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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

everyone knows the most important thing about a military officer is if he has a beard which is why Grant so famously was a worse general than McClellan

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026

The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo

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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

darnell washington tries to catch a body every time he touches the ball, it’s admirable

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

PUT YOUR SHIT ON LOW POWER AND TURN YOUR BRIGHTNESS DOWN HAL

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hal Jordan is so annoying. Why is your shit always on 5%?? BRING YOUR CHARGER WITH YOU. I don’t just have extra cables or whatever. Not my problem.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

so i may be out of my depth here but hes at 30% approval, you elites can stop capitulating now

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

AI didn’t “go rogue.” People connected a computer system they know can mess with another computer system in unpredictable ways to less advanced computer system and it messed with that computer system in unpredicted ways. As @tressiemcphd.bsky.social argues, don’t lose sight that *people* did that.

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Opinion | Panic Won’t Fix the Looming A.I. Threat. Politics Will.

The threats from A.I. are real — and they’re ones we know how to deal with.

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Leon Simons @leonsimons.com · 16/09/2026

"Please, don't say a 100%! " "Call it 70% and let's just move on." H/t @ghostpanther.bsky.social

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2026

When all of America is watching Oklahoma play offense and Oklahoma play defense

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 12/09/2026

if you do this on a football field your coach is legally allowed to kill you

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I dunno it kind of seems that if Wendy’s genuinely said that they thought there was at least a 10% chance that their square hamburgers would end all human life we’d probably go hey you’ve got to stop selling those square burgers

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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If one genuinely believed this, the only ethical reaction would be to kill all AI researchers with guns. But I notice this guy's not doing that. Or even quitting his job.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

what a week huh

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This is my new favorite Justified character

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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

They're calling it the least-anticipated reunion in modern NFL history.

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Kyle McCord heading to the #Dolphins means he’ll be reunited with Miami pass game coordinator Kevin Patullo, who was OC in Philly last year when McCord was with the #Eagles.

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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I hereby have issued a personal executive order binding upon all people in all nations. Henceforth and herewith, the city in which I live shall be known as Paris, France. All cheeseburgers shall be free. Cats are now dogs. Golf never existed. I am the author of the collected works of Shakespeare.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’d like to think Shedeur Sanders was the impetus for this

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I got an iPad

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

we don’t have to treat starting QB for the Browns like every other job in the league, much as we would not treat “doctor in Antarctica” like being a pediatrician in Atlanta

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/08/2026

You should reject ideologies that flatter you as God’s Most Clever Boy and embrace the hard work that comes with trying to make the world a little better every day

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

He can’t quite figure out how tunnels work but he’s gonna do this

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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Whenever I see a quote like this I'm reminded of how my grandfather never cursed in front of me until he got dementia

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The reason Zohran scares the shit out of them so much is that they think this sort of technocrat FDR liberalism/market socialism will *work* and be popular, not that it will fail and be unpopular. They're afraid that he will be a good mayor not a bad mayor.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 24/07/2026

Your client has had some bad PR recently and needs some sort of distraction? Well have we got the idea just for you.

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

and this lil fella is named Ablative Shielding

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

It is a funny situation to be in when you’re like “I wish world leaders could hit the same level of integrity as the mayor of New York City”

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Jess Liotta 🍄 @jessliotta.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Put Animal back on you cowards

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026

The two greatest drummers ever, Meg White and Animal

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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

And now the Muppets are playing Seven National Army

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

We remain on our bullshit

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19/07/2026

it’s going to be very funny when this ends up a one goal game after ten goals yesterday

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Manfred @nocoursewalks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Shorter Anthropic: remember kids, you will never be truly AI-Native unless you 100x your token spend with us.

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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 16/07/2026

See what you made me do, on a war crimes scale.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/07/2026

I actually hope this doesn’t fall apart until 2029, because what this chart tells me is that Oracle is turbofucked and we need an administration in charge who won’t bail them out when the bill comes due

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

We’re rooting for two things today and two things only: Norway and the rule of law.

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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

There's a difference being outplayed and losing a match you deserves to lose and shitting your pants, lighting yourself on fire as the stadium watches in horror and I'm glad we are all learning the difference together.

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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

there's something so Roman Empire about "the Senator obviously died a couple weeks ago but nobody is allowed to say it"

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