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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Johnny Five Edition
Still from Short Circuit
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brubaker Box!
The Brubaker Box — a sleek fiberglass body kit utilizing a VW Beetle chassis & powertrain
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just checked the main feed as well and it looks like it’s the same deal as the bonus feed.
Past Due podcast screenshot
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well I must say
Ed Grimley
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not necessarily a Porsche guy (and will never be able to afford a 911 regardless), but I’ve always had a soft spot for the 911SC.
1980 Porsche 911SC
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
CatDog
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this right here is my Geriatric Millennial catnip
A very early 90s transparent phone with bright turquoise and neon bits
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is a very wholesome photo, and despite that, I am forever cursed to think of this liar town USA classic every time I see a horse
HAY! it’s Comedy Horse

live at “CLIP-CLOP’S”
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Made myself take it out today 🥰
My 1982 Honda FT500 Ascot
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Uhhhhhh
NBA2K19 cover featuring Giannis AntetokounmpoNBA2K22 cover featuring Luka Doncic
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Me after hearing the loud meteor boom in RI
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
obligatory (also I moved away from Wisconsin and miss Culver's sometimes)
lauren tweet: "i’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Truly the most ghoulish administration of our lifetimes (cc: @lukeoneil47.bsky.social)
Screengrab of a Pitchfork headline: "Weezer's Blue Album Added to Library of Congress"
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Pedalboard madness (please forgive the power cable spaghetti)
Bass board: Boss TU-3, Heavy Electronics Grind Fuzz, MXR Uni-Vibe, Boss DC-2w, Holy Island Audio Glass PalaceCurrent Snowplows guitar board: Boss TU-3, Heavy Electronics Red Eyes, EQD Plumes, Drunk Beaver Fat Bat, Boss DM-2w, Caroline Meteore, DOD Bifet Boost
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
obligatory:
"oh my god, he admit it!" screenshot/meme from ITYSL
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Behold… the Brubaker Box!
Vintage Brubaker Box promo photo
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Amelie, our 19-year-old lil’ lady
A kitty cat curled up
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
update: yep sure enough, the dipswitches are present!
Bilt x Chase Bliss collaborative "Habit" guitar, with a ton of additional knobs and dipswitches mounted to the pickguard in lieu of a pedal enclosure
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Saw this photo and initially had the intrusive thought "is this what a The Chicks reboot would look like"
Album cover for The Chicks (fka Dixie Chicks) "Home"
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
(But for real though fuck this little house on the prairie ass bullshit lol)
A selfie of me rocking a thousand-yard stare and a beanie with a built-in LED so I can read in the dark
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Cozy and weathering a power outage!
Our senior cat Amelie by a roaring fire in the fireplace
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"Distracted Boyfriend" meme -- "worrying about societal collapse" distracting from "doing my job"
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My first and only bike (thus far), but I’m always happy to see some FT500 love!
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Closing this seemingly endless hell year with just 2 picks: an affordable bike and an inexpensive Oldsmobile. (Ironically, the Honda has all the chrome, not the Olds.) May we all have an improved 2026. ❤️ • '88 Honda Shadow • '94 Olds Cutlass Supreme
1988 Honda VT800C Shadow1994 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme SL Coupe
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Three vehicles that would probably be good for hauling stuff; one of them, perhaps not so much. (But maybe you don't need to haul stuff!) • '01 P38A Range Rover • '17 KTM 690 Duke • '90 Volvo 240 Wagon • '90 Ford Econoline E-150
2001 Land Rover Range Rover 4.6 SE2017 KTM 690 Duke1990 Volvo 240 Wagon1990 Ford Econoline E-150 XL
