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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair

@ragbonehair.bsky.social
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An entirely separate class of problem. Reside in Scotland, live in my head. I write and craft and talk random shite. Mainly the last one. Queer, pretty left wing, fuck terfs/swerfs/bigots. They/she 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keep seeing folk on stardew forums talk about having "so many mods! 300+!!!" and meanwhile I'm revising an old save to just have what I consider to be the bare minimum of 700 mods...
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every single newspaper that reported that Jane Doe “changed her story” should be rushing to publish retractions right now. This case should be a lesson in taking a DA’s victim-blaming statements at face value. Victims do not report to the police because they thought nothing happened to them.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
author, pitching his book to a publisher: it’s about a missionary who does anal - editor: yes! author: -ysis. he does analysis editor: yeah. no
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's my October vibe sorted 🎃👻
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you know Glasgow, we're meant to loop round Woodlands rd, University Avenue, Byres rd & then back up Sauchiehall st. Instead we went up Maryhill rd & explored the offshoot of Raeberry st a bit. Driver was relying on my navigation to get us out, which is usually how you know you're fucked.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The bus driver is going on a journey today, and he is taking us with him.
Photo of a Glasgow back street with fenced in grass down the middle of the road and parked cars narrowing the road either side. This is not a road a coach bus should be on.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sent to me by my mother. She knows me well.
A painting of a woman with red hair and dishevelled clothes sitting on the floor and leaning, head down on a stool in an attitude of despair. Text over the image says: "Are you okay?" Me: No. I don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now, I wouldn't usually say being on the spectrum affects my work life but someone close by is using their mouse scroll wheel Too Loudly.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Advantage of memorising poetry when younger, can call up internal reading to amuse yourself while stuck in traffic. This morning's is John Betjeman's Meditation on the A30.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How socially acceptable is it to use the open mouth of the guy asleep on the bus as a hoop for paper balls?
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have been greatly enjoying the keel hauling of ed sheeran.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do the tiktok 'crack a watermelon with your thighs' thing with it, Leo
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In the comments on a 'do not fucking support Terf Rowling' post someone said separation of art from artist is only really possible when the artist is dead. So, to anyone who still wants to enjoy Harry Potter fandom, I'm not saying you should take matters into your own hands, BUT...
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Lucille Bluth's Iconic Wink
Alt: Lucille Bluth's Iconic Wink
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just realised that in his song Love Goes Down, Plan B is *not* singing "I got that pillow for you now". In my defence, I thought the song was about eating your girl out, so the pillow made sense.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If anyone plays Elder Scrolls apparently IKEA released a new mod which gives you a sentient shelf companion. Voiced by Matt Berry. With an allen blade, a meatball helmet, and unlimited storage. And you can, of course, marry it.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's bravery was so moving we decided to turn it into a fundraiser: store.dftba.com/products/tri...
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Tribute to Ed Sheeran's Bravery Fundraiser for PCRF Tote Bag
Ed Sheeran’s “I am not complicit.” tote bag has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the tote bag. All proceeds from the sale of this tote will be donated directly to Palestine Childre...
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can I get a sense check on a childhood reading thing? Is, say, 14-20 books a week really such an usual amount? Sometimes as few as 7 but that was unusual. A mix of children's, teen and adult books. A colleague seemed to think that was really shocking.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"They fuck you up, your sub and daddy. They may not mean to, but they do." This Be The Vers - Philip Larkin
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Second guy carried them off well imo
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15/09/2026
stop telling me about how you top and bottom for your vampire boyfriend, we get it, youre a dead man's switch
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got the transatlantic god fucks up monkeys as an earworm again vm.tiktok.com/ZN861rhe2/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026
The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Speaking of Vinted, if anyone would absolutely definitely like to be murdered in their sleep these dolls are for sale.
A photo of two vintage dolls. The one on the left wears a brown and white checked top with a brown floppy hat, and has its arms flung out to the sides. Its mouth is open and it is frowning, looking upwards with blank eyes as though screaming in rage at its own existence.
