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Spuds Turtle

@spudsturtle.bsky.social
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views your own "our sunlight is not for franchise" Doing doodles and art for fun occasionally. Making maps and map apps professionally. 🌳🚴🏻‍♂️🌲🐕🍁🗺️🖍️ he/him

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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 20h
The Pogo comic strip by Walt Kelly debuted on October 4, 1948, in the New York Star. It ran until the paper folded in January 1949, but the strip was picked up for national distribution in May 1949. Before the strip, Kelly had written and drawn the characters in Dell comic books since 1941.
The first four-panel installment of Pogo sees Pogo Possum encounter Churchy LaFemme while he is trying to teach a small worm to go forward in life.
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 22h
Collage of Vivek failing to swing a baseball bat in a batting cage, failing to lift the beefy child of a troop, state of Ohio is turned upside down in distress
Caption:
HE CAN'T SWING A BAT, HE CAN'T LIFT A CHILD, HE CAN'T LEAD OHIO
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 22h
Collage of JD Vance dropping the OSU National Championship trophy, Vivik dropping a beefy child of a troop, tilted state of ohio in distress

CAPTION: OHIO REPUBLICANS
BAD FOR OUR TROPHIES, BAD FOR OUR KIDS, BAD FOR OHIO
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These were both on my timeline but not related????
Post from 7 months ago: and 
Gwen C Katz : 
"Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline 
[The radium water worked fine until his jaw came off]"Post from today : dumbass influencer drinking from a radioactive jug
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Oz Bueno @justosgood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never Forget...It's October 3rd.
Means Girls but use FMAMeans Girls but use FMAMeans Girls but use FMAMeans Girls but use FMA
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I *am* Samuel, whether you like it or not.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 03/10/2026
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was raised by a nurse with an associates degree and a steel mill electrician. I am not denigrating the value and dignity of blue collar work when I ask how many elite national media staffers are raising future bricklayers themselves. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
theatlantic.com
Time to Consider Becoming a Bricklayer
College degrees hold less value, while jobs in the trades are booming.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao awesome
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i wrote about the rule my friend and i have: we call each other to cry and scream and rend our garments in moments of agony, but at the end of every such conversation, we have to tell each other a joke www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...
To feel pain in an appropriate moment for it—to ache with angry sympathy for a young woman's suffering, in this case—is to be seduced just a little. You know you're right to be sad and enraged. You don't want to let any of it go after you've acknowledged it. That's your sadness and rage, righteously felt. The pain bears witness and says I can't do this anymore through your mouth, but the pain won't have to suffer the consequences of not doing this anymore. You will. That's why we end our calls with two jokes no matter how much we don't feel like it. Doing so halts the seduction. Even a very grumpily delivered joke tells that pain to take a beat, please, because we're using our brains for something else right now. It's not exactly good we feel after telling these jokes, but it's not exactly unequivocally miserable, either, which is a start.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/10/2026
The kicker is *chef's kiss*
“You think we’re getting a little too close to Meta?” [John Georges, co-owner of Georges Media Group, the state’s largest media organization and parent company of the state’s largest newspaper, The Times-Picayune | The New Orleans Advocate], asked. “I’m not afraid of the sun. You know — Icarus? I’ll get as close to the sun as I can.”
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How dare you Gloria Steinem store
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My 9 movies
My 9 movies grid:
The Point
Hook
Garden State 
Harold and Maude
I 💙 Huckabee's
A Muppet Family Christmas 
It's A Wonderful Life 
Robin Hood 
50/50
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Obviously nothing stops the GOP and the media from being hypocrites but Hasan being news while the GOP candidate for US Senate in Ohio's campaign manager was arrested for being a pedo & the managers brother then tried to assassinate the Dem candidate for Ohio governor was a momentary blip in media 😮‍💨
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 01/10/2026
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
techcrunch.com
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
The California state bill would have penalized people who secretly recorded people in public with wearables equipped with cameras and microphones.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"For America to right itself, we need changes on the scale of Reconstruction and the New Deal. And I worry that’s not going to happen if Democrats and the broader anti-Trump left are taking their cues about what’s necessary and politically possible from the Times." newrepublic.com/article/2160...
newrepublic.com
The Left Must Fight The New York Times’ Monopoly Too
The paper’s editorial vision is out of step with the robust liberalism needed today.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this is the best shirt design I've done all year roryblank.bigcartel.com (I am reposting this because the previous version included a typo, but I am also not deleting that post lol)
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pyr reviewed research 🧪 now available as a print! www.inprnt.com/gallery/byel...
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A steel shark, a rocket engine blowing out of it's tail, maneuvers to catch a woman in its teeth, biting her in half. From a boat a man with a handgun witnesses blood and two halfs of the woman seperating in mid-air. 
He says, "Oh, my God...NO!"
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
squidward in a darkened room, looking out the window at spongebob and his best friend having fun outside
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know Helen Keller was real because Cedar Point has a memorial plaque for her in the theme park and it doesn't match the vibe of anything at Cedar Point and there'd be no reason to lose valuable park real estate otherwise. Thank you Cedar Point - America's Rock and Roller Coast.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Karina Schaapman @karinaschaapman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Druk druk druk
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My car has a feature I stopped using the first month I bought it which is recording how much gas costs when I fill it up. And after filling at nearly $6 a gallon seeing that pop-up with my last entered $2.40 a gallon ... 😮‍💨
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perv trinkets and baubles
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obama works so hard to ruin his own image. People working together to improve their material conditions?? Better stop wind surfing and podcasting to let everyone know I think they should be happy we haven't squished them like bugs yet!
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Best of friends Muscovy duckling Moja and kittens Beatrix & Coral
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Katamari Damacy Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Katamari Damacy Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Katamari Damacy Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Katamari Damacy🎶
dog bark park bed & breakfast, cottonwood, idaho, 2004