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. No bikes today, just three cars and a truck ready to serve as cheap, reliable(??), automatic/rear-wheel-drive transportation. Tempted by all of them for different reasons. • '06 Chevy Tahoe LS • '84 E30 318i • '87 Jaguar XJ6 • '03 E39 540i M Sport
2006 Chevrolet Tahoe LS1984 BMW 318i Coupe1987 Jaguar XJ622-Years-Family-Owned 2003 BMW 540i M Sport
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Thinking about weird, cheap vehicles, while definitely NOT thinking about current events in the Providence metro area and/or the wider world. Healthy coping mechanisms! • '81 Honda CB750C • '98 Mercedes-Benz C230 • '85 Toyota Pickup • '03 Volvo S60
1981 Honda CB750C Custom1998 Mercedes-Benz C230Modified 1985 Toyota Pickup 4-Speed2003 Volvo S60
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. I'm frankly kinda shocked that E60 Bimmers can occasionally be had for short money -- love a wagon, but the sedan is a 6-speed! Decisions! (Neat bike & pickup too!) • '09 BMW 535i • '05 Triumph Bonneville T100 • '61 Ford F-100 • '08 BMW 535xi Wagon
2009 BMW 535i Sport 6-Speed2005 Triumph Bonneville T100390-Powered 1961 Ford F-100 Custom 3-Speed2008 BMW 535xi Sports Wagon
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Couple bikes, couple cars, all of which I probably couldn't handle ownership of (mechanically or day-to-day living-wise), but that's fine! (I'd go Benz, probably.) • '91 W124 300CE • '80 Triumph TR7 • '00 Suzuki GSX-R750 • '65 Honda CL77 Scrambler
1991 Mercedes-Benz 300CE Coupe1980 Triumph TR7 Convertible 5-Speed20-Years-Family-Owned 2000 Suzuki GSX-R7501965 Honda CL77 Scrambler
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Experiencing déjà vu
Rhode Island's ill-fated and widely-ridiculed "Cooler & Warmer" tourism campaign
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Whenever Baylor Scheierman gets a bucket I can only assume he makes air horn noises like Bo from Superstore
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Potential money pit time! This one is actually kinda hard -- I'd rock any of these. Diesel Olds, RHD E39, high-mileage Element, C5 A6... what could go wrong (or right)? • '82 Olds 88 Royale • '97 BMW 528i • '10 Honda Element EX • '02 Audi A6 Quattro
1982 Oldsmobile 88 Royale DieselRHD 1997 BMW 528i2010 Honda Element EX 4WD2002 Audi A6 3.0 Quattro
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I so rarely accomplish anything that I am compelled to post when I finally accomplish something. (It’s also 40°F outside, so I deserve bonus points for toughing out cold hands and a very unpleasant post-nasal drip.)
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Couple of bikes that I know very little about but seem cool, and two four-wheeled options that are cool but could be ticking time bombs (especially at this price point). • '03 Mini Cooper S • '01 Discovery II • '83 BMW R80ST • '08 Buell XB12X Ulysses
2003 Mini Cooper S 6-Speed2001 Land Rover Discovery II SE1983 BMW R80ST2008 Buell XB12X Ulysses
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Some off-the-beaten-path entries today; all seem pretty neat, but that CC has a six-speed manual that is calling my name! • '78 Toyota Celica GT • '77 Mercedes 450SLC • '02 VW Cabrio GLX • '09 VW CC Sport
70k-Kilometer 1978 Toyota Celica GT Liftback 5-Speed1977 Mercedes-Benz 450SLC2002 Volkswagen Cabrio GLX2009 Volkswagen CC Sport 6-Speed
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Automatics for the people! Pushing past the potential money pit factor, which one of these four would you rock? (Personally into the XJ and E34 sedans, despite rougher cosmetic condition.) • '00 CLK430 • '93 Celica GT • '86 XJ6 Vanden Plas • '89 535i
2000 Mercedes-Benz CLK430 Coupe1993 Toyota Celica GT Convertible1986 Jaguar XJ6 Vanden Plas1989 BMW 535i
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Three neat bikes, for sure, but the Town Car is the one for me. Not even fair, really. • '82 Honda CX500 • '84 Lincoln Town Car • '76 Honda XL250 • '00 BMW R1100S
Scrambler-Style 1982 Honda CX500 Custom1984 Lincoln Town Car Signature Series1976 Honda XL2502000 BMW R1100S
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Couple of nice vintage bikes, couple of neat vintage cheapies - both of which seem to be in nice shape, PLUS 5-speed manuals! I like the Subie; not sure if I could squeeze into the Fiero. • '83 Suzuki GS1100E • '86 Fiero • '75 CB360T • '80 Subaru GL-5
1983 Suzuki GS1100EOriginal-Owner 1986 Pontiac Fiero Sport 5-Speed1975 Honda CB360T1980 Subaru GL-5 1600 Sedan 5-Speed
