Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just spoke out loud to the Alexa I said I'd never have in my house and asked it to "play some fun music," a sentence that would've made the me of no more than two years ago throw myself off a pier. Which is just as well as it replied: "Playing 'Sophie's Funeral Playlist' from Spotify." 092
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Brilliant, fascinating article about the relationship between a drug addict and the drug dealers who cuckooed his home: www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...theguardian.comA tale of two trap houses: being cuckooed ruined my friend’s life – but did it then help save him?The long read: Drug gangs have moved off Britain’s streets and into vulnerable people’s homes. Addicts like my friend are easy targets, but the reality can be more complicated than it seems 1125
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Currently trying to book flights to mainland Europe and going through endless price comparisons made impossible by the varying luggage surprises at every stage. I swear if anyone wants to trace the decline of the West it's when they started charging for your suitcase. 1141
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This one’s for you @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com 18949352
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm investigating how school refusal became so widespread. Aside from much bigger mental health reasons I also wonder if adult life retained more mystery to previous generations of kids. Were we easier to convince that algebra, oxbow lakes, French subjunctive could be crucial part of adulthood? 3172
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Looking at Hackney property prices on Rightmove this morning, I think we can safely say there’s a sale on. (Partly because of landlords selling off their rentals after the Renters’ Rights’ Bill.) 141
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Very funny description of Diana Rigg not giving up smoking (as written by her daughter, in Vogue) 430580
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodDorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026James Cleverly will fix this 1240174
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodEllie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I love the dedication in My Life on the Road by Gloria Steinhem 10385241964
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What's lovely about living in Dalston is that residents of my street now have a special whatsapp number we can text direct to the police, and they respond impressively quickly. What's not lovely is that residents of my street need to have a... 030
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Feeling illish and patheticish and have managed to find a cosy crime series on Channel 5 set in Benidorm featuring a murder in a Take That tribute band and I am watching it in some kind of self pity shame fetish spiral anyway hi 170
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Looking at a big UK Facebook thread on prepping for the worst, stockpiling, what ppl think of the possibility of war. Almost everyone has something to say about 'if we get nuked.' Given many wars are currently raging in world, none of them nuclear, why do most people only ever imagine this outcome? 351
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268156333
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Is it not just exhausting to come up with these attacks on the little guys, the less harmful guys, day in day out… to pretend to be the Real Victims again and again… I’m tired just typing it 171
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodTanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 15/08/2026White professor ‘ MattGPT ‘ whose most recent book contained fabricated quotations, non-existent source references, & left ChatGPT URLs accidentally embedded in footnotes is sad about Jason Arday’s death but still wants Arday & all black academia held to higher standards than his own writing . 11158471559
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodJustin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 15/08/2026‘I wanted to impress my boss, Piers Morgan’ 13249107
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’m loving this post-World Cup normal where my female friends chat about football. The other night one of my mates met another woman who was wearing full Arsenal kit and describing herself as “Arsenal but Jude Bellingham adjacent.” 030
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Just discovered there was once a language called Old Church Slavonic and despite it sounding like a recording studio in Stoke Newington I feel immensely fond of it already. 050
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I went on a fifty grand holiday for free www.anothermag.com/design-livin...anothermag.comAnOther Postcard From ... the Four Seasons YachtIn the first instalment of AnOther Postcard From ..., Sophie Heawood captures life aboard the £320 million Four Seasons Yacht in a series of vignettes, discovering a level of luxury from which neither... 050
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodEd Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Missed this before. An absolutely extraordinary piece, well worth your time. 072
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodTom Sutcliffe @tds153.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Has Jared Leto found Jesus yet? Or is he going to see how all this shakes out before he finds the Lord? 2319
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodNathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy 363195023086
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodAndrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I was going to say “Finally” but that might be misinterpreted as “Finally, women have come forward.” No, I mean, “Finally, this has broken through the numerous media barriers that allow men like Leto to get away with it”. 438585
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Woke up, saw the news and knew it was time to write about the creepy day I spent with Jared Leto, who now stands accused by several women of sexual wrongdoing open.substack.com/pub/heawood/...open.substack.comThe day I spent with Jared Letoand how we ended up in a cupboard, buttons undone, "regifting the gift" 815246
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 28/07/2026There is currently a hosepipe ban where I live (London). What happens if you run a pressure-washing business where you go round hosing down people’s patios etc? 220
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 25/07/2026People who go on group holidays, eg a few families together, how do you split restaurant bills and do you use an app? 500
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodJosiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Lots of new social media jobs just announced in the Government Media Unit, to be based in Manchester... 129134
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I hope Burnham gets a decade in power and we can have some stability. Projects seen through to completion not just money spent rejigging and restarting. Has anyone calculated the cost of having seven PMs in ten years ? 060
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I wonder if a piece like this would be helpful to share with teenagers, to show them what grooming actually is. So clearly and simply written by Lucy Cavendish about her experience of being groomed by a hairdresser when she was a child: substack.com/home/post/p-...substack.comWhy We Do What We DoThe effects of abuse 1235
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Imagine if Argentina’s shithousery got them retrospectively banned from the World Cup and then England were in second place. I’ll warm up the petition now I think. 060
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Well I never expected to see an actual ex of mine live on the pitch at the World Cup but there he was. This halftime show has now been bad enough for my nerves, can't imagine how bad it is for the footballers. 340
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026In case anyone's about to ask what Madonna knows about football, she relocated her whole family to Lisbon for several years when her son David Banda was playing for Benfica juniors. 4141
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026By this point in yesterday's match we'd scored about a billionty goals so I can only conclude England are better than both Spain and Argentina. 4926
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Someone told me this afternoon that England and France were going to let each other score five goals each to stop Messi from winning the Golden Boot. Ha ha I said nice conspiracy theory. WELL! 411712
Reposted by Sophie HeawoodHenry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 18/07/2026One more and we keep the Bayeux Tapestry! 24932154
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026England are having fun in this match! It's like when Labour leaders quit and turn out to have personalities. 0232
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026As the owner of a London terrace garden I'm keen to follow this advice. But do they really mean buffer zones of 2 to 3m, ie roughly 6 to 10 feet? What Londoner has a spare 10 feet on every side of their garden? www.standard.co.uk/news/london/... 120
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Quote this the next time someone bangs on about VAT in private schools creating overflowing state schools 04313
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Srsly who is going to commission me to report on this crucial event? It’s just down the road from my thirst 283
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Haaland didn’t score a single goal against us! Fucking hell well done everyone! (I‘m posting this from a boat in the Adriatic where the radar keeps cutting out so it’s possible I’m watching a quite different game) 060
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 10/07/2026heawood.substack.com/p/everything...heawood.substack.comEverything I know about footballThis won't take long 000
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 06/07/2026On a jubilatory day for England, must we have these idiots as the headline? You're all embarrassing yourselves and nobody gives a toss any more! 050
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Is it just me or did I just watch an actual Viking beat Brazil with a header. Incredible scenes. 060
Sophie Heawood @heawood.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I see there's more debate on here about where The North and where it starts. Of course Cheshire's the North. But having been born & raised in Yorkshire (undeniably north! Capital of the Danelaw!) & attended only local state schools my peers still viewed me with suspicion cos I had southern parents. 170