Reposted by Chain BearJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 9hEvri, telling me when my parcel is due, like: 115318
Reposted by Chain BearTube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Feeling incredibly proud to finally hold my 2027 Tube Mapper Calendar in my hands! The shipment landed yesterday, so I’m now busy getting calendars out to everyone who has already ordered. I couldn’t resist matching my T-shirt to one of the gorgeous pastel colours on the cover! 716525
Reposted by Chain BearTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026Every AI CEO sounds like this. 61032296
Reposted by Chain BearMrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows 543079564
Reposted by Chain BearErin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026A thing I learned about Meta when I was trying to understand how their statements relate to their actions a few years ago is that *they just tell absolutely indefensible lies* and journalists almost always let them. They believed no one would ever punish them for it in any way that matters. 121251393
Reposted by Chain Bearmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4989911653
Reposted by Chain BearChris Limb @catmachine.com · 28/09/2026People REALLY don’t like being told they’re wrong. What the far right have done is weaponise this and tell people that the feelings of bigotry that they’re secretly ashamed of are actually good. And if deployed cunningly this works on far more people than you'd think, which is exhausting. 314340
Reposted by Chain BearGirl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The first rule of gang bang club is that you have to talk about gang bang club: these things don’t organise themselves. NEW blog, #GangBang club Adorable nerdy/horny/crafting art by @stuartcb.bsky.social www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gang-ba... 2309
Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That Apple advert is so funny. The concept that you'd go to the moon and be so inspired that you make a slightly more powerful iteration of phone. 1110
Reposted by Chain BearBMcG @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I will be thinking about Angrypennies forever 318974
Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have this annoying thing when typing (on a computer keyboard) that sometimes my fingers will just type a different related word. My brain thinks the right word, my mind visually imagines the right letters and my fingers just muscle-memory some other shit. 140
Reposted by Chain BearAmy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i see it working more like '-gate'. I don't really see people using the word in full for nesting but certainly -ception as a suffix to whatever thing is recursion (eg your classic matroshka would be 'dollception' but not 'doll inception') 141
Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I regularly think about how the word "inception" has taken on a new meaning after the film Inception, in which inception is at all not used to describe what inception has come to mean from Inception 281
Reposted by Chain BearDan Conlin @convito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No YOU just bookmarked a recipe from a porn site comment section. 04711
Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For too long I've been using 'vibes' as my catchall word for everything and I need to train myself out of it before it becomes the only word in my vibecabulary 070
Reposted by Chain BearThomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit 122604440
Reposted by Chain BearMike Booth @somegreybloke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cool cool cool, people sharing AI videos of political leaders doing stuff they never did and other people believing the videos are real; we're well on the way guys! 041
Reposted by Chain BearElizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026what did I fucking tell you people about this guy. what did I say 623448
Reposted by Chain Bearhorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026we are essentially very simple creatures that got complex by accident 935927
Reposted by Chain BearRob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣 6776208
Reposted by Chain Bearsam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own itstrikegently.coStrike Gently - Horse Pin1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA. 651992355
Reposted by Chain BearSteve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on 4397271234
Reposted by Chain Bearderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I dislike the gendering of cat ownership not only because it means fewer cats get adopted, but also because it makes it harder to find cat-themed menswear. Below are some I've come across over the years. Brands and descriptions are in the alt text. Also a mug at the end that I like. 541921147
Reposted by Chain BearEndless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse 2749061865
Reposted by Chain BearKieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bleakly, grimly hilarious that people my age have been hearing this exact same tune on repeat for very literally our entire voting lives now. I'm 40. My daughter starts seconday school next year. 13609171
Reposted by Chain Beargamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169025710
Reposted by Chain BearJamiebear 🏳️🌈 𓂺 @bearbehind.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ve just listened to the preview and OH MY GOD the reading is so very very hot! Absolutely panting-dampening hot. If you’re not already subscribed, then get on that *now*: www.patreon.com/girlonthenet...patreon.comGet more from Girl on the Net on PatreonGet more from Girl on the Net on Patreon. Become a member for just US$2/month. I’ve been sex blogging since 2011, and while I adore the written word, I… 022
Reposted by Chain BearBrainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Genuinely - *genuinely* - thought this was a @theonion.com headline. Holy shit. 15749203
Reposted by Chain BearNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Refrigerator — Alex Colville, 1977 Acrylic polymer emulsion on hardboard 110312
Reposted by Chain BearAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/... 72544499
Reposted by Chain BearSophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This one’s for you @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com 18949452
Reposted by Chain BearJamie Hannigan @jamiedotdotdot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Struggling to think how anyone living or working in a seaside community would even consider doing this to RNLI volunteers aka THEIR OWN NEIGHBOURS WHO WOULD DROP EVERYTHING TO SAVE THEM FROM DROWNING WHEN THE CALL CAME IN 121352
Reposted by Chain BearJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026What on earth is happening? 23833141340
Reposted by Chain Bearhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112051903
Reposted by Chain BearPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When you read Kraft’s statement, both this headline and the article it links to are enormously misleading. Kraft says he’s been asked to donate, doesn’t say he has, and doesn’t mention any charities. Readers could be forgiven for thinking Kraft had donated to the charities listed in the text. 181322464
Reposted by Chain Bearpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Threads is my favorite social media app that constantly shows me posts that make me feel like I'm having a stroke 61128
Reposted by Chain BearPaul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Taking the cuck and his wife out to the movies later 040082
Reposted by Chain BearAn Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026 51224274
Reposted by Chain BearNed Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is. 7270821520
Reposted by Chain BearIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131733349