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. You could make a case for any of these as a neat option, but good god, that Benz. Look at it. Listed as a "project" (needs new tires, hoses, etc.), but again: LOOK AT IT. 🥵 • '86 Chevy Suburban • '72 W108 280SE 4.5 • '95 Nissan Maxima • '95 BMW R100RT
1986 Chevrolet C20 Suburban1972 Mercedes-Benz 280SE 4.5 Sedan Project1995 Nissan Maxima SE1995 BMW R100RT Classic
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
Fugazi — Repeater
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Couple of Honda bikes - nothing too crazy there - but add two slight curveballs: a base Mini (not an S, but it's got a five-speed) and a two-door Lumina Euro Coupe? 🤔 • '03 Mini Cooper • '84 CB650SC Nighthawk • '90 Chevy Lumina Euro Coupe • '74 CB750
2003 Mini Cooper 5-Speed1984 Honda CB650SC NighthawkOne-Family-Owned 1990 Chevrolet Lumina Euro Coupe1974 Honda CB750
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Dude, I'm so sorry. Lost our beloved Davis last summer, and going through that loss was truly the worst. It looks like you truly gave Bruna a wonderful life, though, and I hope you can take some solace in that. (You might not feel that way right now, but trust that it will come with time. ❤️)
Our black dog Davis, a border collie/golden retriever mix
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Just saw a bunch of cars at the Larz Anderson Auto Museum today that were WAY too nice for me, so it feels right to balance it out with some cars for the folks in my tax bracket. ;) • '91 Infiniti Q45 • '77 W116 280SE • '98 Audi A8 • '82 W123 240D
1991 Infiniti Q451977 Mercedes-Benz 280SE20-Years-Owned 1998 Audi A8 4.2 Quattro1982 Mercedes-Benz 240D
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Been quite the ride on the ol' Bluesky these past few days - right now, all of these seem like cool rides to Thelma and Louise myself off a cliff. Gonna go out in style for cheap! • '64 Volvo 122S • '91 BMW K75 • '85 Buick Riviera • '86 Nissan Maxima
B20-Powered 1964 Volvo 122S 4-Speed1991 BMW K751985 Buick Riviera CoupeSingle-Family-Owned 1986 Nissan Maxima GL Sedan
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Three big boys & the obligatory lil' guy today. (Dedicated Panther platform enthusiast - gotta to go with the Merc here. I can already hear Holiday Road playing...😊🎶) • '75 Honda CB360T • '90 Mercury Colony Park • '50 Chrysler Windsor • '89 Jaguar XJS
1975 Honda CB360T24-Years-Owned 1990 Mercury Grand Marquis Colony Park LS Wagon51-Years-Owned 1950 Chrysler Windsor Sedan Project1989 Jaguar XJ-S V12 Convertible
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Gonna go great
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Fun grab bag today -- we have an archetypal minivan example, a big Honda cruiser, a five-speed Saab, and a running/driving Chrysler 300 project. Get weird with it! • '91 Dodge Grand Caravan • '77 GL1000 Gold Wing • '06 Saab 9-3 2.0T • '62 Chrysler 300
1991 Dodge Grand Caravan SE1977 Honda GL1000 Gold Wing2006 Saab 9-3 2.0T Sedan 5-Speed1962 Chrysler 300 Four-Door Hardtop Project 413
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Back to mostly bikes today. Kinda unfair fight here as that Integra is calling my name, automatic transmission be damned. (I do dig the flying brick though.) • '00 Harley Softail Fat Boy • '92 Acura Integra GS • '61 BSA C15T Star Trials • '90 BMW K75C
2000 Harley-Davidson Softail Fat Boy1992 Acura Integra GS Sedan1961 BSA C15T Star Trials1990 BMW K75C
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Oops! All Benzes! (Well, almost... the Honda moto snuck in there as a combo breaker, but still. Cool bike; I'd still go W123 or W124 tho. SLK has a 5-speed!) • '92 W124 300E 4MATIC • '99 SLK230 Kompressor • '74 Honda CB360G • '85 W123 300D Turbo
Original-Owner 1992 Mercedes-Benz 300E 4MATIC1999 Mercedes-Benz SLK230 Kompressor 5-Speed1974 Honda CB360G1985 Mercedes-Benz 300D Turbo
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Jesse @strictures.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition. Easy to make a case for/against any of these. A8 is sharp but could be pricey to fix; Jeep is clean but RWD only; the Saab is rad but worn; E21 is up in Canada. Tough call! • '99 Audi A8 • '03 Jeep Grand Cherokee • '83 BMW E21 • '90 Saab 900 Turbo SPG
1999 Audi A8 4.2 Quattro2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo1983 BMW 320i 5-Speed1990 Saab 900 Turbo SPG
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