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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the thing about this guy is we do have one thing in common and it's our opinion of his fans
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Richard M. Carpiano, PhD, MPH @rmcarpiano.medsky.social · 11/10/2026
💯This... Super disappointing season so far, & I've seen some low pts watching since a kid. Very weak lineup of hosts so far: Jalen Brunson, Dakota Johnson, & Shane Gillis & his predictable pervy dudebro schtick. Lorne needs to make a red phone call to Adam Driver & Tom Hanks & hire some new writers.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can you imagine how brave you have to be to be a comedian with no podcast
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
What does it say about me that I fancy George Fouracres as Keir Starmer, George Fouracres as Mario *and* George Fouracres as Evil Jools Holland
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British GQ - Men’s Style & Fashion, Grooming, Culture, Watches … @gq-magazine.co.uk.web.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
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Saturday Night Live UK's George Fouracres: “I have a very strange brain”
As SNL UK returns for season 2, GQ sat down with the show's MVP George Fouracres to discuss his best sketches, proving the haters wrong and playing Keir Starmer for the last time
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Una McCormack @unamccormack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers with George Fouracres today
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I firmly believe that we need to allow the things we used to love to be bad or childish or just not for us anymore. I see people desperately trying to make their childhood favorites fit into their adult life and there is so much peace and joy in thanking them for their service and putting them away
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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 09/09/2026
Only 20.7% of Japanese smokers say they want to quit: 19.7% of men and 23.9% of women. Among men, that share has been falling since 2018. Britain, by comparison, has 3 million "ex-smokers" who vape.
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Why Can You Still Not Buy Vapes in Japan?
Why can't vapes be sold in a country that still loves smoking? A look into the complex legal framework that keeps them import-only.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Give me the cheap dirty whore olive oil. I can't swing for the extra virgin this week.
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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🎃Out-of-Network Doctor Benway🎃 @docbenway.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The inability of the mainstream press to call a lie a lie is truly astounding
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Mike Riverso @mikeriverso.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Putting aside the stealing of work of actual mathematicians, the economics of this are infeasible. To win a $1M prize, they spent what amounts of $10M of tokens, by their public pricing, which we know is subsidized and so they probably burned even more money than that.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sad to know that I’m almost the same age as Homer was in the simpsons and yet he accomplished so much more than me like gone to space and beat up a president
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Andrew Coogan @cooganlab.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
How dare you imply that all Irish politicians are the same stale grey men.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The first rule of privilege is that you get to be unaware of your privilege! It’s so nice and comfy to believe you’re just really good at stuff and earned it all by your diligent labour and inherent virtue
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think often of Stephen Jay Gould’s line: “I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 04/09/2026
worked for William for a short amount of time on a journalistic project of his and let me tell you: that man did not get to run a magazine because he was so good at running magazines
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Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea.com · 04/09/2026
I thought I lived in a meritocracy until I went to work for a bank, where almost everyone else joined via an internship arranged by their dad. All genuinely had no idea of their own privilege. And they all earned more than me, because they knew how to negotiate a starting salary.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The thread makes this point, but when I worked in the media, I was continually amazed how different my frame of reference was from nearly everyone I worked with by simple dint of having grown up in South Dakota and gone to college there.
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Tarte Au Citron @tarteaucitron2x.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Would 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Tarte Au Citron @tarteaucitron2x.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All hail Overlord Henrietta. Under her benevolent reign, all shall experience random acupuncture sessions and be forcibly exfoliated by her raspy tongue.
Tabby cat (Henrietta) in position of dominance atop a prone chest.
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Florian Tomaszewski @platzwart.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Französisch, Deutsch, Sport, Mathe
Christian Tramitz, Stefan Raab, Bulli Herbig, Rick Kavanian
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Morning Kitten
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 29/08/2026
Tim Curry gave us a lot, including a musical body of work that tests the cocaine frontiers in ways even Bowie never dreamed of
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It doesn't really sink in how insane the Roman Empire was until you write a sentence like "We have the skeleton of a man in York who was bitten by a lion."
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
really into this guy who krumps to various songs while singing said songs a cappella
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You can tell a real Canadian by how they eat a chocolate bar in winter. You don't chew—you shatter it against the table and snort the crumbs.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
we aren’t spending enough time and energy trying to understand the societal-level normalization and acceptance of the widespread sociopathy of cis men just get a fucking divorce and go to therapy, you violence-drunk stunted egomaniacs www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
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Minnesota man killed his wife and child at daycare after killing another relative, police say
A Minnesota man killed his wife and their 7-year-old daughter as young children gathered at a home daycare the couple owned before taking his own life, police said Wednesday.
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Jane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I just read a travel post someone wrote about Berlin saying they were surprised that there wasn’t just one compact city centre but a couple, and I wondered how old you have to be now to realise why.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy 10 year anniversary of the best mic drop on Twitter. Hard to believe it’s been so long! Congrats @astrokatie.com

