Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106402505
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialKate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My mom had polio when she was five. She was living on a US military base in Japan (1947). Four kids on the base died. She was the only survivor. 1002991848
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/09/2026I am also not going to be performing with Ed Sheeran 1457256
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialDrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 11/09/2026Hot Rod is the greatest movie ever made 3293
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now. 12168201634
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7253894711273
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 14/08/2026Destroy that entire industry, please. 51852268
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2024I've got a good feeling about this bank of mysterious fog moving against the wind to blanket our isolated small town. 571945389
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Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 17/07/2023judge: the charge is accessory to murder. How do you plead? me: well, I wasn’t gonna do the murders without this magnificent scarf judge: me: judge: the court does find the scarf fabulous 020650
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Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialheaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell 10454001025
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Every time they make it harder for foreign students to study here, they're just jacking up the tuition costs for American students and robbing America of incredible new talent too. 1173357864
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries 4375851723
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialThe Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Doctors say he's got a 50-50 chance of living, though there's only a ten percent chance of that. 051
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialRyan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Happy 4th of July 3779
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialMel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98! 1055303733598
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialThe Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I was young! I needed the work! 012
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026All headlights need to be like they were 25 years ago. If you can’t deal with that you’ll eventually get over it. 3794
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If your business requires me to download yet another app to use it, odds are pretty good at this point I am not going to use your business. It's like a part-time job at this point. Enough. 1213637407
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialMike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep. 18697312039
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialTrish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...slate.comDrowning Doesn’t Look Like DrowningDrowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. 253133989736
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Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialSpilly @spilly.bsky.social · 05/05/2026We need to delete olives from reality 12231
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Remember when Caleb Williams threw a 50 yard walk off touchdown pass to win the game against the packers 5245234
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/04/2026One of the worst ways to be wounded is fatally 1731835
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialSeth Trueger @mdaware.org · 04/12/2025"USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025." did the US Navy post a profit last year? 362221517
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialtreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026When snow is falling, you can Eat Something Stupid 2632247
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Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialSharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 27/04/2023The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu. 739681
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialAbsolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 03/05/2025No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI. 372403803
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialnick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 08/02/2026figure skater goes into a tight spin as the theme song from inception plays and never comes out of it 0253
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Baseball's defining feature in 2026 is that (mostly involuntarily) it has still largely resisted the enforced homogeneity of the other big three sports leagues. Even with the luxury tax (a fine feature if you ask me), you can still be a special team if you want to 2262
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 14/01/2026“The dogmas of the quiet past, are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise - with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew, and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country.” - Abraham Lincoln, 1862 423780
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats." 441337200
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/08/2024This is what they took from you 514139815
Reposted by @tfaal.bsky.socialSoren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab 3870481851
