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Yes, well when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 6h

Oh, Drebin! I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the south side. Understand? That's my policy.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 6h

Vincent Ludwig is one of the most respected members of this community. And if we're all very nice to him he will agree not to press charges.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 7h

What the hell were you doing there in the first place?

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 7h

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo?

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 8h

"20,000,000 deposited, Omani Bank, Zurich, upon proof of Queen's death."

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 8h

You could take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 9h

That may be. But breaking into Ludwig's office is taking a big chance.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 9h

Next thing we know, some thug tries to knock Nordberg off in the hospital.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 10h

Look, he's the only one outside of ourselves who knew that Nordberg was still alive.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 11h

A hunch won't stand up in court, Frank.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 11h

Ludwig knows a lot more than he's telling us.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 12h

I'm telling you, the answer's up there in Ludwig's office. Call it what you will, a hunch, women's intuition.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 12h

No, thank you, I don't wear them. Actually, I'm on duty. We're on stakeout tonight. But I'll be thinking about you.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 13h

No, I really mean it. You're very special.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 14h

You really mean that, Jane? You're not just saying it, because we exchanged bodily fluids?

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 14h

I had a wonderful day, Frank. I can't believe we just met yesterday.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 15h

I want you to know, I practice safe sex

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 16h

Maybe...Maybe we're just two lonely souls who have found each other.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 16h

No! No need to tell me anything. What's in the past doesn't matter anyway.

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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 17h

Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy...boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl…girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

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