Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 3hGood to see the @mikiberenyi.bsky.social Trio again in Bexhill this evening. Great gig. 020
Reposted by Chris LimbAda Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Delightful also to hear real eagle noises. In movies eagles are always dubbed with hawks, since hawks found fierce and eagles sound like adorable squeakers. 211199268
Reposted by Chris LimbRebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Magical creatures don’t exist, eh? Roughly 400 million years ago, before the birth of trees, there were giant mystery cones called “Prototaxites,” which grew nearly 30 feet tall. We literally have no idea what they were. Plant: no Mushroom: no Animal: no Tell me this isn’t a little bit magic 47823212
Reposted by Chris LimbRyan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 253937739
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 28/09/2026People REALLY don’t like being told they’re wrong. What the far right have done is weaponise this and tell people that the feelings of bigotry that they’re secretly ashamed of are actually good. And if deployed cunningly this works on far more people than you'd think, which is exhausting. 314340
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 28/09/2026I have discovered that a way of making myself do something I keep putting off starting (could be quite a small thing) is to tell myself I don’t have to do it and that no-one's forcing me. Bam. Suddenly it gets done. 061
Reposted by Chris LimbGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What I picture when people say escrow 191254206
Reposted by Chris LimbStoopalu @stoopalu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Actual Logie Baird LASER DISC. Worked on the principle that images converted to electrical impulses could be recorded much the same way as sounds converted to electrical impulses (something like that, I only skim read the relevant bit) 071
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 27/09/2026Have you ever had someone get your name wrong and then they keep calling you that so frequently (a name over-user) that you don't have the heart to correct them? Their confidence is sometimes so strong that you feel it would be too embarrassing for them for you to point out the mistake. 141
Reposted by Chris LimbKaren Dalton Beninato @kbeninato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So THAT's what all the howling's about. #FullMoon 215410
Reposted by Chris Limb👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026like by all means please keep talking about stuff that needs to be talked about but when you asterisk out key words all you are really doing is fucking over people who have those muted, usually for a reason 216122
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 27/09/2026I am almost convinced that some objects evaporate. I'm not talking about little things like spoons or scissors. It's things like a certain jacket or top that I know I had, know I didn't donate to a charity shop, and know I didn't give away and yet it's not anywhere in the bloody house. 120
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 27/09/2026The capitalist obsession with “other people getting free stuff” is a symptom of their sickness that some people get taken in by because it’s more important to them that others suffer than everyone is OK. They see themselves as potential billionaires (not gonna happen). 110
Reposted by Chris LimbLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Average annual spending as % of US GDP 928083
Reposted by Chris LimbBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This makes me unjustifiably angry 2576
Reposted by Chris LimbKaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OMG I've just realised what Google's AI search interference model is: An automated mansplainer. Think about it: Unsolicited ✅ Confident ✅ Frequently wrong ✅ 912230
Reposted by Chris LimbJo The Bewildered 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🎓 @smoljomusic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Which loops back to why I think most business would be better off spending money on Human Centred Accessible Systems/ Service design than in AI. Get things right first time and you don’t need anywhere near as much customer disservice. Either AI or human. 011
Reposted by Chris LimbLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh shit. THAT is worse than I realized 27851291
Reposted by Chris LimbHastings Green Party @hastingsgreenparty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A crew of us headed up to London to help get Zack Polanski elected as our 6th Green MP. Doors knocked, conversations had, and even a park picnic squeezed in between! 🌻 Two weeks to go, there's still time to join in! 👉 linktr.ee/HSP_6thGreenMP Let's get Zack elected! 💚 #6thGreenMP 312039
Reposted by Chris LimbAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I would suggest that interested parties should look up into the sky after dark. It will be the round white thing. 1014122
Reposted by Chris LimbToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if hundreds of uniformed and balaclava wearing non-white extremists gathered outside a police station because their leader had been arrested, it would be the lead national story 117245
Reposted by Chris LimbKay @gothwhoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is not the branding I would go for I think if I was tasked with producing signage. 1631563
