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Braden

@thesolty.bsky.social
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He/him | Denver, CO 🌹A Better World is Possible 🌄 If Not Now Then When 🎸I'll see you at the sender show

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 9h
the tech industry is about to invent books
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 01/10/2026
hot take: software people are going to regret not unionizing when we could
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Chicago DSA @chicagodsa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chicago DSA proudly supports #BoycottStarbucks until baristas win a fair union contract!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What's on campus you accidentally walk by a business class in the professors writing like profit equals revenue minus costs on the board and actually everyone is taking notes like it's actual School
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've always suspected Ed Sheeran a venal moron. It's nice to finally know for sure 😁
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
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BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In NYC, Mayor Mamdani has launched the Office of Worker Power, designed to connect workers who want to unionize with education and resources. Former US Labor Sec Julie Su is overseeing the effort & the executive director comes from the UAW. "When workers can organize, everything changes," said Su.
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Mamdani Opens Office of Worker Power - The American Prospect
The new city agency intends to connect workers who want to unionize with resources and organizing contacts, and use worker stories of exploitation to inform policy.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Moderation isn’t the answer — progressive populism is. I don’t understand how some members of my party hate the DSA and Hasan Piker more than literal white supremacists in our government. Especially if Democrats actually want to win.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now that we have lake America you can remember all the great lakes with this great mnemonic: SHAME
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This part
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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Dan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Starbucks workers catch strays for not being particularly central to the economy and fair play but they're about to begin the largest public experiment in political education that this country has seen for many years
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò, welcome to The War on Cars.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW
LIVE
BREAKING NEWS

JUDITH BUTLER BEGINS HOLY WAR

QUOTED AS SAYING "THE AGE OF THINKING MACHINES IS AT AN END"
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
really buryies the lede, as it seems natalie harp's brother is a socialist psych folk rocker living in nicaragua. kinda of a bizarro bart and lisa situation.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 20/08/2026
affirmations: - tomorrow I will be normal - I am doing a good job - nobody whose opinion I respect is mad at me - I am not “muppet-coded”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social• 3mo
Sometimes people wonder which sport has the dumbest athletes and I gotta say baseball is the only one where the guys regularly fuck up counting to three despite there being an elaborate on-field system in place to ensure they don't fuck it up.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
DSA member Angie Nixon was outspent 36:1 and did not receive an AOC or Bernie endorsement, and yet she won the Florida Senate primary by more than 12 points
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Absolutely nothing funnier than French people complaining about "le wokeisme." You want le pacifier you little baby bitch? gtfo
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran? AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines? PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/08/2026
I was in one of these recently and it was no big deal. I'm still a closed loop individual of individual sapience. There's definitely no humming of the collective mycelium spirit in the back of my mind. Don't worry about these
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
imagine being alive in the 50s lmao good pussy makin you say shit like Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of Fire
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/08/2026
Something I've noticed is that it seems like there's been a lot more diarrhea going on ever since we put a Greater Avatar of Diarrhea in charge of federal health services
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Kids should have to take trains instead of planes. Kids love trains and to this end we should build high speed rail to every town with a preschool
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Strava for reading
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
most otters are blue/red, but not all of them have prowess; make sure to track your board state accordingly for both yourself and your opponent
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You are having a tête-à-tête, I am having a tit-for-tat, we are NOT the same
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Could a man with undiagnosed ADHD do this?
Photo of myself reading crime and punishment but I'm maybe 10 pages in
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The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Is there hope for breaking up giant monopolies? Cory Doctorow @doctorow.pluralistic.net, author of “The Reverse Centaur's Guide to Life After AI,” thinks we’re well positioned to take on these companies. New podcast out now!
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Are the Brits calling pickleball "Padel" just to fuck with us?
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