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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate that our seasons are now just "heat" and "illness"
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Jesse Felder @jessefelder.com · 05/10/2026
‘If you want to know where inflation is heading, look at the price of diesel. Diesel moves the trucks, trains, tractors, and construction equipment that everything else depends on, so its cost works its way into final goods prices across the economy.’ sarmayakar.substack.com/p/rock-and-a...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A new trailer for Alex Gibney's documentary about Elon Musk was just released. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-do...
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander’s entire regular-season career was as a starter 557 career games, all starts second-most appearances in MLB history by a pitcher to exclusively pitch as a starter (Tom Glavine 682) No other pitcher has finished a career with even 350 games, all as a starter
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Camerawork of the year right here
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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not enough people watched the Canadian dramedy "Sort Of"
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
modern presidential elections come down to ~250k of the most clueless people in < 4 states forming an opinion on who to vote for on Election Day. i think a lot of discontent is just born from that fact
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly New Orleans just needs to be an independent city state like Monaco or Singapore. The western hemisphere is sorely lacking in those.
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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We need a letterboxd for albums and it needs to be as popular as letterboxd to use
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City. They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Where did they even find some of these?
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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who are the greatest millennials? I've heard LeBron, but I'd like to throw Kelly Clarkson on there
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is every user of this website and you either need to see the ugliness of that or the beauty of that
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 26/08/2026
Apollo, do your thing
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.
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Democratic Socialists of America extends our deepest condolences to the family, friends, and fans of Dolly Parton, a hero of the working-class and an inspiration to us all.Donald J. Trump
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Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. In her honor, I am lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one week period beginning tonight at 6:00PM. Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nothing has made me as angry as this
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/08/2026
A phenomenal woman
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There goes the greatest living American (I am not joking)
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If a monk falls in a river and hs buddies are there, do they laugh at him? Absolutely they do.
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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think this is my best post
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside
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Justin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Neither Conrad Wallem nor Yoann Damet were happy with the wingback's performance over the first half of the season. How a candid conversation and the Viking row changed the Norwegian's outlook out of the break. New for @stlmag.bsky.social #allforcity www.stlmag.com/news/sports/...
stlmag.com
How Conrad Wallem’s World Cup reset helped spark St. Louis CITY SC’s turnaround
The first half of this year didn’t go the way that Conrad Wallem envisioned. After spending last season on loan and playing all over the pitch, the 26-year-old Norwegian arrived as a full-time player ...
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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Out: “Yes Chef” In:
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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I can finally unmute some people
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Coraline Jortay 喬海霖 @qiaoj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got a new google scholar notification, so I go check and find this very cool poem by Wang Jibing 王计兵, the recent Lu Xun prize winner, prefacing a PhD thesis on women migrant workers and the gig economy PhD students in all disciplines: more poems in theses please, we love to see them! ✨💫
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Michael @chatcitytactics.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Fixed it for ya
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The woman version of Mr PB but don't write it like that @wh0sthatd0g.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just use fancy French names for every tax that applies to rich people and the messaging takes care of itself
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i wrote this months ago. might have some edits to make
50007: Second draft

T.J. Bro I have been trying to hit you up for months. I got something for you.

JUICE. hit me

T.J. Sliced ketchup. Sliced mustard. Sliced mayonnaise. Sliced hot sauce. Sliced ranch dressing. All solid.

JUICE. hold up here

T.J. I figured out how to stabilize sauces and shit. No more fuckin' with the little packets. No more stupid bottles. It just comes out of a can like cranberry sauce. You can slice it like a butter knife.

JUICE. hooooold up here

T.J. Yeah. It's mad congealed. And that means shit doesn't spill everywhere or come out the sides when you make a sandwich.

JUICE. this also means, and i'm sorry if i'm jumpin to conclusions here, i just feel as though we opened the ark of the condiment. this means that an addition such as ketchup could be regarded not as a condiment of fluid and indeterminate quantity but a signature filling, a stackable, countable food integer. no longer will one ask for some ketchup. one will ask for a ketchup

T.J. See, you get it. You're seein' the vision here, bro. You got, like, special glasses where you can see the vision.

TEN. You're just describing glasses, I think.
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turnoverbone.bsky.social @turnoverbone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The rare double canseco
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is remarkable
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Chef Backyardee
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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have strong critical thinking skills: ⚪️ strongly disagree ⚪️ disagree ⚪️ neutral ⚪️ agree 🔘 strongly agree I often stand up quickly and bang my head into the upper cabinet door I just opened so hard I see stars: ⚪️ strongly disagree ⚪️ disagree ⚪️ neutral ⚪️ agree 🔘 strongly agree
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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@kentremendous.bsky.social this is my outfield. I also have 1932 Jimmie Foxx at 1B. Only 126 wins. This game is infuriating and I blame you for hooking me
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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
TIL there's a city in Turkiye called Batman
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Seaside lamppost with a little yellow council sign that reads 'No crime 8am-6pm
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Not much dog, sub with you?
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Spring Stall @stallmaniac.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Really fun thread. I'm not sure I have anything to contribute other than how quickly the switch to "dad mode" happens when the baby is born. So many things in my life got less important, pretty much immediately
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There is one way LeBron can win the Pander War his first day in town and involves calling Mike Trout to see how attached he is to that no-trade clause
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/07/2026
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we are never going to have flying cars on account of how there would be a 9/11 every day
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 05/06/2026
or boobs in days
Q: how many days of the week have boobs in it

AI: Only one day of the week technically has "boobs" (or rather, the letters b-o-o-b-s) in its name: Saturday (Saturboths).If you are thinking of the classic phonetic riddle ("Which two days of the week have boobs?"), the answer is Saturday and Sunday (Saturboobs and Sunboobs).
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It is with a heavy heart that I must agree that it is time to go as all-in on young Gen-X/Millennial nostalgia as we went with Boomer nostalgia from 1974-on and that this thread is on-point in that regard. bsky.app/profile/niko...
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