Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 7hI recommend a blade roast - basically dump and cook. My mum’s recipe, turns out great every time. 100 1
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 21/10/2026Of all the antisocial, evil shit rich people do, this is the least consequential one that also makes me just fucking *blind with rage.* I hope this car gets keyed, dented, thrown up on blocks and then fucking torched. Fuck you and your precious fucking car use one spot like everyone else asshole. 250 5
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 21/10/2026Who is this for? This isn’t satire, it’s not a joke and god knows it’s not a sourced, factual story. Is it just wishcasting? Is it just make believe for grownups? 030 3
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 20/10/2026GOP: “Should we do things to actually help people? No! It’s the voters who are wrong!” 010 1
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19/10/2026Not quote posting or tagging because I’m not looking to argue but if the movie is some meta commentary on documentaries then this is just another one of Fielder’s unbearable onanistic projects that wastes everyone’s time. 010 1
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 18/10/2026Look. If you can stay sober amid *gestures broadly* in 2026, more power to you. I’m not doing that. 010 1
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 18/10/202612 years ago I said to @sheenahigh.xyz that I wanted a captain’s hat for when I was drunk. She bought it for me almost on the spot. Anyways I found a 48 pack of Moosehead at Costco today. 040 4
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 11/10/2026I was tasked with bringing bread to Thanksgiving at my mum’s tonight. I think I pulled it off 040 4
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 10/10/2026Pickle people be normal challenge, difficulty level: impossible 000 0
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 09/10/2026Saw this on imgur & realized what the Trump Era + COVID *actually* did was turn literally everyone into a first year PoliSci major 010 1
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 06/10/2026Lil squirrel butt in the 2nd floor window at work this morning #CutiePie 030 3
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 05/10/2026Hey remember that edgy cyberpunk author who wrote anti-authoritarian fiction warning about the overreaches of tech, heartless megacorporations and the surveillance state? Anyway here he is some dude reposting pro-military AI slop. 121 2
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 05/10/2026I don’t understand what the fuck the point of these accounts is. AI profile picture, AI recipe, AI showcase picture - why the fuck are computers spitting out fake recipes at a pace of 30+/account per day? What is accomplished? 120 2
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 05/10/2026@sheenahigh.xyz got into Porch Goose stuff and when she asked me what the outfit would be for October all I could think of was the Kermit meme 042 4
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 02/10/2026My buddy brought something like Cara’s to a camp when we were in grade school and the PE teacher confiscated it then lost it. To make up for it he bought my friend something like Micah’s. We are 40 years old and he’s still sour about it. 020 2
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 30/09/2026I’m not trying to be mean but I am 2 years older than this guy and in this picture only like a week into using a CPAP so carrying like 8-9 years of fatigue 010 1
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 20/09/2026The bowl @princesswaffles.bsky.social assures me is empty: 041 4
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19/09/2026I had the robot build me a self-hosted recipe manager PWA that lowkey kinda rocks. Still testing but it can extract recipes from URLs, PDFs & can ingest them from a dedicated email inbox. Can sort by my tested cook time and my own evaluation of difficulty level as well as ingredients and meal type 110 1
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 11/09/2026SNW: “Hey TNG can I copy your homework?” TNG: “Sure, just don’t make it too obvious.” 010 1
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 10/09/2026I’ve gotten to the point where I’ve blocked Kingshot ads so much on YouTube that the app now just prevents me from accessing the ad centre on ads for that game specifically- still works on others though! 100 1
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 09/09/2026How DARE Apple charge $2,000.00 for their foldable?! They should be like other foldable manufacturers who charge $2,100.00 or $1800 or $1900! 000 0
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 05/09/2026You have insulted the little man. This is Princess Waffles erasure 100 1
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 01/09/2026I mean I don’t disagree but I’d sub in Corolla for Mazda 3 (though the fundamental point is the same) 120 2
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 31/08/2026I need @mark-carney.bsky.social to embody this meme: 000 0
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 29/08/2026The right every time someone asks a transphobe to maybe stop screaming into a bullhorn for five fucking seconds: 000 0
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 28/08/2026There’s a little French Bulldog at this bar and she is *bored* 060 6
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 25/08/2026Bought a MacBook Neo with credit card points, so my 7 year old Surface Laptop 2 had its vinyl skin ripped off and will now enter service as a stickerbombed debugging/backup machine 000 0
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 21/08/2026Twelve foot pot plants Taller than my house, good god! Trim jail will be hell #WeirdHaiku #WeedHaiku 271 7
Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 21/08/2026This one is a very quick way to ruin someone’s plans 030 3