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Spuds Turtle

@spudsturtle.bsky.social
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views your own "our sunlight is not for franchise" Doing doodles and art for fun occasionally. Making maps and map apps professionally. 🌳🚴🏻‍♂️🌲🐕🍁🗺️🖍️ he/him

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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Collage of Vivek failing to swing a baseball bat in a batting cage, failing to lift the beefy child of a troop, state of Ohio is turned upside down in distress
Caption:
HE CAN'T SWING A BAT, HE CAN'T LIFT A CHILD, HE CAN'T LEAD OHIO
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Collage of JD Vance dropping the OSU National Championship trophy, Vivik dropping a beefy child of a troop, tilted state of ohio in distress

CAPTION: OHIO REPUBLICANS
BAD FOR OUR TROPHIES, BAD FOR OUR KIDS, BAD FOR OHIO
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These were both on my timeline but not related????
Post from 7 months ago: and 
Gwen C Katz : 
"Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline 
[The radium water worked fine until his jaw came off]"Post from today : dumbass influencer drinking from a radioactive jug
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My 9 movies
My 9 movies grid:
The Point
Hook
Garden State 
Harold and Maude
I 💙 Huckabee's
A Muppet Family Christmas 
It's A Wonderful Life 
Robin Hood 
50/50
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Katamari Damacy Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Katamari Damacy Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Katamari Damacy Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Katamari Damacy🎶
dog bark park bed & breakfast, cottonwood, idaho, 2004

But now the prince from Katamari Damacy is rolling up dogs in the foreground
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🙄 ((✊))
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not sure how but I accidentally made a png of the sleepytime bear my eink readers "off" screen. And it just drops the bear on top of what I was reading lol
XTE eink reader X3 displaying the sleepytime bear projected over the text of a book
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"¡yo quiero melange!"
Dog all up in the spice
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Okay so I know it's not Tom Holland Spider-Man but maybe just maybe...
Screenshot of The Playlist article titled "Andrew Garfield would only return to Spider-man for something"completely unconventional" floats a road trip movie"
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I knew it was a mistake to give it legs
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Saw that propaganda trailer for Ronald Reagan and Jeff Daniels looks EXACTLY like Michael Showalter's Reagan from the wet hit American summer Netflix stuff. Also very happy to find out I'm not the only person who thinks so
Michael Showalter's Reagan from wet hot American summer Netflix Jeff Daniels Reagan from wet hot American farts propaganda movie
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ask your wife to stop sending me these
Ken Jennings impatiently waiting for a fresh dog turd to fall into his mouth
A bulldog is pooping and ken Jennings is laying down under the butthole saying "yum yum yum! I cannot wait to eat my favorite snack! Here it comes fresh squeezed from the factory!"
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Looks like one of these things
Rubber finger puppet funny face toy things
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Saw this and thought "that's not fair the dog can't read that warning" then I realized it goes on the OTHER side of the fence
Warning dog sign: "Is there life after death? (Silhouette of a guard dog) Jump over the fence and find out!"
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
👁️ I spy... a wizard, their apprentice, and a crystal ball Photo of the wizard nebula by @asmeesh.bsky.social
The Wizard Nebula photo by @asmeesh.bsky.social Added doodle lines to photo of wizard nebula outlining a wizard, an apprentice and a crystal ball
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This came to me in the night sorry about quality.
Malcolm in the middle "cats ate her" meme but it's a reporter asking leon and trump about Lindsey Graham.
Leon says "penis exploded" Trump says "leon knows more about it than I do"
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🫪
That's my secret cap meme but it's kashs head on banner and it says "that's my secret... I'm always unaware"

Honestly pretty lazy work even for me. If I had to grade this I'd maybe get a generous D+ maybe.
Anyway it's one of those thoughts you have where you decide to just throw it out there so it's not in your head anymore. So enjoy the garbage! Or don't! Doesn't bother me.
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
see ya! 🖕
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ask not for whomst the bells jangle They jangle for thee ✨
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wat da?
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I want to get a bumper sticker that paraphrases Columbo talking about his wife's car
Picture of Peter Falk as Columbo. Text reads "This car is nothing special. It's just for transportation.
You understand." A paraphrase of what columbo would say about his 2nd car that his wife drives whenever someone would ask why he doesn't get a different car.
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Desecrated an antique gumball machine to make a cool treat dispenser for my dog. It's treat time!
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When I start getting likes and reposts from normal people
Simpsons "don't tell anyone how I live" scene/meme but I added my pfp dog head on top of Lenny's head. Sorry Lenny.
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm not good at it but here it is
The celebration at a grave of my hater meme, grave labeled FLOCK guy celebrating labeled Ron Wyden, poorly edited to add Ron Wyden's face on the celebration guy
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Is this a perfect storm brewing? Trump's going to watch the (extra excessive amount of) fireworks, probably hang around in the post show deathly poor air for a while then a few days later give a long speech in 100°+ weather. Seems like a great idea to me
Post from Bill Kuchman linking Washington Post: "the Park Service said for fourth of July fireworks in DC people should "remain indoors as much as possible during and after the show"Celeste Headlee posts: essentially saying the air gets FUCKED by fireworks and the air quality will be FUCKED for at least 24 hoursPost says Trump's going to give really long speech outside on July 7th when it'll be 107° out
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fucking garbage. Progressive treating everyone like we're all fucking idiots! Boats go Toot Toot! NOT beep beep! 😡
A progressive insurance ad that is insulting to everyone. Just disgusting behavior.
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🖕🦭
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The new Z fighters looking hella tuff
edit of a Nancy comic
P1- WE SEE NANCY HAPPILY WALKING ON A CLOUD , SHE IS LOOKING AT US.

