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Chain Bear

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You might know me for F1 or my nudey drawings.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/10/2026
A strangely tiny man with a different line thickness to everyone else asking why he is so small
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEN SCREAMMIN IN FRONT OF DA GUILLOTINE "YOU HAVE NO MORAL OBLIGATION TOWARD ANYTHING THAT EXISTS IMMORALLY - BOSS, HEALTH INSURANCE, LAND LORD, COP, AFTER PAY, PUBLIC CORPORATION, SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, MANAGER, HOA, FORUMS MOD, KLARNA, BANK, AUTONOMOUS VEHICLE, SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, FOOD DELIVERY ROBOT, CREDIT CARD, DMV "YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A TRASH CAN FULL OF MONEY " - EVERY DAY THESE MONEY VAMPIRES TRY TO RECEIVE OUR SYMPATHY BY PRETENDING TO BE A GUY AND SAYING YOUR NOT BEING FAIR TO THE GUY - EVERY DAY THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT - WE HAVE NOT CONSENTED TO ANY OF THESE MIDDLEMEN!!!! IF I OWN MY CAR WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP PAYING FOR MY FUCKEN CAR??? IF I PAY TAXES TO BUILD THE SIDE WALKS WHY ARE SCOOTERS AND DELIVERY ROBOTS ALLOWED TO USE THEM FOR PROFIT DEPRIVING PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS OF THEIR USE???? IF A CORPERATIONS MAKING MONEY WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE I GOTTA PAY THEM TO KEEP MAKING MONEY???????/ IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A JOB THEN YOUR BOSS THREATEING TO FIRE YOU IS INSTITUTIONALIZED VIOLENCE!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A HOME THEN A LAND LORD IS COMMITTING INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT OUR DECREPIT FAILING BODIES BEING CONSTANTLY PATCHED UP BY MODERN MEDECINE THEN WITHHOLDING HEALTH CARE IS INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! THE TORMENTORS HIT US DAILY AND TELL US ITS FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND THAT ACTUALLY WE OWE THEM ONE , DENY THEM YOUR MONEY, YOUR COMMUNITY, AND YOUR SOUL WHENEVER POSSIBLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'Rush Hour Rain' by Diana Croft dianacroftart.com
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feels like we've had a lot of "tech companies jumping the gun thinking this one innovation is going to take over everything" the last decade or so
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh good in glad they're going back to Windows 10.07 rather than sticking with annoying, AI stuffed Windows 11
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evri, telling me when my parcel is due, like:
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feeling incredibly proud to finally hold my 2027 Tube Mapper Calendar in my hands! The shipment landed yesterday, so I’m now busy getting calendars out to everyone who has already ordered. I couldn’t resist matching my T-shirt to one of the gorgeous pastel colours on the cover!
Me holding my tube Mapper calendar
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
A thing I learned about Meta when I was trying to understand how their statements relate to their actions a few years ago is that *they just tell absolutely indefensible lies* and journalists almost always let them. They believed no one would ever punish them for it in any way that matters.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine getting fisted by the person who managed to get that tattoo
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still haven't managed to get a spare set for my flat because I've never got a working one :(
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 28/09/2026
People REALLY don’t like being told they’re wrong. What the far right have done is weaponise this and tell people that the feelings of bigotry that they’re secretly ashamed of are actually good. And if deployed cunningly this works on far more people than you'd think, which is exhausting.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The first rule of gang bang club is that you have to talk about gang bang club: these things don’t organise themselves. NEW blog, #GangBang club Adorable nerdy/horny/crafting art by @stuartcb.bsky.social www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gang-ba...
A homemade chart with two spinnable paper wheels, one of women's faces and one of men's faces. There are pens around the chart on the table, and the chart is labelled 'gang bang club'. In the right-hand corner there's a little key with stickers that have letters next to them (red heart = APD, green crescent = NK, pink star = BC). The faces on the chart all look smiley
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That Apple advert is so funny. The concept that you'd go to the moon and be so inspired that you make a slightly more powerful iteration of phone.
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I will be thinking about Angrypennies forever
Tumblr post from user kat: i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible. anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have this annoying thing when typing (on a computer keyboard) that sometimes my fingers will just type a different related word. My brain thinks the right word, my mind visually imagines the right letters and my fingers just muscle-memory some other shit.
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Amy Tysoe @kurzheck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i see it working more like '-gate'. I don't really see people using the word in full for nesting but certainly -ception as a suffix to whatever thing is recursion (eg your classic matroshka would be 'dollception' but not 'doll inception')
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mmm that is a very good point
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny because Inception's definition of inception is more relevant in today's world of using data to plant ideas in consumers' heads.
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The film very clearly says inception in Inception is planting an idea in someone's head, not going into increasingly recursive layers
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I regularly think about how the word "inception" has taken on a new meaning after the film Inception, in which inception is at all not used to describe what inception has come to mean from Inception
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Dan Conlin @convito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No YOU just bookmarked a recipe from a porn site comment section.
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For too long I've been using 'vibes' as my catchall word for everything and I need to train myself out of it before it becomes the only word in my vibecabulary
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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Thomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026
Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit
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Mike Booth @somegreybloke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cool cool cool, people sharing AI videos of political leaders doing stuff they never did and other people believing the videos are real; we're well on the way guys!
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what did I fucking tell you people about this guy. what did I say
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring a man with an intense face working a juicer with a carrot in his hand as he’s surrounded by fruits and vegetables. Copy and title read 

COMPLETELY LEGAL

TORTURING
FRUITS
VEGETABLES

GET THE
VEGETABLE SECRETS

THEIR BLOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE™

"Torture is OK." - The U.S. Constitution

RALPH MOLTENSOLE
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we are essentially very simple creatures that got complex by accident
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026
this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own it
strikegently.co
Strike Gently - Horse Pin
1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I regret learning English
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I dislike the gendering of cat ownership not only because it means fewer cats get adopted, but also because it makes it harder to find cat-themed menswear. Below are some I've come across over the years. Brands and descriptions are in the alt text. Also a mug at the end that I like.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nathan Fielder ass pope
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ha ha ha ha
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My theory with streaming apps is that somehow trying to integrate dynamic adverts completely fucks everything up which is why iPlayer has always been smooth sailing
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bleakly, grimly hilarious that people my age have been hearing this exact same tune on repeat for very literally our entire voting lives now. I'm 40. My daughter starts seconday school next year.
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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People died Robert
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈 𓂺 @bearbehind.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve just listened to the preview and OH MY GOD the reading is so very very hot! Absolutely panting-dampening hot. If you’re not already subscribed, then get on that *now*: www.patreon.com/girlonthenet...
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Genuinely - *genuinely* - thought this was a @theonion.com headline. Holy shit.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Refrigerator — Alex Colville, 1977 Acrylic polymer emulsion on hardboard
A painting of a man a painting of a man, a woman, and three cats all clustered around an open refrigerator door in a kitchen at night. 
the man is drinking a glass of milk. the woman and the cats are looking into the refrigerator to see what's there. 
none of them are wearing any clothes
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