the 1400 block of Grove Avenue in Richmond. Fire fighters are on the scene.
091
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People come to my shows to not have their worldviews questioned and to be challenged to be a better person. They come to my show to hear the songs they already heard on the radio.
4251
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happening now outside of the Richmond Airport, protest against ICE deportations which organizers say they saw prisoners transported.
418277
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is why David Cross isn't allowed to say The Prophet Muhammad
0252
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hello fellow legal experts. Happening now in Richmond, Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger announces an executive order against data centers that includes banning NDAs and ending fast tracking permits that has helped the data industry thrive.
422284
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember that time someone pranked Jack Burkman by setting up a fake interview with him? youtu.be/zwQ3S1ALDSI?...
youtu.be
WEIRD Guy Claims to be on HUNGER Strike but NOBODY cares :(
YouTube video by Not Even A Show
0152
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm on the bus trying to pretend that I don't see the guy beside me is on grindr
1290
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft is also the person behind the Blue Square commercials and part of the project of equaling anti-Zionism with antisemitism.
0287
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Spotify has a timer for when Naomi Klein's new book will be available as an audiobook but it really looks like a countdown until End Times Fascism is happening.
1182
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(in the style of violent femmes) Do you like American Football? "We like all kinds of football" but I like American Football best, baby
1153
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am at Virginia Pride in Richmond and I am spending the good word about @wrir973fm.bsky.social
1263
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shanah tovah! I was walking by the local synagogue and guys rode by on dirt bikes and ATVs, then a Richmond Police officer tried to get them to high five him while he was working the crosswalk.
1122
Reposted by Goad (Legal Expert)
Eyes Off ALX @eyesoffalx.org · 10/09/2026
👀 FYI - Highlighting VA-wide ALPR “guardrails” is a toothless talking point. In Jan. 2026, the VSCC made clear that VA’s statutory guardrails have not stopped VA police departments from prohibited out-of-state sharing practices.
0132
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hello fellow legal experts. It's time for crime. The Virginia State Crime Commission is meeting now. Today's agenda is about the Mary Jane Burton Case File. But the issue I am waiting for is a study of ALPRs (like Flock) in Virginia. That study will be released November 1.
1151
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hello fellow legal experts. I am at Diversity Thrift in Richmond for a town hall about opposition to the proposed merger with Dominion Energy and NextEra. Virginia Lt Gov Ghazala Hashmi and other elected officials are here tonight.
2437
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm on the other site getting in a feud with Ethan Ralph, Flesh Simulator, and Podawful because they want to cyber bully a random poster from Richmond and I think Defango and the Falconry Finance guy are on my side.
1120
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
checking my inbox on a Saturday
3272
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do you think Donald Sterling and Steve Balmer are going to hang out with each other since they are both banned from the NBA?
040
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rest in Power to Gloria Steinem. Showed the world that a former CIA operative can go ahead and be involved with Democratic party politics.
1554
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
got kicked out of the movie Coyote v. Acme for being "disruptive" because I kept yelling at the other viewers how a civil lawsuit works
1593
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Confederate Fetishists are obsessed about me.
8392
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The headquarters of the United Daughters of the Confederacy do not have their flag at half staff for Dolly Parton.
2329573
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wonder if someone at DHS has a job at showing Milo all the replies to their post about him in order to show him that he is washed and no one is coming to help him
2180
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
3499
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today 3 statues came down in the Virginia Capitol Square including one of Confederate General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson. Other statues include Hunter Holmes McGuire and former Governor William Smith.
35513
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm at the Virginia Capitol Square to see another Confederate statue come down.
3465
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Has the Nazi twink former staffer for Mike Collins denounced Hasan Piker?
3293
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Over our lifetimes there will be an exodus of Zionists from the Democratic party and they'll almost entirely vote Republican. Meanwhile Congressmen will ideologically remain Zionists while staying as Democrats for seniority. Zionism will rebrand and conservatives will say Dems are the real Zionists.
1241
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Donald Trump: Dolly Parton went on the stage with that loser Hanoi Jane and stood there while she bad mouthed me. Then she turned down the medal of honor... Natalie are you posting this on Truth Social? Natalie Harp:
Donald J. Trump

@realDonald Trump

Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. In her honor, I am lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one week period beginning tonight at 6:00PM. Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you. President DONALD J. TRUMP
0364
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
do they pick a new Dolly Parton like they do with the Pope? Maybe it'll be Hawk Tuah.
4232
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jelly Roll's manager after he says "this is how they will talk about me when I die"
2222
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy that I could share this world with Dolly Parton. youtu.be/mx_I-byng78?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton - Travelin' Thru [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by NettwerkMusic
2422
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
End of an era, Assante's Pizza has closed.
3192
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Robot watch
4110
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Check out this official Chris Stapleton guitar pick
0110
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sometimes you just walk around town and you wonder why there is a crowd and see Chris Stapleton perform.
1180
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hello fellow legal experts, I am at the Washington Building in Richmond for the Virginia Board of Elections meeting.
1282
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Rally happening right now in front of Richmond City Hall against the Dominion and NextEra merger. The speakers included Delegates Joshua Cole and Karen Keys-Gamarra.
0183
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here's my highlights for the i2k electronic music festival. youtube.com/shorts/LcTR5...
youtube.com
i2K Electronic Music Festival 2k26
YouTube video by Goad Gatsby
062
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I've been busy listening to Vaporwave all weekend and I missed that Ghostemane put out a new single for the first time in over 5 years.
070
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm at a vaperwave show in Virginia and they got the 9/11 fish tank lamp.
1475
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I thought this A12 was going to pass like a blip but I'm on Twitter arguing with a former official for the Virginia Attorney General/current Students for Life VP about how it wasn't SPLC employees who attacked me.
1213
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It really pisses me that today is the 9 year anniversary of the car attack in Charlottesville and the government cover up is lazy, uninspired, and flimsy but the conservatives are eating it up anyway.
0522
Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When Andrew Dodson died, Richard Spencer paid tribute to him but got his name wrong. Dodson was also persona non grada in the furry community, at one point he used the name "DogOfWar88."
1649