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Girl with a SpongeBob Tattoo

@surahz.bsky.social
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Pencil stabbing survivor, sinkhole enthusiast, somebody’s mom. I'm very busy and important.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 28/02/2025
TODAY…
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Is today done? Feels done. I know i'm done
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 04/02/2025
2 insurrections, same President.
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’m gonna be real I am straight up very concerned about things
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/01/2025
i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
President Trump would be well advised to place tariffs on Colombian coffee. The only type that must stay duty-free is Irish coffee. by Pete Hegseth
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
America is under attack by the President of the United States
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Girl with a SpongeBob Tattoo @surahz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Update: he’s proving to be an excellent distraction and source of entertainment. Everyone needs an emotional support shelter dog to get through these stressful times
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Girl with a SpongeBob Tattoo @surahz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Adopted a dog from the shelter yesterday in an attempt to distract me from the demise of America, seems to be working so far 🤞🏻
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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Mrs. H @kaydee816.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’m torn between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay somewhat sane
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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for, NO I don't remember I haven't seen anyone I don't know Fuck off Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory Be an ally
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/01/2025
it’s been three days and people can’t even FIND eggs
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
CAPTCHA: are you a human ME: yes CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
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The Daily Beans Podcast @dailybeanspod.com · 22/01/2025
This is how you do it...
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
2025 seems like a good time to start eating Tide Pods again.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025
it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
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Girl with a SpongeBob Tattoo @surahz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
How does one fall into a coma for 4 years? Asking for a friend.
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This
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Girl with a SpongeBob Tattoo @surahz.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
RIP America
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
911: What’s your emergency? Me: Hi. Everything is awful
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.? In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I never lost sleep over Biden being in office. I’m going to miss that.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
“The combined area burned by this week’s fires is larger than each of the city limits of San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Boston or Miami.”
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L.A. Wildfires Live Updates: Winds Intensify as Death Toll Rises to 16
Crews were working tirelessly to stop the fires, one of which burned at least one home and threatened others in the Brentwood neighborhood. The stronger winds will likely hamper their efforts.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
In the past week, I have streamed Backdraft and half a season of Station 19. Here are my critiques of the Los Angeles Fire Department’s wildfire response. 1/37….
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Girl with a SpongeBob Tattoo @surahz.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Is every toddler drawn to playing in garbage cans and toilets, or just mine?
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Emma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You’re telling me this life crisis is mid?
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Pearl Low | 劉寶珠🧋 (they/them) @pearllow.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Here is an ongoing list of LA restaurants that are offering shelter, food, and support to first responders and evacuees: bit.ly/LAaid
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L.A. restaurants offering shelter, discounts and food to fire evacuees and first responders
These L.A. restaurants and coffee shops are staying open to shelter evacuees, offering discounts and, in some cases, free food to evacuees and first responders to the numerous ongoing fires in Souther...
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Girl with a SpongeBob Tattoo @surahz.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Interesting that republicans can politicize naturally occurring wildfires but lose their shit if anyone tries to politicize gun violence.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/01/2025
as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder: we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now. the climate crisis is here, all around us
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Mike Royce @mikeroyce.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
thank you LAFD, today illustrates why a great man once said “nobody ever made a song called ‘fuck the fire department’”
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MicheleMuse 💙🌈🦋🇺🇦 @michelemuse.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
😉
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Ron Baumann @theronbaumann.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Don't forget to get enough food for 30 days because the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas.
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I don't have any friends. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me impossible to be friends with.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/12/2024
I only have one more "Alexa stop" left in me before I throw it across the room
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness? me: oh they’re all pretty great
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Girl with a SpongeBob Tattoo @surahz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Not being born into generational wealth is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me
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Girl with a SpongeBob Tattoo @surahz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Hey Joe, I’d like a pardon for my student loans
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
If you play The Grinch backward, his heart shrinks after interacting with people and that’s a lot more accurate.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
personally i think i deserve $350
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/12/2024
what am I even supposed to do with data breach notifications at this point "ah, yes, I'll just put that over here, with the rest of the data breaches"
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