The doll on the right is bigger, wearing a blue, red and white striped top. It has chin length blonde hair that has been torn out on top so it looks like it's balding. It is grinning widely and showing teeth but frowning slightly too. The overall effect is that of a serial killer or a professional torturer.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There really needs to be support group meetings for people addicted to buying shit off Vinted.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tis the season for the autistic need to have bare feet indoors to battle with the autistic dodgy thermoregulation and force me to put on socks.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've started a Strange New Worlds rewatch and been trying to find some fanfic of my character obsession and there's barely anything 🙃 He's complicated and damaged and caring. There's angst and humour and so much juicy backstory. And he's absolutely smoking hot. Why no Dr M'Benga fic?
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am the breadwinner AND the breadloser of my household. Multi talented.
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Ruth Pearce @notrightruth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is the most fucked up and immediately harmful policy decision I think I've ever seen in adult trans healthcare in the UK, and that's saying something. The Welsh Gender Service is one of the best in the country. It is widely praised by the patients it helps. That is why it is being targeted.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Help! Am I imagining it, or was there a tune that started with the Robin Hood whistle and then went "One! Two! Three!" **HEAVY THRASH METAL OR POSSIBLY FOLK**?? I don't think I'm musical enough to make it up but I can't get my brain further than the first bit.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For my birthday today, all I’m asking is for you to live life to its fullest. Read that book. Climb that mountain. Swim that channel. Punch that Nazi. Demand pockets in that dress. Life is short.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
While I'm still banging on about Camp Miasma, I have to say if I had it on vhs the part where Hannah Einbinder comes out wearing just boxers would be worn out in a week...
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Listen I'm No Better Than A Man
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Actually, not "but still". Nothing about Gillian Anderson is "but still". She is hugely, loudly, gloriously "YES AND!". Age and experience and deep strength and vulnerability and yes, beauty beauty beauty, yes yes YES.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Camp Miasma 🏕. Holy shit. Hoooolly shiiit. That was fucking incredible. Funny and poignant and beautiful and so, so incredibly fucked up and sexy in such a queer way. I loved it. Loved it to (little) death.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
About to go in to see Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. So glad I managed to catch it before it leaves cinemas.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know there isn't actually any rhyme or reason to the universe, and certainly no fairness that I can see, but gods dammit why do the wrong people keep dying? RIP Dolly and Tim. May the earth lie lightly on you, may any and all gods be kind.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well, guess I'm watching Clue tonight. And maybe the original version of IT. 💔🖤
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Viv Kemp @vivkemp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My most pessimistic and pitch black belief is that Taika Waititi first starting dating and then eventually married Rita Ora so he could say "Kia Rita Ora" every time he saw her
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The family from the Australian kids tv show Round the Twist.
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Greeted by two elderly akitas at the bus stop, who leaned against my legs and gently demanded petting. Beautiful doggos, 10/10.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We need polls on this app because I want to know how all of yous are answering this.
Screenshot of a HR training question that asks 'Which of the following would be considered workplace harassment?'.
Answers are:
A - John says "well done on your promotion" and pats you on the back.
B - Cindy accidentally bumps into you by the coffee machine. 
C - Ethan covers himself in oil and starts sliding around on the floor calling himself "Slug boy" and asks you to throw salt on him while calling him a bad little slug.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When you need to measure how much cunt to serve.
A white pyrex measuring jug with measuring lines in red on the outside. The lines for cups curve in and make a very yonic design. 
@delightedcrow on tumblr came up with the "how much cunt to serve" joke.
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Lizard Queen / ragbonehair @ragbonehair.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Carefully set up a new save in stardew with 1,721 mods, including several retextures. Played 1 in-game day. Now carefully going through taking out the retextures because they make it look too different and I don't like change.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Walking home from the station at night on an empty road; noted a man stood stock still alone on the other side. Fight or flight hackles immediately raised. He turned to me across the street and I tensed, ready for the solicitation. "HEDGEHOG!", he said, pointing.
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