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Steven Alleyn

@stevenalleyn.ca
785 followers 594 following 14.3K posts

Quando omni flunkus, moritati I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 7h
I recommend a blade roast - basically dump and cook. My mum’s recipe, turns out great every time.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 21/10/2026
Of all the antisocial, evil shit rich people do, this is the least consequential one that also makes me just fucking *blind with rage.* I hope this car gets keyed, dented, thrown up on blocks and then fucking torched. Fuck you and your precious fucking car use one spot like everyone else asshole.
A blue corvette parked in two soaced in front of a white building and autumn trees.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 21/10/2026
Who is this for? This isn’t satire, it’s not a joke and god knows it’s not a sourced, factual story. Is it just wishcasting? Is it just make believe for grownups?
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 20/10/2026
GOP: “Should we do things to actually help people? No! It’s the voters who are wrong!”
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19/10/2026
Not quote posting or tagging because I’m not looking to argue but if the movie is some meta commentary on documentaries then this is just another one of Fielder’s unbearable onanistic projects that wastes everyone’s time.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19/10/2026
37 years ago I was cute as hell.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 18/10/2026
Him ❤️❤️❤️
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 18/10/2026
Look. If you can stay sober amid *gestures broadly* in 2026, more power to you. I’m not doing that.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 18/10/2026
12 years ago I said to @sheenahigh.xyz that I wanted a captain’s hat for when I was drunk. She bought it for me almost on the spot. Anyways I found a 48 pack of Moosehead at Costco today.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 11/10/2026
I was tasked with bringing bread to Thanksgiving at my mum’s tonight. I think I pulled it off
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 10/10/2026
Pickle people be normal challenge, difficulty level: impossible
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 10/10/2026
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 09/10/2026
Saw this on imgur & realized what the Trump Era + COVID *actually* did was turn literally everyone into a first year PoliSci major
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 06/10/2026
Lil squirrel butt in the 2nd floor window at work this morning #CutiePie
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 06/10/2026
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 05/10/2026
Hey remember that edgy cyberpunk author who wrote anti-authoritarian fiction warning about the overreaches of tech, heartless megacorporations and the surveillance state? Anyway here he is some dude reposting pro-military AI slop.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 05/10/2026
I don’t understand what the fuck the point of these accounts is. AI profile picture, AI recipe, AI showcase picture - why the fuck are computers spitting out fake recipes at a pace of 30+/account per day? What is accomplished?
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 05/10/2026
@sheenahigh.xyz got into Porch Goose stuff and when she asked me what the outfit would be for October all I could think of was the Kermit meme
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 03/10/2026
Wow my wife is cooler than me 😬
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 02/10/2026
My buddy brought something like Cara’s to a camp when we were in grade school and the PE teacher confiscated it then lost it. To make up for it he bought my friend something like Micah’s. We are 40 years old and he’s still sour about it.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 30/09/2026
I’m not trying to be mean but I am 2 years older than this guy and in this picture only like a week into using a CPAP so carrying like 8-9 years of fatigue
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 26/09/2026
It’s a tough life
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 21/09/2026
Good place “Jason figured it out? Jason?! This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.” Meme with “Jason” crudely scribbled out and “Fox” scratched in.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 20/09/2026
The bowl @princesswaffles.bsky.social assures me is empty:
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19/09/2026
I had the robot build me a self-hosted recipe manager PWA that lowkey kinda rocks. Still testing but it can extract recipes from URLs, PDFs & can ingest them from a dedicated email inbox. Can sort by my tested cook time and my own evaluation of difficulty level as well as ingredients and meal type
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 15/09/2026
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 12/09/2026
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 11/09/2026
SNW: “Hey TNG can I copy your homework?” TNG: “Sure, just don’t make it too obvious.”
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 10/09/2026
My mom just entered her AI video sharing era 😰
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 10/09/2026
I’ve gotten to the point where I’ve blocked Kingshot ads so much on YouTube that the app now just prevents me from accessing the ad centre on ads for that game specifically- still works on others though!
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 09/09/2026
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 09/09/2026
How DARE Apple charge $2,000.00 for their foldable?! They should be like other foldable manufacturers who charge $2,100.00 or $1800 or $1900!
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 09/09/2026
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 05/09/2026
You have insulted the little man. This is Princess Waffles erasure
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 03/09/2026
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 03/09/2026
A picture from another era, eh?
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 01/09/2026
I mean I don’t disagree but I’d sub in Corolla for Mazda 3 (though the fundamental point is the same)
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 31/08/2026
I need @mark-carney.bsky.social to embody this meme:
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 29/08/2026
The right every time someone asks a transphobe to maybe stop screaming into a bullhorn for five fucking seconds:
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 28/08/2026
Apparently the ducks heard about the tacos
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 28/08/2026
There’s a little French Bulldog at this bar and she is *bored*
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 27/08/2026
They are *twelve feet tall*
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 26/08/2026
Buddy saw another cat and now he’s big mad
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 25/08/2026
Bought a MacBook Neo with credit card points, so my 7 year old Surface Laptop 2 had its vinyl skin ripped off and will now enter service as a stickerbombed debugging/backup machine
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 24/08/2026
Not one single US product.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 24/08/2026
God Bless Canada
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 21/08/2026
Twelve foot pot plants Taller than my house, good god! Trim jail will be hell #WeirdHaiku #WeedHaiku
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 21/08/2026
This one is a very quick way to ruin someone’s plans
Rush of Dread, 1 colourless, 2 swamp
Spree (chose one or more additional costs.)
+1 colourless - Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control, rounded up.
+2 colourless - Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up.
+2 colourless- Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 20/08/2026
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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 20/08/2026
Data Backup
3 time displaced datas from the episode We’ll Always Have Paris
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