Reposted by Chris LimbEddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This should be basic stuff, if someone is livestreaming crimes then the site where they do it should be treated as complicit if they make no effort to shut it down. 619440
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 24/09/2026Probably the most familiar tube seat moquette pattern to me from the past, although the one I remember the most had different colours.ltmuseum.co.ukMoquette sample; Sample of moquette designed by Marianne Straub, 1966-1970 | London Transport Museummoquette sample 100
Reposted by Chris LimbMerchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 24/09/2026We are a very old building. We have lots of keys. We have lots of keys that don’t open anything. Join us for a one off installment of, “Keys of the Merchant Adventurers’ Hall that are pretty but completely useless”. 🔑 🧵 17515128
Reposted by Chris Limbchiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026Very good on Anthropic, the "10 years until AI annihilates us all" crap*, & their relationship to trump's climate change denialism. *which just manipulates the media into taking about AI rather than the real risk, which AI is making much worse 2126
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 24/09/2026Bizarre flyer for a restaurant / pub put through my door. Clarkson trying to look personable. Odd choice of mascot. The main association between Clarkson and dinner is punching people. Plus they don't actually use his name ANYWHERE on the advert. 1114
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 24/09/2026The far right do well by telling people their bigotry is good. Those falling for this then discover that they far prefer bringing others down than raising themselves up. It's easier for a start. Less mental effort. Laziness is the root of all evil. 100
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 23/09/2026"If wishes were horses..." What? They're not. They're not even the same kind of thing. You might as well say "If theories were giraffes..." 010
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 23/09/2026#misheardasachild Lee Marvin: "I was born under a wall in Stroud" 020
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 23/09/2026It occurred to me yesterday that given we pay for mobile data on our phones and indeed for our broadband, and given how many ads there are on everything online... We're actually paying for them to feed us a load of rubbish we don't want. 130
Reposted by Chris LimbDavid Meyer @superglaze.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026How is it that men like Trump (and Musk) are simultaneously so powerful and so very pathetic 011
Reposted by Chris Limbchiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026Might have done a bit of a rant at my MP. It's quite a nice feeling actually. Give it a go. 1514949
Reposted by Chris LimbREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oh this is one of my favourite facts that always pisses people off, Shakespeare is modern English, you can tell because you can read it. 437983
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 23/09/2026I'm also thinking the RNLI should be armed to protect themselves against this kind of thing. They're an emergency service. Like the police, but without the institutional racism. 120
Reposted by Chris LimbMisha is: a box full of owls @howliet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Increasingly I think that if you’re the kind of person who will attack the RNLI then the next time you’re near the ocean they should be allowed to push you in and leave you there 092
Reposted by Chris LimbREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026very very basic calculation: do you want to save people or do you want to Always Be Right 735988
Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 21/09/2026My prediction for the next End Stage Capitalism swindle: Growing your own food in gardens or allotments becomes framed by the media as selfish and elitist. Eventually doing so becomes heavily taxed or actually illegal. 020
Reposted by Chris LimbAdam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Doing some mandatory training on AI and cannot get this out of my head. 1217
Reposted by Chris LimbSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Keep reading that we've "cancelled" Ed Sheeran when what actually happened was: he kept doing all his concerts while sacking his support act and friend of thirteen years coz they said "Free Palestine". Ed Sheeran is not "cancelled". He did a show last night. 0931172
Reposted by Chris LimbPriceratops @rikkiprice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My favourite Disney character 083
Reposted by Chris LimbEmily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 "I belong to a cult. Someone did some research that undermines the core tenets of my cult and came up with a catchy phrase that makes it harder to recruit more people to my cult. This makes me sad." 341574363
Reposted by Chris LimbKate ✨🐱 but spooky 🎃🍁 @magickitten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Personally, I think there are some things people *should* be afraid to say, like “[insert group of people] don’t deserve human rights* 074
Reposted by Chris LimbSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026New guy with bottomless well of sympathy for himself unlocked. 01255