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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 14h

The hottest thing anyone has ever asked me is “Have you seen Ravenous?”

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 16h

Woke Star Wars be like And/Or

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you go to prison, I recommend jacking off the biggest guy you can find. Not for any reason, just because it’s fun

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Getting absolutely dusted on Chinese peptides

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I wake up with a stuffed nose, there’s an instant where I think a spider laid eggs in there

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A neat feature of some of these Medicare cuts is that emergency rooms are now nursing homes for people that no longer have insurance. They just sit there for days and days. Too sick to go home but not sick enough to admit.

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m so woke I do a land acknowledgement before going down on you

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I had to play these games and see the movies. Stupid dogshit!

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Having unprotected sex on the space needle call that sleeveless in Seattle

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

Coworker: I’m not bothering you while you’re on your break am I? Me: (listening to Sandstorm by Darude with my noise canceling headphones on) when I say ‘cocksucker’ it’s a compliment

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

How it feels to learn Chinese

Christopher lambert as rayden from the mortal kombat movie

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Jam jar up my rectum Smucker to the pucker wrecked em

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Thru these twinks I’m barrelin Handiwork fine I’m Thom Merrilin

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Gal Gadot be like “his bundt cakes were promised to me 3000 years ago!”

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton… 1946. Tim Curry… 1946. They come in 3s right?

Donald Trump was born on June 14, 1946.
Wikipedia
Birthday Details
• Date: June 14
• Year: 1946
• Age: 80 years old (as of June 2026)
• Birthplace: Queens, New York City, U.S. a

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Hate Speech Podcast @hatespeechpod.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What up haters! New episode! We’re discussing CRINGE with @garaktailor.com! Remember: kill the part of you that cringes. Cringe is a gun. Cringe is a tool of fascism. And more!

open.spotify.com

065 - Cringe - Gerblin Mode

Hate Speech · Episode

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When you come to the hospital a lot, they put a little airplane next to your name to signify “frequent flyer” status

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I bet killing a muppet feels so good if you hate fun

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

In X-men, blue skin means brown skin in real life so that’s why Alan Cumming is technically doing blackface in X2 and doomsday

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

How it feels going to the Asian supermarket for green tea KitKats

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Preparing for the most pathetic fall tv discourse of 40 year olds watching that new Harry Potter tv show.

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I am a master of the perverted arts. I had to register my hands as sexual weapons.

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I am a master of the perverted arts. I had to register my hands as sexual weapons.

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Movies from the 70s are goldmine for cigarette perverts

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

A nasty byproduct of researching 300 is that I found people using AI to make edits like this. They have to use AI because it’s the only way to portray such an abhorrent ideology

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I fucking love when he steals the bike in The Bicycle Thief. He’s like wheeee free bike

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Gen Z Memento be like JOHN G GRAPED AND UNALIVED MY SITUATIONSHIP

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Gen Z Memento be like JOHN G GRAPED AND UNALIVED MY SITUATIONSHIP

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

As someone that has constant suicidal ideations that only puts off the act because a new Batman movie is coming out, the delay is good for me personally

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Protein in pop tarts and all the produce is poison. Cobra flotilla take me from this hell

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Protein in pop tarts and all the produce is poison. Cobra flotilla take me from this hell

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Oh my god the flags are at half staff for Sam Neill 🦖

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Oh my god the flags are at half staff for Sam Neill 🦖

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham to host hells 1st no loads refused cum dump

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Death isn’t the only thing that cums in 3’s, hi I’m Tyler

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

So we can all agree that Mitch consumed Lindsey for a little more time right

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham is a true diva. Stunted on Mitch

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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

It’s actually awesome when bad people die because then they aren’t alive anymore. It’s a bit sadder when people realize they are bad and try to make up for it but then die on their way to being better.

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

CONFIRMED: Lindsey Graham shit himself to death

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026