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Amy Tysoe

@kurzheck.bsky.social
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inconsistent posting on inconsistent topics, brace for mild disappointment

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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ford not exactly getting their money's worth on that naming deal...
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rainhonse
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
>looks at time >'oh no petit's started!' >opens YouTube >'oh look they're under yellow'
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me and my friends would've killed those cuddly mascots with hammers i can tell you that much
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/02/2025
A SEGA Mega Drive cartridge for "Umberto Eco The Dolphin" which is just the cover of Ecco but with his head shopped onto the dolphin jumping out of the sea.
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the babahuck @handle.invalid · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn right I’m pro LGBT Lasagne, Garlic Bread, Tiramisu
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the opening scene of a Coen brothers movie.
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did I miss BMW re-securing that rear clip on the that was only half-attached or has it just been okay?
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weird how we can instantly arrest the peaceful protesters on the most extreme of charges but it takes days to arrest the violent racists on the most minimal & penalty free of charges huh
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Bex Luther @handle.invalid · 24/09/2026
Moths should be called I-can't-believe-it's-not-butterflies
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Garth Merenghi knows writers you use subtext, and they're all cowards.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
#plug #refreshed standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/4450...
[a circular sticker of a tick]: "Capitalists create wealth Like ticks create blood"
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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the babahuck @handle.invalid · 23/10/2023
when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Ellen Mellor 🏳️‍⚧️ Preorder Wiz Duos #4! @samarcand.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
Curious to see what's happening here? Intrigued to know who Mother is and what this talk of hyperspace highways is all about? Preorder Wiz Duos #4 (coming Oct 8th) and find out! And Get another fantastic story by @stephencoxauthor.bsky.social into the bargain! wizardstowerpress.com/books-2/nove...
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Wiz Duos – Book 4 – Wizard's Tower Press
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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will not rest until the <marquee> tag has been restored to its pride of place on the internet
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran Tour latest
Partridge: I might as well say this now, Sue Cook has pulled out.
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Stef Schrader @hoonofthe.day · 14/09/2026
look at this cute lil' guy
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greggy @greggy.org · 15/06/2026
a beautiful white horse on an overcast beach trotting towards a bottle of Wild Horse wine photoshopped to look as though it's huge and in the distance. the caption says "It's Wine O'Horse Somewhere". it's very fuzzy and blurred.
I made this a couple years ago and dont remember the context or anything
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my favourite feature of now tv is the way that no matter how carefully i exit the app on the TV it spends the next 10 minutes not letting me stream from my phone, lovely stuff
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hmmmm I'm not saying shenanigans but I'm thinking it pretty loud lol
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Panorama von Bitsch sounds like a German drag queen
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They do also come in sportsbot variants for those who prefer more endurance-focused bot racing
A small round robot sits knitting with two cattobots - she's watching similar race it's on a TV screen but they look more like production-based racecars, rather than your classic wings-on-each end formula car
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Jonathan H. Liu @jonathanhliu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got to see Coyote vs ACME yesterday and it was fantastic. Here's my Etch-a-Sketch tribute!
Etch-a-Sketch drawing of Wile E. coyote, frowning, holding up a sign, which is a pocket Etch-a-Sketch drawing that says "It's a limited number of signs"
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was about to switch over to BTCC but when i fire up itvx, View to a Kill's on - and I'm sorry but Grace Jones wins that one
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gen AI can eat my farts. #art #NoAI
Graphic line illustration of a human butt farting in a robots face. Text: I SUPPORT THE HUMAN ARTS. GEN AI CAN EAT MY FARTS.
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Joshua Eaton @handle.invalid · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a: This is great and has been one of my go-to quickies on the Switch for years b: I HAD NO IDEA IT COULD DO THAT
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.
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Emily✨ @handle.invalid · 31/08/2026
Fuck yeah
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a Mouse King. is there one under your desk??
drawing of a bunch of computer mice with their all cords tangled together
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Time for sexy time 🎶
Sex Playlist and it's just the cantina band from star wars
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Turfster @turfster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
girl, no, the pause doesn't go there!
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You're not ready for Dolly Parton's pronunciation of "ay up me duck" www.youtube.com/watch?v=daiZ...
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Dolly Parton says Ay up mi duck
YouTube video by Nottingham City Council
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
fucksake universe, not fucking today
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus.
The National Express 925 bus service between Woking Station and Heathrow Airport.
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Rachel Hands @rachelhands.com · 25/08/2026
if there’s a point to fame it’s to do what dolly parton did in the world
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Malice Walker @handle.invalid · 25/08/2026
immediately had to search for the video of Dolly and Patti singing Shortnin’ Bread while keeping the rhythm with their acrylic nails youtu.be/AOxsQNVOhro
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Dolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic Nails
YouTube video by Happy Mag
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Kaveh Taherian - NYCC - H26 @kavehtaherian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔
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