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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The problem with this poster is it looks like a magazine you'd find in a travel agents waiting room

Bus stop poster for the movie "Spa Weekend" which had four woman smiling in dressing gowns against a dawn sky. The ttile is "SPA" in black serif and "WEEKEND" in magenta block capitals. The actor names are down the sides, like articles would be on a magazine

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Uncultured swines at Reddit clearly aren't familiar with the concept of colour theory

Reddit post on r/crappy design titled "piss hallways in the Hyatt Regency Dallas" with a photo of hallway with grey carpets designed with yellow/gold stream patterns running down the length

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Ah like the movie Millennium

Poster for the movie Millennium featuring a plane flying into a blue light

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Ok I actually like that they've made the new Juke interesting looking. I feel like we've finally been coming out of the shit looking cars era and into something fun the last few years.

¾ Side view of the new Nissan Juke. It's a lime green and black SUV with an aggressively low poly look that looks like it was designed for playstation 1.

Full Side view of the new Nissan Juke. It's a lime green and black SUV with an aggressively low poly look that looks like it was designed for playstation 1

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Inarguably the finest adaptation of the source material EXCEPT the costumes

The super mario super show title graphic (two actors playing the brothers and pointing on a Starburst scene) with the words "why weren't they always shooting fireballs" as the text

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

You know, I don't think cereal should be spicy. Hmm

Hand holding a box of Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Hot Honey Crunchies, shell shaped cereal shown on the box with flame graphics across the bowl

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

She could enter the Thinnest Sandwich Competition

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

These are apparently all the films I saw last year that I gave 4 stars or over to. Urchin almost got 3.5. I haven't really figured out how my star system works. It's kind of an odd concept really, but I like numbers.

My letterboxd Diary entries for all the 4 star and up movies I watched in 2025: Pillion, Wake Up Dead Man, Second Time Around, Urchin, One Battle After Another, Sorry Baby, and Sinners.

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Committing myself to the Transporter and Crank movies really paid off.

Letterboxd 2025 summary showing I watched 128 films over 236 hours last year.
My most watched Actor was Jason Statham and most watched Director was Steven Soderbergh

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

This kind of notification never fails to make me giggle even though I can totally guess the context. Feels like a Hansard summary

Phone notification from Mastodon that says "you were mentioned by Girl on the Net" followed by the sub text "Butt plugs"

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

@neverenoughshoe.bsky.social Went looking in old photo folders for something and came upon this from, like, ... 15 years ago?

A bunch of people at a pub table and a bunch of taake a break style weekly magazines between them

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

It's a hell of a weekend to also have a little orgy. Luckily I'm a nap strategy pro. I'm sure I'll be firing on all cylinders appropriately. Probably.

Timings for the Las Vegas GP sessions over the weekend:
21 NOV
PRACTICE1
00:30 - 01:30
21 NOV
PRACTICE2
04:00 - 05:00
22 NOV
PRACTICE3
00:30 - 11:30
22 NOV
QUALIFYING
04:00 - 05:00
23 NOV
RACE
04:00

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I think I'm onto something with this. Just hear me out

Me texting:

I made a pasta dish that was... fine.
But I'm feeling unsatisfied. I want
someone to come here and feed me
pie

I need a fuck buddy for pies. A pie
buddy. Where we just get together for
desserts.

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Lol at this Predator Badlands review

4 star Letterboxd review of Predator Badlands that reads "insane banjo-kazooie adaptation"

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

This is like the third time I've got her with this stupid joke

Text convo with a friend:

Her: Just watching gaslight for the first time

Her: The death becomes her music is very clearly an homage to this

Me: Ah interesting

Me:
No we watched it together

Her: I don't think so

Me: Yeah definitely

Me: (winky face)

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Does this seem like a bread that really has "the best of both"?

Simpsons screenshot with Lionel Hutz delivering a speech in court and Marge looking embarrassed on the witness stand. It's the scene where he says "do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?" but there's no caption

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Oh it's just this classic that's become part of the lexicon of Tumblr

Tumblr post where the first user says "the reading comprehension and overall common sense on this site is piss poor" and a reply reads "how dare you say we piss on the poor"

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

This Simpsons episode is like 28 years old but the end bit is one of the more obscure quotes that's hard burned into my head for some reason. And in recent years it does feel more and more like the goal of humanity.