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Absolute Fareed

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 45s
I caught a good portion of the DeSean Jackson documentary and it was surprisingly good. Also his brother looks exactly like John Starks.
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Joy @joybella.blacksky.app · 37m
Happy Libra Season! I'm about to go back to smoking cigarettes, all this is too much for vapor, man... Anyway, ConEd is threatening to cut my electricity off if I don't give them the rest of their money?!?! Broke asses... (🙃) $0/$735 (the overdue portion is $277) 💕💸 cash.app/$bellad0nna
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 51m
Quiting because you didn't kill someone at work is crazy.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 54m
Feel like they keep changing the recipes of my favorite snacks *just* enough for me to know something is wrong but I can't figure out exactly what it is.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 2h
The cops are almost certainly lying about this murder they committed.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14h
robert kraft screaming, crying, throwing up
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 15h
Durant: "I don't think about it to be honest." Also Durant: *thinking nothing but bout it now*
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 20h
He plays Deadman in Death Stranding because that's what that many RedBulls should have made him.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 20h
He's going to invite them to the White House to stand with him as he signs some kind of "fake rape accusation protection" order.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 20h
Big win for perverts and losers.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 20h
People have ruined my plans for tonight by not canceling the plans for tonight that I previously agreed to.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 21h
"I hate seeing men being held accountable for things I do too."
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 21h
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Baldwin Williams Jr. @baldwinvoices.bsky.social · 21h
Everything you know me for has led me to this. 💫 I’ve started an indie game studio, called Starshake Studios to help creatives like me finally get a seat at the table. And even better, I’m making a video game. 😎 Join the galactic journey at the 🔗 in my bio! #starshakestudios #indiegames #gaming
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 21h
He's a multimillionaire and he got caught because he was being cheap.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 21h
"A major world contribution." Big brain can't think good.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 21h
No mercy.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 21h
"We're not telling you who to vote for... we're ordering you to vote for us."
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 22h
The "Nelly 7" works too because it's like seven versions of Nelly.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The rest of the world has to clean up his mess and the idiot president is calling that a win.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Turn the internet off.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the attempted execution gave her brain damage can they even attempt an execution again since they're not supposed to execute people who are cognitively impaired?
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not sure if it's just the lighting but he looks like death has his address and is about to do a pickup.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pal sent me the video, so....
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"So, you seven boys are about to go to prison, huh?"
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"This ill-fitting suit conference shall come to order."
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NBC News reporting about the brave news outlet that got the sex pest put into solitary:
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Those glasses are thick as fuck. At least those perverts will have back problems one day from wearing those heavy shits.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're going to have a live action Fast & Furious show with a CG Paul Walker calling everyone "cuh"
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Live action meaning...?
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This affordability bit must kill with the billionaire audiences because he keeps doing it.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He has the skin texture of a not big drinker of water.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got gas on my hand while filling up my car and that is so expensive I'm not sure I should be just washing it off.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He looks like Curtis Mayfield in a turban.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was the wig.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doctors getting her back on her feet so she can walk into a coffin.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just clearing the way for the "G.I. Joe/Hungry Hungry Hippos" crossover movie to happen.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Assuming that only the people who approve of his job performance voted.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If racist white people had the country they wanted it would collapse in under 24 hours.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These are stupid people who also are racist. One may not be causing the other but they're working together.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Then why didn't he go to MIT too?
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Her, to the Tennessee Dept of Justice:
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is about the Red Lantern rings from DC Comics but... accurate.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calling the adoptive parents know things will never be the same again:
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make better cheesesteaks that people want to eat instead of using as dry ass props, Frank.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ICE agents can't read though.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone is sharing their screen with me while writing an email to me and reading it out loud to me while writing it. To me. This is hell.
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's nothing funnier than serious news people having to explain to their audience who Rick Ross is and reading his best known song titles that they've never heard of in their lives.
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