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SoyBoi, LCSW

@tarynlovescats.bsky.social
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When I learned about the Islamic Revolution in my college theology class, my main takeaway was "this is what happens when we have STEM education without the liberal arts"
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fellow (masculine) Fella (feminine) Feller (gender neutral)
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The darkest of lesbian timelines. My hookup isn't texting first. I smoked two (2) cigarettes tonight. My false eyelashes are crooked and I look like a broken American Girl doll.
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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Perfect summation of the antiwoke worldview: trying to destroy democracy is bad, but not nearly as bad as sitting through an HR training
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Bart: DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT BEING HORNY FOR HOMELY-LOOKING CHARACTER ACTORS
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don't think anyone should kill anyone. There's no need for that. However, I do think some people should die.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
One person should not have a trillion dollars. Instead like 10 horror movie directors should have a trillion dollars on the condition they only use it to make the weirdest shit possible
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
*wokely* trans women haven't done the work to unlearn the idea that they deserve to be taken seriously when they speak. that's only for men.
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Situationship who I trust to communicate standing me up and not texting back but the only social media I have of hers is Letterboxed so I'm checking for the last time she watched movies as a wellness check
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/01/2026
fwiw this is the kind of stuff that is going to get us through, not playing rambo
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My "friend that is too woke" take is that "Jodie Foster would be very impressed with me" jokes are insensitive because, like, Hinckley had been stalking her since she was a minor, and I'm sure that whole experience was very traumatic for her
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
…it should break your heart to kill.
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It should make you shake and sweat, nightmare you, strand you in a desert of irrevocable desolation, the consequences seared into the vein, no matter what adrenaline feeds the muscle its courage, no matter what god shines down on you, no matter what crackling pain and anger you carry in your fists, my friend, it should break your heart to kill.
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
One of the weirdest things about being gay is that it is not uncommon for friends to make fun of me for NOT believing in ghosts
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/08/2025
the american pundit class can't help but cover trump like he's a dog with hands. "while it's not good that the dog strangled a woman to death, you have to admit it's amazing that he could"
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Season 7 of X-Files has some real stinkers as far as episodes, but there have been two separate episodes with openly gay relationships that have both really touched my heart, even the one that is played for laughs
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 20/06/2025
theyre gonna actually make the war on christmas real
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/06/2025
we are more polarized than ever, and the consequences of extremism are equally bad on both sides: violent deaths for the majority of the population, indentured servitude, and an unlivable planet on one hand, and the possibility that a transgender teen might do a sport on the other
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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Sinister Golden Bear 🎃 @sistergoldenbear.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
What these laws REALLY mean is trans people can't use any public restroom. Which is why Republicans pass them. It's a way to help drive trans people out of public existence.
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
My friend recently told me that she uses ChatGPT to write a little short story to read nightly and tbh I wish she had told me she was doing drugs
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I think the worm in RFK’s brain is planning to make sure we all have brain worms via food borne illnesses. This is an invasion.
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Dr Phoenix CS Andrews @thatdocphoenix.com · 17/04/2025
If you’re doing the “trans men in women’s toilets” gotcha, 1) you’re making what was always a crap argument 2) you’re revealing that you haven’t read the UK Supreme Court judgment because it says trans men aren’t allowed in women’s spaces (because we look like men) OR men’s spaces
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 07/04/2025
this tariff shit is sad because it's just someone having a tantrum without thinking while a bunch of people enable him. people will starve to death. people will go without medicine they need over the fallout from this. and it's all for such a stupid reason. like a circus elephant falling on your kid
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Jeff 🦇 Van 🦇 Dreason @vandreasonable.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
lmao these fucking losers
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I've had it with these motherfucking dogs in this motherfucking grocery store
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
"Sure, this guy shouldn't be disappeared by the government, but please remember he's no angel. One time he yelled in a library!"
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Love video calling with my mom so she can tell me the numerous ways my BIL sucks and that my hair looks dirty (all true facts)
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
“But people want to kill me!” Well that’s terrible but having a gun isn’t going to help you there unless the people who want to kill you are planning to come in through your front door in single file
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Sure, all statistics and basic common sense say that buying a gun is a terrible idea but have you considered that if I had a gun I would become John Wick
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
They hate me cuz they ain't me *gets handed a note* ah, it seems they actually hate me because I'm obnoxious. That makes more sense
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I honestly don’t think these people understand that videogames are designed to be beaten. Like a team of people worked together to make it satisfying but not frustrating to beat Assassins Creed Syndicate. Overcoming the odds would be if Hideo Kojima sent you a grape and said “end nuclear war”
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
"I'm trying my best" says local non-profit worker trying at maybe 40% capacity
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
to be loved, etc
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Guy with a serious stimulant addiction: hey guys i only sleep 2-3 hours a day A bunch of people who dont know what drugs are: yeah that sounds like youre on horse tranquilizers lol
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socks. @socks.onl · 20/02/2025
at the vowel club... straight up dipping it... and by it... let's justr say... my thong
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/02/2025
sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
One thing is really feel like us Americans are truly correct on culinary wise is our complete rejection of instant coffee as a legitimate beverage option. Reserved for only truly desperate occasions, as it should be
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Someone's gotta do it I guess New print here! www.sonnyross.com/shop/together
A marching style band illustration of woodland creatures carrying weapons with a banner that says " We Will Just Have To Kill Him" in a childrens book style.
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar confirms my opinion that 5'5" is the perfect height for a man to be
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
My parents are so fully lib pilled, they're rooting for the Chiefs in the Superbowl "even though I don't like Mahomes's Jesus stuff" according to my mom "but I do like Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift" said my dad, a man who has likely never listened to a single Taylor Swift song
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Becoming polyamorous again so I can have a wife to do the domestic work and a husband to pay the bills and take my car to the mechanic while I play The Sims all day
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SoyBoi, LCSW @tarynlovescats.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
They didn't let my mom think to get me diagnosed with ADHD as a kid because they knew it would make me too powerful
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Bus D. Sinclair 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @melbeast.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Feels like we’re just feeding planes to Trump at this point
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