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I'm on bluesky for a good time please help me have a good time.

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mad Men is the best show ever made about how sometimes a Pete Campbell is just a Don Draper who sucks, but who, in finally confronting the ways in which he sucks, gets a shot at redemption, while that same redemption is denied to the actual Don Draper, who isn’t even really Don Draper, but is actually Dick Whitman, but who, upon having too many experiences with Harry Crane, who used to be sort of decent but is now way worse than all of them (after spending too much time in Los Angeles and having sideburns in the 60s, a common fate) decides to go for it anyway, and the show leaves unsaid whether he ultimately improves (like Stan, a guy who massively sucks at first but then gets better due to his proximity to Peggy) or is doomed to just repeat the cycle after a really good month at work. There is also a Roger Sterling in the mix. More on him another time…
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the best misremembered movie titles Ive seen in a while
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
World Cup cameramen scanning the crowd for crying English kids:
Cartoon guy with a shirt that says “sickos” looking into a window and saying: “YES... HA HA HA... YES!”
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I hope England and Argentina try fouling each other a bit more in the second half
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When a singer is all like "1, 2, 3, 4!" you know that you're listening to some sort of mathematical song.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If a charcter is revealed to be diabetic or have some kind of serious allergy early on in a movie you should probably just forget about it because it will never matter later
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
People who are narcissists need to take a good look in the mirror
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 03/07/2026
has anybody noticed this screenshot answers its own question
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I bought a dvd from Mensa that’s just every Christopher Nolan movie playing full volume simultaneously on the same screen
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Penny lane really is the culmination of all of paul mccartneys most annoying bullshit coming together and somehow not being annoying
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You'll never guess what bright orb I saw in the sky today
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I dont know why everyone thinks Mark David Chapman is such a genius for figuring out Catcher in the Rye is about how you should kill John Lennon, I'm only a few pages in and its pretty obvious
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
some of you are very dumb
reply guy: if they own housing they are a landlord
Me: noooope, that's not what a landlord is. Someone who isn't renting their property out isn't a landlord.
Reply guy: so you think it's better for people to hoard land for themselves rather than rent space out so more people have a place to live? What?
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The term "Kubrick Stare" refers to the way audiences would stare at Kubrick's movies when they would play on the screen. Even today if you put on one of Kubrick's films most people will be inexplicably drawn to looking at the pictures instead of the floor or ceiling.
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Guy in traffic school: and I could see stop signs becoming a really big part of my driving experience moving forward. Me (whispering to the woman next to me): what a kiss ass.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 15/05/2026
They'll have a feel day with this..
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hes started dressing like this because hes a director now
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Could not think of a worse example to put as the main picture
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
freddy scowling as he realizes it's gonna be basically impossible to get the other knife glove on
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Just got my 10,000 steps in.. and I'm only 43!!!
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
You can perform a Birthday to increase your Age.
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I dont think any trailer for any movie coming out this year could possibly capture my curiosity as much as this John Travolta directed movie with an awful name that seems to be just about how nice it is to fly commercially has
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The audience should always be asking, “huh?”
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
fbi agent: why sun go byebye then come back dr. hannibal lecter: The sun vacillates between the desire to leave and the need to be present. fbi agent (crying): oh my god
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I love film, but I don’t let it consume my whole life. It’s embarrassing how often I go out and see what must be other film fans doing “dialogue” or having a “motivation.”
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Conner's absurdity is hilarious.
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's hurtful to me when people assume I am an athlete just because I embody the ideal peak physical form of humanity
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Michael jackson haters love to bring up the nude photos of young boys in his bedroom safe, but they never mention all the normal stuff in his house: picture frames, tables, lamps, etc
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Getting old is when you go back to the simpsons and you notice you relate more to bart than maggie nowdays
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
No, I don't do drugs, but I know the junkie's mind. When I help a wounded animal, that's like a drug to me. Exercising my civic duty in the voting booth is a hit of the strongest dope. Lastly, a rush like no other, is being role model to three charming and obedient nephews
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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I feel so fortunate every time I wake up. To be a chipmunk. To be in a world-famous band. Our fans make this all posible
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Some people might say this was too much responsibility to put on her, but I think she just didnt try hard enough
Bloomberg opinion: DoorDash Grandma Can't Deliver Trump a Win in Iran
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Peter Raleigh @petreraleigh.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
On the occasion of its recent 4K release, I wrote about Killers of the Flower Moon open.substack.com/pub/peterral...
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The Wolves in the Picture
Martin Scorsese's American Gangsters
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ive been saying for years that every story in todays news was going to happen
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Incredible character design that you can recognize them even without their clothes
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
(Can barely contain my laughter, struggling to get the words out) hey everyone, they're announcing a new product that is stupid!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
don't get why murderers aren't always scattering too small gloves around the scene. doesn't matter how airtight the case against you may be if a dozen gloves don't fit. glove after glove for a whole afternoon, and not one fits? come on. ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i know you know the rhyme
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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
is a new episode of snl airing? here's how to keep your family safe in light of this terrifying new information
headline: is a new snl episode airing march 28? here's what to know
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
In comedy, there's a "rule of three". That's why there's "three" Stooges, and not, say, 1,000,000.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
1997 I was working at the CIA. The director called me in. Now I'd never been in the director's office before. I'm sitting there with no idea what he wants to ask me. He says, "John, have you heard MMMBop, by Hansen?" l said, "Yeah, of course." He said, "We're gonna kill the little one. The drummer."
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Opened up twitter for the first time in a long while and this was the first post the algorithm fed me lol
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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Im not really suprised, the academy loves to award movies where things happen after one another in them
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
James Bond: What's this, a phone? I already have one of these. Q: Oh no, Mr. Bond. That's actually a toad phone. You can use it to call a frog from anywhere in the world. James Bond: You've outdone yourself this time, Q.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
not surprising and yet still jarring to read ex-FBI agents describing how Kash Patel and Bongino reacted to Charlie Kirk's murder while running the agency. truly the content creator administration/podcast govt www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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