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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 15h
Wild timing, I was JUST discussing this in therapy (lol) literally an hour ago. I try to stay away from algorithms as best as I can, but that’s mostly because since the 90s, I’ve relied heavily on music reviews, music criticism, and college radio. Choices and opinions from real people.
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 21/09/2026
the only thing that would make WALL·E better is Kevin Hart telling me that it's now legal for me to gamble in all 50 states from the comfort of my phone
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years since I asked William Basinski to copy some tapes for me and he ruined them. I’m still mad about it.
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[Picking up the wrong kid from school] They grow up so fast 😭.
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cotton Eye Joe [Chopped & Screwed]
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Drinking and chatting with friends at a bar way back when and was rightfully roasted after pronouncing “amalgam” as if it rhymed with “CAMEL-GRAM”
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@zenakeita.bsky.social BUMMED!! You'll be missed on the NBA Daily pod but I'm stoked we'll still continue to hear you as a guest going forward.
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@pastduepodcast.com just as a quick heads up, today’s episode with Nato Green seems to have been cut off partway through! (I was really enjoying and getting a ton out of this episode, but it cuts out abruptly around the 43 minute mark.)
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@davedufour.bsky.social “Should we talk about private equity, guys?” 😂😭 I assume you’ve already checked it out, but in case you haven’t, highly recommend @greenwell.bsky.social’s Bad Company. (Great read! Very grim! We live in hell!)
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@anamariecox.com @mike-eagle.bsky.social sorry for the weird public messaging, but was most recent episode of Past Due being pushed out to podcast feeds? Listened to the bonus episode on Patreon, but didn’t see it update in my Apple podcast feed last week. (Love the show btw!)
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Artificial intelligence labs are in a new arms race to buy up millions of rare books, slicing them open, scanning the pages and pulping the remains — sparking concerns that the last remaining copies of out-of-print texts are being destroyed on an industrial scale.”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Dude on that skateboard listening to Fleetwood Mac really had us thinking shit was getting better
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Teacher's Confused Reaction: What?
Alt: confused dude blinking
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
RIP Lou Koller. 17-year-old me spent a lot of time learning songs from Built To Last, and that influence still holds to this day —even if I’m not playing anything that could be remotely described as hardcore. Also proud to have an SOIA t-shirt that is technically old enough to rent a car.
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
behold the dad joke nesting doll
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Robert Daniels @812filmreviews.com · 13/07/2026
Part of Spielberg’s genius is basically saying “I’m gonna make three of cinema’s biggest freaks the leads of my family friendly big budget dinosaur movie and you’re gonna love it.”
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hey wow haha, it's great to be here. Anyway, my name's Bryce Malldred, and I founded a website you may have heard of—Onomatopoeiac Guitar Tablature Dot Com—and just to give you a little idea of what we do, this is the Police's "Roxanne": mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp m
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I initially felt worse when Marcus got traded -- purely based on vibes -- but... yeah, this also feels bad
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Self-promo time: I’ve been playing bass in a band called Narrow Arm for a little while now, and we have a single that is debuting today! Karol from @idioteqcom.bsky.social was kind enough to craft a write-up for us as well — you can read it here: idioteq.com/narrow-arm-t...
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NARROW ARM stretch post-punk, make post-rock shorter, tighter and more physical on "Ticking Clock" - IDIOTEQ.com
Narrow Arm start with a room. "Ticking Clock" comes from three players tracking primarily live inside Distorted Forest Studio, a barn in the Rhode Island
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ben @benrs.uk · 25/06/2026
good morning
Have you seen the cats bowl?

I didn't know they could.

i'm so sick and fucking tired of you
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Made myself take it out today 🥰
My 1982 Honda FT500 Ascot
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@andyothling.bsky.social SO excited about the Show Me The Body chat at the top of the pod
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Providence definitely skews more Boston sports fandom vs New York, but even so, there’s a non-zero chance I will meet a puppy named Brunson at some point within the next 18 months
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Looking at the Criterion Channel menu at 10:41pm after a small edible.
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Water about to make me risk it all
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Me after hearing the loud meteor boom in RI
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Truly the most ghoulish administration of our lifetimes (cc: @lukeoneil47.bsky.social)
Screengrab of a Pitchfork headline: "Weezer's Blue Album Added to Library of Congress"
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Pedalboard madness (please forgive the power cable spaghetti)
Bass board: Boss TU-3, Heavy Electronics Grind Fuzz, MXR Uni-Vibe, Boss DC-2w, Holy Island Audio Glass PalaceCurrent Snowplows guitar board: Boss TU-3, Heavy Electronics Red Eyes, EQD Plumes, Drunk Beaver Fat Bat, Boss DM-2w, Caroline Meteore, DOD Bifet Boost
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A grim and worthwhile read.
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
@andrewschlecht.bsky.social Me listening to the NBA Slam & Jam this morning: youtube.com/shorts/NsLKQ...
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Look At All Those Chickens - Original Uncut Vine
YouTube video by raw uncut vines
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Some cool personal/musical news: My old Houndrunner bandmate, Chad -- who is a maniac -- went and got our 2007 album remixed and remastered by @gse.bsky.social and @matthewbarnhart.bsky.social, and it sounds pretty goddamn great. Please listen and enjoy! houndrunner.bandcamp.com/album/childr...
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Children, Little Fits (2025 Remix / Remaster), by Houndrunner
13 track album
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Flashing back to basements and practice spaces of yore and I can absolutely smell this post
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Cozy and weathering a power outage!
Our senior cat Amelie by a roaring fire in the fireplace
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I have sciatica, so I have to periodically stand up to stretch my muscles. It's not always an expression of my personal beliefs.
The Norman Rockwell painting meme of that guy standing up like "oooh, look at me, I have 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴; blah blah blah"
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
@davedufour.bsky.social I know it’s a bit of a high wire act to speak on things diplomatically — it’s a fun, family-friendly show — but I appreciate you guys speaking to what’s happening outside of the NBA on the pod. (Normally I’d say “how could you not?!” but… this is the world we live in.) 🙏🏻✊🏻
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
Alex Pretti from his early days working at the VA
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 22/01/2026
this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
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Meg @prayingmantis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop
"Get in loser" meme from Mean Girls
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