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Braden

@thesolty.bsky.social
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He/him | Denver, CO 🌹A Better World is Possible 🌄 If Not Now Then When 🎸I'll see you at the sender show

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Slowly reinventing the normal-sized library
Huge little free library
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's illegal electioneering if nothing else right?
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 01/10/2026
hot take: software people are going to regret not unionizing when we could
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Chicago DSA @chicagodsa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chicago DSA proudly supports #BoycottStarbucks until baristas win a fair union contract!
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are plans for redeveloping almost every part of this. Nice trails along the river here!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ominous name for this 😵
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What's on campus you accidentally walk by a business class in the professors writing like profit equals revenue minus costs on the board and actually everyone is taking notes like it's actual School
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've always suspected Ed Sheeran a venal moron. It's nice to finally know for sure 😁
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
boycottstarbucks.net
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In NYC, Mayor Mamdani has launched the Office of Worker Power, designed to connect workers who want to unionize with education and resources. Former US Labor Sec Julie Su is overseeing the effort & the executive director comes from the UAW. "When workers can organize, everything changes," said Su.
prospect.org
Mamdani Opens Office of Worker Power - The American Prospect
The new city agency intends to connect workers who want to unionize with resources and organizing contacts, and use worker stories of exploitation to inform policy.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Moderation isn’t the answer — progressive populism is. I don’t understand how some members of my party hate the DSA and Hasan Piker more than literal white supremacists in our government. Especially if Democrats actually want to win.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy birthday rax! It's my birthday too 💐
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Go to a shop and try some. If you're feeling frisky just but whatever they have!
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yes. Must be moon.
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Superior Huron America Michigan Eerie We live in the stupidest timeline 😣
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now that we have lake America you can remember all the great lakes with this great mnemonic: SHAME
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This part
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
me :)
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Dan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Starbucks workers catch strays for not being particularly central to the economy and fair play but they're about to begin the largest public experiment in political education that this country has seen for many years
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò, welcome to The War on Cars.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW
LIVE
BREAKING NEWS

JUDITH BUTLER BEGINS HOLY WAR

QUOTED AS SAYING "THE AGE OF THINKING MACHINES IS AT AN END"
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Looks like the mariners' T-Mobile park. I was there two weeks ago. Go Ms!
Special crab nachos served in a ferry tray at T-Mobile park
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As long as you don't need low E you could slap on capo 1 and adjust accordingly
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social a new generation 🥲
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
really buryies the lede, as it seems natalie harp's brother is a socialist psych folk rocker living in nicaragua. kinda of a bizarro bart and lisa situation.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 20/08/2026
affirmations: - tomorrow I will be normal - I am doing a good job - nobody whose opinion I respect is mad at me - I am not “muppet-coded”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social• 3mo
Sometimes people wonder which sport has the dumbest athletes and I gotta say baseball is the only one where the guys regularly fuck up counting to three despite there being an elaborate on-field system in place to ensure they don't fuck it up.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
DSA member Angie Nixon was outspent 36:1 and did not receive an AOC or Bernie endorsement, and yet she won the Florida Senate primary by more than 12 points
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My friends warned me you were a shill for big helmet. I can't believe I feel for it all 😭😭😭
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Absolutely nothing funnier than French people complaining about "le wokeisme." You want le pacifier you little baby bitch? gtfo
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked.
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Braden @thesolty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Chicken
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