Reposted by MattKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca 29595641527
Matt @tacoriddles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Latte Lath 1v1 with the keeper and sends the ball into orbit. Classic. 010
Reposted by MattAndy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026people angry about a movie based on a 2800-year-old poem should be forced to go to war for ten years and then take another ten to get home 52759320
Reposted by MattJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Would love a reverse swear jar situation where I put a dollar in and it gives me a new and exciting expletive to use 1942084
Reposted by Matt🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Men will plow the whole cornfield and build a baseball field rather than going to therapy 210919
Reposted by Mattex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The thing is, artists don't actually owe you accessibility. You can just choose to not consume those works. That's fine. That's allowed. You can learn to be fine living as a person who's never read Finnegan's Wake. That's most of us, actually. 25147198
Reposted by Mattjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I love how you do one thing wrong and suddenly you "made a mistake" 91153171
Reposted by MattMollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Victims can also be bad people. That does not make them not victims. 4508
Reposted by MattJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I'm a 10 but mostly on those therapist intake questionnaires 222214
Reposted by MattSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 04/06/2026guys i just got sponsored by baked beans 11501
Reposted by MattBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Just heard the new Jay Z freestyle where he goes after Kanye and Drake and it was pretty good, I’m glad he’s not doing that about me. I feel like just knowing I drive a ford focus would give him a lot of ammunition. 1947014
Reposted by MattKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Gonna be a generational burden to recreate the norm that scamming other people is bad when our positions of leadership are being filled by proud scammers and people who previously only succeeded in the field of social media engagement bait 654159816
Reposted by Mattderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/05/2026i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up. 159100781218
Reposted by Mattfemcel serial thriller @thatsacoinpurse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026happy memorial day 2060411685
Reposted by MattMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17/05/2026If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny would you choose hard or soft shell tacos. 5153414300
Reposted by MattDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone* 2935531014
Reposted by MattJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/05/2026i'm basically the jack ryan of being sleepy 101939
Reposted by Mattthe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/05/2026this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened 203102401686
Matt @tacoriddles.bsky.social · 14/05/2026My latest, “Otrohet on Ponce” in the lovely Spring Issue of Chariot Press: chariotpressjournal.com/2026/05/otro... #poetrychariotpressjournal.comOtrohet on Ponce - Chariot PressMatt Thompson 050
Reposted by MattNeil Blackman @n3il4real.bsky.social · 14/05/2026"I thought topical humor would kill," I yell as I'm dragged from the ointment convention. "At least these free samples will help with all these cuts." Look, I just need to feel something. 021
Reposted by MattPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/05/2024My autocorrect just coined "Super Smash Bris", possibly the least fun game of all time 3047658
Matt @tacoriddles.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Oh yeah write something in pentameter that’ll be fun great plan chief 000
Reposted by MattJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/05/2026i went to the foreshadowing store and nobody knew you... yet. 1349364
Reposted by MattTitania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Me: 14595801356
Matt @tacoriddles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The grip BuzzFeed had on us is more millennial-defining than any song. 000
Reposted by MattShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/05/2026 there is already enough sadness in the world, why do we need IPAs 6674479
Reposted by MattCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 09/05/2026I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park. 183119736
Reposted by MattLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Jail for home builders who drop charcoal gray cubist homes in the middle of historic neighborhoods 3391
Reposted by MattYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/05/2026well maybe if you quit spending money on avocado toast and coffee you could actually afford to gamble online, 4798169
Matt @tacoriddles.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Doing a U turn at Briarcliff and Ponce is a hate crime. 000
Reposted by Mattlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/05/2026if you scoop out too much cream cheese for your bagel, no you didn’t 920461
Reposted by MattMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Ted Turner had an instinct for mergers, a lot of charm, an inhuman level of self-confidence, AND a wildly overinflated sense of what he could pull off, and if I were to pick a single deal that represented all of those qualities, it would be "I think I can turn Jane Fonda into a trophy wife." 321618248
Matt @tacoriddles.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Birria tacos are obviously not dunkaroos. They are fondue. 010
Matt @tacoriddles.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Group chat inspo. You heard it here first. It’s hoochie shorts summer. 000
Reposted by MattBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/05/2026A tragic use of AI is in flyers for kids wanting to babysit or walk dogs or mow lawns, that shit demands terrible child graphic design skills and we should not accept anything less 121191132
Reposted by MattAaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Totoro rules, because nothing really happens in it, but we briefly open our eyes to the reality of death and the enchantment of the world, while the titular creature didn't even notice he was IN a movie 711410
Reposted by Mattsame old ghost 🌿🪻 @sameoldghost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026So frustrating that you have a limited amount of time and energy to do tasks each day. Just like in Stardew Valley 4317
Matt @tacoriddles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Would a new Daft Punk album fix the world? I’m not ruling it out. 000
Reposted by MattPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The problem, is that I'm all out of cheese 7201
Reposted by Mattjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Anyone know of a good cryptkeeper? I was suspicious of mine after so little work was getting done so i set up a hidden camera and half the time he's just sitting there telling stories 980797
Matt @tacoriddles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Man, I thought Saba lost that watch a long time ago, but it was Saba time tonight. #atlutd 000
Matt @tacoriddles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Proudly a curmudgeon about the wave at sporting events. 000
