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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1h

If you don't know the answer to a question in a job interview, it's fine to just say that. Repeatedly.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 6h

Mid October, 7pm & it’s 82 degrees. Where’s this fall everyone is talking about?

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 5h

Them: I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation. Me: [standing on the ceiling] Why do you say that?

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 5h

yes, i had a coupon so it was reduced.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16h

Generational trauma? Don’t you threaten me with a good time

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I appear to be a shadow, but that was just a passing phase.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Made some exciting new advances in the field of emitting unclassifiable noises during staff meeting today.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 15h

You were either a chucks person or a vans person and while we were on some level mortal enemies we could all agree that birkenstocks and socks people were not allowed in our cars

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 12h

Peter Gallagher is the Dermot Mulroney of Eugene Levys

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 11h

me: i don’t think i’m getting enough chalk in my diet. my doctor: you shouldn’t have ANY chalk in your diet. me: i feel like i should have some chalk in my diet. my doctor: i’m going to advise you to stop eating chalk. me: hehe, we’ll see.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 11h

me: i haven’t been able to sleep for four days. my wife: {rubbing the bridge of her nose as she sighs} is it because of the kelly ckarkson/high-end brooklyn novelty shop feud? me: yes.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Deliberately misspell a common word. There you go. You just named your startup.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

When the first Rubik's Cube came out we were stunned by the mechanics of the thing. That high lasted for about fifteen minutes.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I'll be damned if the kids find me passing out the tiny "fun size" candy bars again this year instead of the full size. So, I'm just turning out all the lights.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

yes, the local wellness center requested a juice from a vegetable that is grown using the moon’s gravity waves. this, apparently, helps with gut health.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

my favorite led zeppelin song is the one where they sing about the psychological descent of a mystical elf who uses an ancient tarot deck to guide him to the dark underground realm where he beats a sprite to death with an obsidian scrying crystal.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

yes, i ordered some but a clerical error sent brawndo to my vertical carrot farm & destroyed that too. now i’m just a penniless penny farthing bicycle repairman.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

please, my bot farm, it’s been annihilated.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Salt is quite literally older than dirt but given everything these days, this container supposedly expiring next week feels about right

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yelling at me for warming towels in the oven is not going to get the fire department here any faster.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Crossed the road in a chicken costume. Much less clarifying than I had hoped.

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

a pleasant memory was brought to your awareness in error. please allow three business days to forget it

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

listening to the prodigy on the bus and shaking my head and chuckling so everyone knows i see through the matrix and could dodge a hail of bullets if needed

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

my wife: what did you get me for my birthday? me: {i watch an amazon drone quietly lower an iguana wearing a tiny cowboy hat onto the porch} remember when you said you wanted a pet?

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

one time at a baseball game i got hit in the head by a line drive & when i woke up i could recite every single line in the movie the natural.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

job interviewer: last question, how do you feel about working all the live long day? me: {i recline in my chair & clasp my hands behind my head} welp, i’m not excited about it.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

you guys, i just bought that mechanical bird in brooklyn. the transaction went very smooth. there were no issues. i’ve installed it in the parlor where me & my family get together on friday nights & sing kelly clarkson songs.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026

BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026

happy canadian thanksgiving to my girlfriend who lives there

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

*3:12 am. i roll over, nudge my wife awake & whisper* i’m thinking of changing our last name to awesomedragonslayer.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Your 5,000 piece puzzle turns out to be a picture of your headstone with tomorrow’s date

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

*a fly lands on a piece of poop where there are other flies already there* fly: hey guys, what’s new? other fly: uh, this turd, larry, that’s why we’re here.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

i drift into a 1,000 yard stare as i watch a toddler completely f-up all the tv settings using my own remote.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Pisces: People love a good story. They also love hamburgers and walks on the beach. There are lots of things people love. You’re just not one of them.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Aquarius: Today will be like a dream come true for you. Unfortunately, it’s that dream where all of your teeth fall out.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Virgo: You will lose a loved one in the coming months. You’ll have a chance to say goodbye and be reminded why you were such a disappointment.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Leo: The birds will be chirping just for you all day. They are planning your demise through song.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Gemini: You see yourself as the main character in your own movie, but the reality is that you’re just an extra who keeps looking into the camera.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Cancer: We connected the stars in your chart and it looks remarkably like a middle finger.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

my boss spends almost 30 minutes explaining a very detailed set of instructions for me to do & i nod my head the entire time until he realizes that he’s actually talking to a life sized bobble head of me & the real me is taking a nap in the park.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

That’s two more carolers. Time to reset the trap.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*my psychic gazes into her crystal ball for several minutes before looking up at me in horror* in the future no one will be named doug.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

me: do you realize that because lawrence dies at the beginning of the film lawrence of arabia is just one long flashback? the priest serving me communion: you’re driving me to the brink of madness.

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