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@dumbcat.bsky.social
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i'm a dumb ᴄᴀᴛ who says silly things, draws stuff, and streams?? pay me to draw stuff for you ahaha (=^ェ^=) a.k.a.: Alex J Cleret No generative-ai Artistic elder-millennial 18+ themes (adults only) Non-binary (they/them|Mx.) French Canadian Disabled

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Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 6h
I'm trying to figure out if I'm manly enough to enlist.
Screenshot of the shitty AI America dot gov chatbot.

Question: Does "misconduct" mean my sperm count was too low? 

Answer: No. Misconduct would mean a recruiter did something inappropriate-not that your sperm count was low.

Recruiters do not measure sperm by tasting or smelling a sample. That is not a test, and it does not produce a sperm-count result.
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The alpaca is laying holding sketchbook, having drawn something.
Voice off screen: What do you have there, alpaca?
Alpaca answers: ART! (It's a drawing of a hot Bill Cipher with a full humanoid body) (illustration done with pen, watercolor, and some digital color)
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 6h
Does. Not. Share.
Dee Dee the dik dik sits on a bag of cheesy snacks called Big Bag o' Noms and smirks. Pen, pencil, watercolor.
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Gabbah 🇲🇽 @bsky.gabbah.art · 12/09/2026
date night with Petunia #art #pinup
An illustration featuring Petunia, a brown bear anthro girl wearing her hair down and a black cocktail dress.

In this picture, she's taking a mirror selfie at a restaurant bathroom.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 6h
Old piece of the space dog, Laika, from 2018.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 6h
auntie Charlotte (she/her)
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 6h
This Is Not A Garfield Comic.
drawn comic titled "This Is Not A Garfield Comic." and there's a doodle of some mysterious orange cat with a green apple blocking their face, similar to the works of René Magritte.
Panel 1: man with hat says "Où est ma pipe?" ("Where is my pipe?) while looking off into the distance.
Panel 2: several characters point to the next panel, one has a pipe in their hand and guilt on their face.
Panel 3: a large pipe is surrounded by many small figures, man with hat says "Ceci n'est pas ma pipe." ("This is not my pipe.")
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allie @grind3h.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
life atm...
my sona, draggin, laying down with a pillow under their head and legs crossed, playing on a switch pro controller, thinking "fire emblem"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 15h
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13h
Oh god. Ted Cruz is up. “Mr. Smith, you and I have never met. But you subpoenaed my phone records.”
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Liar Liar Jim Carrey
ALT: Liar Liar Jim Carrey
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Joey B. @joeythebonzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The psycho pedophile regime who kidnaps and kills us is polling unfavorably
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14h
from what i can gather, tech CEOs greatest ambitions started at "cure all cancer" and is now to give everyone their own secretary
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 13h
I love how Trump's attempts to ban canadian products from entering the USA is constantly blowing up in his face. Like here: A Quebec beer brand turned the move into a publicity stunt where they claim to be "Proudly banned in the USA".
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 17h
Draw!
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Spacey @spaceyeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Serval People are Typing @kcatomheart.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Petflix cancelled his cartoon after one season but he’s still popular in niche communities online
Poodle cav and spinel cav have fused to create some Hanna Barbera loony toon monstrosity. But he’s pretty cute, so it works out. Color fullbody in the middle of his ass looking cocky as hell “sorry stud, the gloves stay on 💜” and a few auxiliary doodles such as paws, null ass, and a doodle pointing to his collar “oh the collar? Purely for the animation budget”
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shark swing
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Slainmonkey @slainmonkey.bsky.social · 15h
It’s “battle ready” Amber; so I have a gag idea with Amber, that when she’s in exceedingly dangerous situations, she tries to modify her clothes to look like an 80’s action hero, but entirely through the (incredibly unthreatening) lens of 80’s mall fashion.
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Creator Ant @creatorant.bsky.social · 14h
Its almost spooky month, y’all 👀
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The rape and pedophile party specifically use transphobia as a wedge to make *all* their intended victims more vulnerable, and Jeff Epstein literally advised them in many, many, many barely literate emails to do this.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 17h
Extremely rare footage of Joseph Cloutier's unreleased Run spinoff, "Walk".
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Pestimonials 🎤🐛 @pestimonials.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Pestimonials 7
Amber: Let's do a test interview! Spinnerette, tell the people about yourself!
Spinnerette: 'Kay
Spinnerette: Hi humans! I'm a brown recluse spider. Loxosceles reclusa. Okay first off, you all GREATLY exaggerate the potency of our venom. We're not aggressive! Half the time it's not even a recluse bit! WASH THE WOUND! IDIOTS! FOOLS!!! WE DON'T WANNA BITE YER DUMB ASSES!!!
Amber: Girl calm down!!
Spinnerette: LOL NO!!!
Amber: We're trying to get them to LIKE us! Can't you say a cool fact or something?
Spinnerette: Okay fine. Come closer.
Spinnerette: Recluse spiders only have six eyes instead of eight, see?
Amber: Maybe we should avoid close-ups...
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Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 16h
Our feature tutorial/artist today is this lovely animation on EARS, by the talented @simodasketch! So useful! #anime #manga #drawing #characterdesign #anatomy
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16h
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hello im cat
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help!
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking of becoming a snake again because the triangle doesn't really look or dress like me.
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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Matias @matiashannecke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unemployment
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Patches @rabbitpatches.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the meowth tf hits
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Fluffy red ball of tomfoolery 🔜 FP @melvischerrywolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My ADHD brain instead of locking into critical thinking, social skills, or career advancing:
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Yaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment
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AJMarekArt @ajmarekart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It can be tough watching your very annoying cousins playing "cat-stronauts", especially when you become the target of their laserguns. -- Luckily, Murphy has just the solution: Creative use of household appliances can keep 'em quiet, as long as they believe they're at Space Camp.
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ISITOKU @isitoku.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cofi is precious. #furry #fanart #chubby
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BBPXLS 🔞 COMMS OPEN @bbpxls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mammary Monday 09 28 2026 Sweater weather is upon us.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
sketches from today
Sketches of worm-in-a-rock god. One with it sitting up on its tail, and another where it is doing a kick flip on a skateboard. There is also an elegy-of-emptiness-style statue of wiarg. Also a greature is there
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/09/2026
Tread on me, daddy.
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Alice Screams @alicesqueaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
french fry
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airbus @airbusfantasy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ricc @ric-art08.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I tried
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Ducky Deathly 🦆🎁🎄 @duckydeathly.com · 26/02/2025
🐈‍⬛🧹
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NotGyro @imnotgyro.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
cat
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My vote was suppressed, Name purged from their registry. Complicated fix. #Haiku #Quebec #Election
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Waving Flag of Québec, Canada
Alt: Waving Flag of Québec, Canada
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danfango @itsdanfango.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🌸🐶🎓🌸
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been messing around with Doom Builder
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