NANCY: DON'T BE ALARMED, FOLKS

P2-THE PANEL PULLS BACK TO REVEAL SLUGGO AND AND ANOTHER BOY IS ALSO WALKING ON CLOUDS

NANCY: ALL US KIDS ARE WALKING ON CLOUDS TODAY

P3- THE FINAL PANEL PULLS BACK EVEN FURTHER TO SHOW SEVERAL KIDS ALL WALKING ON CLOUDS, NANCY IS POINTING DOWN AT A HOUSE ON A SMALL TROPICAL ISLAND. THE HOUSE IS LABELED: KAME HOUSE
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The thing every house needs
Mad men don draper idea meme:
A robot that pisses on your floor
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sounds like they forgot to take notes
Normal calm @normal_now tweet that's says " sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school"
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
IASIP title card "Trump Starts the Second Great Depression"
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Bucky O'Hare! Militant Furry Anti-colonialists in space? Honestly don't know why it's not the most popular ttrpg right now!
Portion of a Bucky O'Hare comic it shows the characters lined up and in the corner a text box says "S.P.A.C.E.  Sentient Protoplasm Against Colonial Enrichment"Bucky O'Hare poster with Bucky on a moon with Deadeye and Willy. Dead eye is shooting toad troopers who are en masse on the other side of the small moon. Toad ships are flying in the background Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars! 
I think this is from the TV cartoon. It has Bucky shooting his blaster, blinky the robot reacting surprised, the cat lady whose name I forgot (Jinx??) a toad trooper and Bucky O'Hare's ship The Rightous Indignation!!
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Carnival shoot the clown game
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Making a guy a trillionaire because people keep falling for his "in 10 years I'll do something" and he keeps restarting the 10 year timer every 4 years. In 2011 Mars was 10 years away, today the moon is 10 years away and mars maybe 30 years away- but also just 10 years away. incredible.
Cartoon of Elon musk being his usual piece of shit self, saying "I'll gladly build you a rocket to Mars in 10 years for an absurd amount of money and no oversight today!"
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's just like putting a person on the moon!
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Amen.
Doodle of the magic the gathering butt crack man meme
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
For pride the pirates should have their old timey baseball hats but rainbow striped
Pittsburgh Pirates Pillbox hat.
It's like a regular baseball hat but instead of the head part being half a sphere it's a cylinder with a top. But not crazy tall like cat in the hat. And the brim is standard baseball hat brim. Okay bye 👋
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If everyone starts posting in community groups and group chats what's going to happen to the lifeblood of BlueSky- the Discover tab???
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I thought this was a chandelier using a bike frame for a second - something like this but cooler
Really bad Photoshop of a road bike mounted to a ceiling by its seat and handlebars and the wheels have been replaced with spherical chandeliers
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Timeline confusion 😵‍💫 These two posts are not related🫪
A post says "big dick Logan is still part of our community you know"
The post below it on the timeline says "Y'all wanna see the greatest X-Men intro of all time?"  and then links a video of the 90s X-Men cartoon intro from Japan. It does not feature a "big dick Logan"
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A Centegosaurus
A Centegosaurus. A centaur but instead of the horse bit it's a stegosaurus. The man part looks in agony but that's just because I'm bad at drawing
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Looks like a safety PSA for dogs
Safety Ad for dogs to bark at postal workers to save their families from murder
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Yeah but I'm not blaming god for that
Deadbeat dad/child bad vibes tweet
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ain't no rule says a dog can commit (attempted)manslaughter/murder
Scene from airbud where the referee said ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball
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Spuds Turtle @spudsturtle.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I don't have proof but I am convinced this Nancy strip was the inspiration for the Mr. Yuk design
The Mr Yuk poison control sticker
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