Reposted by Thomas CourtHassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes 4059862392 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261721061 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243893711283 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtPremier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The wait is over. @Arsenal are Premier League champions. 011239 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtArsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions. 10238001164 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtStevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 26/04/2026And the man at the back said, "Everyone attack!” and it turned into a ballroom grift. And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom grift." 5435 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtCarl Maxim @carlmaxim.bsky.social · 16/01/2026"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..." 8044851340 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtMr Stephen Pike @mrstephenpike.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Here's the thing it's starting to feel like the Epstein files are a distraction from everything else. 12711 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtSimon HB @norock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival 200245354600 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtDope, a meme chamber @dannybirchall.bsky.social · 05/08/2025the scenario we all feared 373749962 0
Reposted by Thomas Court🏳️🌈🎃Brendan Agnew🎃🏳️⚧️ @blcagnew.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Do we still need stories about an aspirational immigrant who's so devoted to his adopted country that he regularly puts himself in danger to help even those who fear and distrust him, and who's primary antagonist is an egotistical tech billionaire? Yes, fucking obviously. You numpties. 4836671283 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 21/06/2025It's one year since Chris Sutton was asked if Mbappe would be able to play with his broken nose in the Euros and he wrote the funniest thing I've ever read. 741573 0
Reposted by Thomas Courtkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13/06/2025oh noooo i just dropped a tube of toothpaste on the floor . crestfallen, is what im saying 1944382 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtMel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I told you we’d be back 15674306212661 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Didn't realize how much of veterinary school would cover patching up mob guys at 2AM 2463 0
Reposted by Thomas Courtalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025finally, a place to cry 7971177 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 27/12/2023Keanu Reeves stuck motionless on a horse forever because every time it starts to move he goes "whoa". 417733 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtDiscö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Ralph Macchio is now 11 years older than Mr Miyagi was in The Karate Kid 810021 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/12/2024for the potato fears not death 589229833782 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Why did they call it a bayonet and not a knifle 2046193 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtLizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Not a single word of this prepared me for the next one. 15864238 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Dorothy: Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore. Toto: Obviously. We're blessing the rains down in Africa. 4500153 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 29/12/2024agent: the movie is called rounders & you’ll be playing a russian mobster. john malkovich: so, can i make up my own accent? 1247 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Hard to believe that just a little over 6,000 years ago, I set out from my tiny childhood home with only the clothes on my back and the dream of becoming immortal. 2254 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 14/12/2024this guy at the bar told me that he hates gay dudes, which I guess means he only likes straight dudes, which sounds pretty gay to me tbh 537882 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtThoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Oh good, an email from every single store or website I've ever bought anything from. 2396 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtMiguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Fifa bid reviewers have given Saudi Arabia 2034 the "highest ever evaluation score" even though they don't even yet know when the World Cup will be played and the report references 40-degree summer heat (and cities suggested aren't yet built, let alone stadiums). 2218144 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtBryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 30/11/2024High octane stuff 571593288 0
Reposted by Thomas CourtViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/11/2024When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang 864239508 0
