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brother jauffre

@brotherjauffre.bsky.social
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dinner for dessert and dessert for breakfast. Breakfast for lunch and lunch for dinner
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Urge to resist the urge... lowerising
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your philosophy sucks, Horatio
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
TODAY'S AGENDA 9:00 Paying the piper 12:00 Reopening old wounds 2:30 One last job 5:00 Doing something I should have done a long time ago
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Texting while driving may impact text quality
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boo-lt @boltgsr.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
[developer interview posted two days before the game's release] "So when we read the project plan, it was like... Eh? An ending where Fox and Falco get together!? Is that really OK...!?" [laughter] "But we thought about it and decided, _they're animals anyway, so let's just do it!_"
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If you want to get to the second half of the alphabet, you're gonna have to go through m
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
☎️ Hold on. I'm receiving a messenge.
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The last thing a hungry child needs, is a bead
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
An error has occurred somewhere
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I've seen things you people shouldn't believe. They just don't hold up to scrutiny
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Scientists confirm there is no unsafe amount of lovin'
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Come have some bay leaves with the lay beeves 🐄
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
You can perform a Birthday to increase your Age.
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You should be changing your mind "every two or three minutes", say leading neurologists "Wait no", say leading neurologists
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
She was called Agatha Christerie because she wrote mysteries!! 😱
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If i made a movie i would forgo the scenes and just have the behind the scenes
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If i made a movie it would just be the making of and behind the scenes interviews
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Q. Will there be email at the party? A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I believe email will change the world
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
When you answer the doorbell and it's an erstwhile detective investigating your husband's mysterious disappearance and you have to say "what a pleasant surprise!" Even though it's not really a pleasant surprise 🙄
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Not going to record my progress to my Adventure Journal tonight. I don't even care anymore
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Just changed the water level and can now access previously unreachable areas 👍
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Growing dissent in the Pokémon universe re: the prevailing "Great Ten-Year-Old" theory of history
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Died and came back wrong today
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brother jauffre @brotherjauffre.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Marrying my longtime partner due to "reconcilable differences"
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