Katie Mack @AstroKatie
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Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it.

Gary P Jackson (RAT) @gary4205
@AstroKatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM!

Katie Mack @AstroKatie
@gary4205 | dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics.
Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There’s a French novel (and movie!) called “Connemara” and it nowt to do with Connemara in Ireland. It’s a reference to the French song Les Lacs Du Connemara which is a big deal in France. I’m trying to think of an equivalent foreign place-name in Irish music. Probably Stuttgart.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Reminds me of that great tweet which went something like “Americans check themselves into rehab for what the average Brit drinks on a two-hour train journey.”
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Thala Msutu @thalamsutu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
😭😭😭😭😭 one of my favourite things when I go to the UK is watching University Challenge so I see who this dude is clearly
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Tarte Au Citron @tarteaucitron2x.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Reactive response as usual. Pursuits are not a new fangled thing.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Why does this Ted Lasso promo pic look like it should accompany the headline "I begged my wife for an open relationship and then she left me for a woman"
Hannah Waddingham staring lovingly into Juno Temple's eyes, nose to nose as Jason Sudeikis stands awkwardly behind her, holding her hand
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Giuseppe Navarria @techdesign.rocks · 27/04/2025
David Bowie preferred Macs
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r/protectUSelections @protectuselections.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We have a criminal president.
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We have a criminal president.
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Son of Bengt (Halloween edition) @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Monday
Father Jack screaming
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Money? This token of value or worth isn’t working. It’s patently no longer fit for purpose. Get me a new one.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm not saying I'm desperate, but we are busing people in from Wales to help me beat a bin.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hang on: her name’s *what*???
A BBC News report on ‘Bringing 'high heels' back into fashion’ - the subtitles say:

‘Julia Caesar has been finding out more.’
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 26/07/2026
FWIW, Meta was fully aware of how these glasses would primarily be used. The glasses were designed to erase consent, and that is why they exist. Anything that they do that suggests they want to ameliorate this use is an attempt to win the PR battle and manipulate public opinion.
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Meta Desperately Trying to Ban Creeps Misusing Its AI "Pervert Glasses"
Meta is vowing to crack down on creeps misusing its Ray Ban smart glasses. Whether it will be enough to regain trust remains to be seen.
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/07/2026
One thing I would love is if, when a straight white guy “sees the light” and joins the left, he would volunteer for a community group and like knock doors for someone who’d been on the left for ages instead of immediately wanting to be the candidate. It’d be like a litmus test for if they’re serious
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Tarte Au Citron @tarteaucitron2x.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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I wanted to be Anthony Bourdain—until I met him.
CW: suicide, suicidal ideation, addiction
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Tarte Au Citron @tarteaucitron2x.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
LOL I've done that too for lecturers I hated and who hated me 😄. Waited til i left and then signed them up for a whole load of shite.
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Big Immigrant Pumpkins. @shinery.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
In case any of the white Americans who love to go on about Ireland being a utopia have missed it: Two Black men were murdered in as many weeks in Dublin recently, and there's currently a lynch mob going around in Belfast setting fires to buildings.
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I say this because: It can be easy to believe that this thing we’re up to here is the world. And we “yap our thoughts” people certainly affect the world, probably disproportionately. But even at its very height only 14% of people in the UK ever had a Twitter account.
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