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Steven Alleyn

@stevenalleyn.ca
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Quando omni flunkus, moritati I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 2h
@sheenahigh.xyz got into Porch Goose stuff and when she asked me what the outfit would be for October all I could think of was the Kermit meme
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 9h
This is a powerful article. Infuriating how every time the trucker was trying to find empathy for Pierre and Haitians in general, his girlfriend and mom kept intervening with some racist logic or conspiracy.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 9h
this is a well-reported piece with an awful lot written between the lines, and one of the things that jumps out at me is just how ill-informed these people are. the trucker, his partner, his mother — they can’t even agree *amongst themselves* on a shared understanding of events
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Sheena 📚🎧✨ @sheenahigh.xyz · 13h
baby boy in a pile of blankets
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 04/10/2026
People saying #Habs were lucky to get a point are only half right. You don’t come back from 5-1 after 2 periods to force OT just cuz you’re lucky. These kids don’t quit and it paid off. + the refs apparently wanted them to win 🤷‍♂️
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StephenWLee @gullpondguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To get a point after that mess of a game is not a terrible result. Habs lose 6-5.
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Dave Kaufman @davekaufman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy Habs
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 03/10/2026
like, kill me for this or w/e, but u are judged constantly and instantaneously by everyone else based on what you wear and how you present yourself, its literally instinctual. so why not put even the tiniest bit of effort in
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 04/10/2026
My wife’s right this game sucks
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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 03/10/2026
Some one did very much elect him. They're called the College of Cardinals
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Kim @kim.yiff.ie · 03/10/2026
"no one elected you" my guy you don't gotta be catholic to know this shit
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 03/10/2026
“No one elected you” someone hasn’t heard of the College of Cardinals
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh word.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
right on his little forehead
spot, the orange cat who tolerates data the most.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 03/10/2026
Wow my wife is cooler than me 😬
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just. Two thirds. That's what they're saying, assuming they're not simply spouting nonsense. If we take them at their word, they believe two thirds of the country shouldn't be here. There are only ~150.7 million non-white people in America.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 02/10/2026
My buddy brought something like Cara’s to a camp when we were in grade school and the PE teacher confiscated it then lost it. To make up for it he bought my friend something like Micah’s. We are 40 years old and he’s still sour about it.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk* my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone
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Doctorb Nick @nichsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Terrorism rather than serial killer, but it reminds me of this one
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 02/10/2026
For some reason I think it’s going to be very important for people to understand what’s in the Outer Space Treaty in the next 120 days
en.wikipedia.org
Outer Space Treaty - Wikipedia
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bored? directionless? got too much time on your hands? try 3-5 project cars. 3-5 project cars: a fulfilling weekend hobby. work on them directly in your driveway with your hands. you certainly will not regret having 3-5 project cars
me making a rude gesture at my broken Peugeot 405 Mi15My VW Vanagon covered in moss and looking decrepitMy MGA half pulled into its storage unit, where it broke down and refused to go any furtherme working on my Triumph 2000 with my dad
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"I know 90 pound female drone operators in Ukraine with more confirmed kills than smallpox. Your post goes hard if you don't know jack shit about modern warfare."
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 02/10/2026
The whole Brotherhood of Steel and Children of Atom storylines in Fallout always seemed really far fetched But now I don’t know
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
in honour of No Kings Day, i present: GUILL-Ø-BEAM!
GUILL-Ø-BEAM: a laser guillotine that incinerates the severed head by having it roll back into the laser beam (easy clean-up!) and the rider is held in place with roller-coaster style restraints (like an amusement park ride!); futuristic solution for a barbaric problem!
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I read a paper recently and was shocked to learn we can potentially detect RAINBOWS ON EXOPLANETS. What. It's so cool! So I wrote about it for Scientiifc American. www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-... 🔭 🧪
scientificamerican.com
Can we see rainbows on faraway exoplanets?
A future NASA telescope could spot atmospheric phenomena on planets orbiting other stars
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The GOP promised their tax cuts for the rich would lead to growth. But growth slowed down. They said their tariffs would bring back manufacturing. But factory jobs are down under Trump. Republican policies don’t work. Change begins on November 3.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
mais oui!!
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“You aren’t in traffic, you ARE the traffic.” Nuh-uh. Not me. I’m different. Better. Other drivers want me here
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 02/10/2026
Remember Warez sites? Man I killed many a windows install back in the day…
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 01/10/2026
Pedantic point but left wing authoritarianism/totalitarianism is definitionally not fascist as fascism is an ideologically right wing political project
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 01/10/2026
Oh good. The timeline got dumber.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 01/10/2026
I’m sure they definitely won’t conclude that whatever new equipment they need should be supplied by one of his companies
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 01/10/2026
TL;DR - an AGI that wiped out humanity would have to spend basically all of its compute *replacing civilization* just to stay alive, or it could keep humans alive and not bother.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 01/10/2026
Intentionally vague-tweeting, but there’s a celebrity director crashing out because they won’t call a spade a spade. I spent 3 months in university learning in detail about the subject from Frank Chalk. The ICC might not have charged BB w/ it, but it meets the academic definition- it just does.
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 01/10/2026
I was meant to make two visits to the US last year -- I had tickets for a music cruise I was looking forward to, and I was asked to give a talk at Harvard, which would have been a dream come true for me. I didn't do either, and very strongly suspect I'll never return there again.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 30/09/2026
Une chance qu’ils vont tous voter pour des partis conservateurs (CAQ, PLQ, PQ, PCQ - ça ne change rien sauf la couleur des pancartes, gang de droite/centre droite), garanti de couper au lieu d’investir! Vivement l’austérité!
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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is incomplete reprint designed to provoke. The bill had voter ID attached to it in order to get it killed, making it so Republicans could run this exact headline.
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“solution in search of a problem” was meant to be a criticism, not an ethos
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ahh, geez, and ya got the stink lines and everything
Michael Tracey on The Simpsons “Mr. Stinky” drawing”
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 30/09/2026
It actually isn’t art if it isn’t a person making it. Even if the words seem right. Even if the melody is catchy. Art is about a human conveying to other humans something otherwise ineffable that exists inside their mind.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I assume the DNC is paying for this?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Sheena 📚🎧✨ @sheenahigh.xyz · 30/09/2026
One birb Two birb Red birb Blue birb
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
he was a boy. he was back in town. can i make it any more obvious?
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Sheena 📚🎧✨ @sheenahigh.xyz · 30/09/2026
Oh no no, it’ll be reality TV
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 30/09/2026
They’re out of superhero movie remakes and doing biblical stories again
en.wikipedia.org
Whalefall (film) - Wikipedia
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
I swear I will vote for any person who runs on revenge and court reform. That’s it. Those are the two planks of your campaign? You got my vote
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Phil Caron 🍉 🏴 @caronphil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vu sur r/Quebec Les mots les plus sur-utilisés par chaque candidat (source : Datagochi)
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