iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.

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Cameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I want Denver to win in the most fraudulent way possible

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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sick. I love when refs fuck teams I hate.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

“Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym hitting dumbbell curls until your biceps are crazy big.” — Dr. Willie Underwood III, American Medical Association president

theonion.com

American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’

CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing tha...

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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wake up! Paul Andrew Lock plays football today!

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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

what a curious day to put these on sale

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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026

And this is why we need to help people stop focusing on a brand name and start hating the surveillance state as a whole.

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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

chet hanks boisterously pronouncing ladyboy in patois

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

guy can't even stay on base. send him back down

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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i was not expecting this jumpscare 15 minutes into a normal video from 2025 about east asian condiments

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 09/08/2026

Sex Manual #1

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

A statement from InfoWars:

InfoWars Official Statement
On The Death Of Tim Heidecker

As viewers of last night's Emergency broadcast are now aware, Tim Heidecker passed away on camera at the age of 50. We wish him luck in his eternal pursuit of justice.

He is survived by his wife Chesapeake, who issued the following statement: "He was a son of a bitch, but goddamnit I loved him." She has asked for privacy at this time.

In lieu of flowers, the family asks mourners to buy a limited edition InfoWars zip-up hoodie and a subscription to The Onion.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

i wrote this months ago. might have some edits to make

50007: Second draft

T.J. Bro I have been trying to hit you up for months. I got something for you.

JUICE. hit me

T.J. Sliced ketchup. Sliced mustard. Sliced mayonnaise. Sliced hot sauce. Sliced ranch dressing. All solid.

JUICE. hold up here

T.J. I figured out how to stabilize sauces and shit. No more fuckin' with the little packets. No more stupid bottles. It just comes out of a can like cranberry sauce. You can slice it like a butter knife.

JUICE. hooooold up here

T.J. Yeah. It's mad congealed. And that means shit doesn't spill everywhere or come out the sides when you make a sandwich.

JUICE. this also means, and i'm sorry if i'm jumpin to conclusions here, i just feel as though we opened the ark of the condiment. this means that an addition such as ketchup could be regarded not as a condiment of fluid and indeterminate quantity but a signature filling, a stackable, countable food integer. no longer will one ask for some ketchup. one will ask for a ketchup

T.J. See, you get it. You're seein' the vision here, bro. You got, like, special glasses where you can see the vision.

TEN. You're just describing glasses, I think.

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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

smokin on that karlboro

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/07/2026

elon stroking his chin in thought, thinking about how the three hour movie he sat still for and paid attention to wasn't as faithful as it could be to the long poem he read all of

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

victory lapping on this one

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

researching baseball

The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.

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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 20/06/2026

They don't want you to touch it because it will give you powers

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

if he's going to keep peddling this bullshit i think he needs to pick a less autistic sport than baseball

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller

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Mediapolitic @mediapolitic.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 06/06/2026

Live look at the GOG intern

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 26/03/2026

born to :3 react. forced to 👍 react. abolish all jobs.

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

ball over everything

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Dylynn 🏳️‍⚧️ @dylynn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

heads up that one of the best pieces of media to ever exist is only 12 dollars and forty-nine cents right now that is the deal of the century if you havent played this game at this point you really owe it to yourself as someone who enjoys good things.

steam midweek deal for the video game outer wilds being 50% off and priced at only 12.49$.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16/05/2026

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

Office of the First Lady @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP announced the expansion of the @WhiteHouse honey program with the addition of a newly installed and fully functioning beehive on the South Lawn.
Hand-crafted by a local artisan in the image of the White House, the beautiful, new hive will add two new bee Show more

Open Source Intel • @Osint613•
A massive swarm of bees descended on the White House grounds.

Edward Lawrence © @EdwardLawre.. •8h
The dots here are a swarm of bees on the North Lawn of the White House. There are thousands of them right now. #Bees #WhiteHouse

PatriotTakes
• @patriottakes • 27m
Trump swats away a "viscous bee." Why is he trying to harm one of Melania's White House bees?

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Tad Cooper @tadcooper.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

thinking about the time where I made it to the final round of an interview process and was the 2nd choice candidate and in the debrief call after they told me I wasn’t selected the recruiter opened with “what happened man?” why did he do that

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

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