But now the prince from Katamari Damacy is rolling up dogs in the foreground
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
$131.5 million: the largest labor settlement in NYC’s history — and the largest resulting from any law I authored (so far).
thecityreporter.nyc
‘We Screwed Up’: DoorDash to Pay $131.5 Million to Stiffed NYC Delivery Workers
The settlement is the largest of its kind in New York City history.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 23/09/2026
Oh hell yes: Ohio House Democrats want to pay for Vivek Ramaswamy's gas tax holiday nonsense by repatriating the $600 million handout to the Cleveland Browns.
Minority Leader Isaacsohn: Pay for Dr. Acton's Gas Tax Holiday
with the $600 Million Republicans Tried to Hand to Jimmy
Haslam, Not Ohio's Road and Bridge Funds
COLUMBUS — Ohio House Minority Leader Dani Isaacsohn (D-Cincinnati) today
released the following statement ahead of today's rushed announcement by Republican
legislative leaders and gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy, which follows Amy Acton's
call to suspend Ohio's motor fuel tax:
"Ohioans are paying $4.52 a gallon for gas and almost $7 for diesel. They desperately
need relief from the costs of the failed war in the Middle East. Vivek Ramaswamy's
knee-jerk response to Dr. Acton's plan has demonstrated no understanding of how the
state government works, how the budget is structured, or how taxpayer dollars should be
spent.
We can enact Dr. Acton's Gas Tax Holiday, but it has to be paid for in a way that makes
sense for Ohioans. A gas tax holiday could be paid for with the $600 million the
Republican legislature has tried to allocate to billionaire Jimmy Haslam for his NFL
team.
The state is in court right now, spending Ohioans' money, fighting for the right to hand
$600 million of Ohioans' unclaimed funds to Jimmy Haslam. A billion dollars of that
money was written into this budget for sports stadiums.
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
NEW: In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes.
propublica.org
The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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bikesforcenturies @theodora2b.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Lucas county Stonewall Democrats (Toledo area, Ohio 9th house district) have sent a letter to Congresswoman Kaptur over her transphobic ad and demand it be taken down and will be highling the ad and Rep Kaptur's open transphobia until election day.
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Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Haslams figured out a way to force Cuyahoga County residents to pay for the next 50 years of maintenance for their privately owned dome. Future growth from our property taxes will now be diverted to the Browns from parks, libraries, schools, health services... www.cleveland.com/opinion/2026...
cleveland.com
The Browns found a way to make Cuyahoga County pay for their stadium after all: Leila Atassi
The Browns’ plan to fund decades of stadium maintenance by diverting future property-tax growth from libraries, parks, public health and Tri-C is an outrageous misuse of public money.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 21/09/2026
tbh this is how you should be reading my posts if you aren’t already #comic
turned my posts into a 4-panel comic of pip saying the same words while being a little dingdong about it

1. (bashful) thanks for bearin with me while i yell incessantly about comic promo stuff. 
i will eventually chill out but that first batch of readers is so hard to grind out.

2. (screaming) wish i could look cool while doing it but alas i am not built for mystery and effortless elegance i am built for foot stomping and going AHH

3. (matter of fact) once i have enough regular followers to make it a bit more self-sustaining i WILL cut the screaming by like 80% so if you think about it that's actually a reason for you to share it with all your friends and give me some sort of quantifiable metric.

4. (impish scrunchy faced smirk and two thumbs up) I'm happy to shut up in exchange for what i want.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
little known fact, this picture was the inspiration for the famous short story "The Entirely Avoidable Death of Young Ralph Miller"
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