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Hepatitis 5G

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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 16h
Man holding his hands in his head in despair saying "Oh my God, Lib Dems ARE ALL SUCH CUNTS"
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 16h
You give everyone the benefit then claw the money back from the millionaires via tax. It's more effective than means testing, both in terms of cost and efficiency.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 18h
Strangely enough, even in this pitiable state, the robot will fare better than their actual drivers.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man talking to a computer:

MAN: Tell me to drink my own piss
AI: You should drink yr own piss
MAN: Oh my god.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hats off to the young lad with the jet black pomadour/long bushy mullet combo I just saw.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tracking the Ring
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bookmark this one, 'cause libs are depressingly predictable and you'll 100% find this useful for your dunks in future.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Funniest pay-off to a research quest ever.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's still ~20 degrees out, why is everywhere slapping on the heating? It just got a bit drizzly and grey, not actually cold.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Infinite shrugs and skip tracks.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the BBC don't want to make Dr Who, then they should just...not make it. I'd rather that than some half-arsed, slop-tinged checkbox exercise to hang your "What has the BBC ever done for me?" adverts on.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The "road less travelled" here being "austerity".
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God almighty, just catching up with Andy Burnham's speech. Everyone in raptures about all the stuff that isn't going to happen in 2030. BBC felating him over fuck all.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fine, cinemascope it is
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
<utter_yank_nonsense.jpeg>
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the Labour left are in any way shocked about this, then they're even more inept than we all thought.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at this babe I grew myself.
Yellow chilli. Looks like a scotch bonnet chilli, only bright yellow.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This intrusive thought has been sponsored by Robert Foxworth in the late 80s.
Robert Foxworth, a smouldering, blue-eyed DILF.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[extremely Fat Bastard voice] Get in mah bussy!!!
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Move over Voss
A can of "WATA" (Geordie canned water)
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Many of my moots.
A "neon" sign from a vape shop that reads "40k puff".
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How are YOU celebrating creepy vapourwave's 33rd birthday?
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why would t'young 'uns ever fight for a system that would never fight for them? I'd just [redacted] my commanding officer soon as we got to the wielding arms bit.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GIFILF
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look everyone! A new friend!
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Queen TERF opposed to adults behaving like despotic toddlers, is it? 👀
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Roel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish all LANDLORDS a very TAXED UNTIL THEY CHOKE ON THEIR OWN VOMIT
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Resident Evil (2026)
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[audible gasp]
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ban social media for the over 0s.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She pumps on my brulee 'til I Hanks for our troops.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there!
There! Now the violence
I’ve inspired will never
affect me.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These guys truly do despise their user base. Love that for them.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rageful nerd saying: "Nooooo! You can't just boot the bigots off BlueSky for clear violations of community terms, you've gotta divide the number of slurs by the radius of the toxicity coefficient and only then can you hide their comments below the fold!!!"

Tired poster saying: "God, I wish moderation went brrrrr"
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At some point I'm gonna have to go home, but that's not today thankfully.
My feet poking out of a jacuzzi with mountains and beautiful, lush scenery in the background.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They're...erm...funding them?
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why do most of these sound like euphemisms for t'gays?
A board showing various types of fungus. These include the sickener, beefsteak and stinkhorn.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don't mind me. Just here in a hot tub. Giving away feet pic all week.
My beautiful, shapely feet, peeking out of the water of a jacuzzi, begging to be worshipped by some filth-ridden pay pig.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'll be honest Romesh, the BBC's done the bare minimum for me; and what little they have done has been undermined by their actively malicious, anti-LGBT news output.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Red arrows...wheeeeeeee!
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
<shut_up_and_take_my_money.gif>
We have this project with Abigail Thorn, an actor and philosopher who had this YouTube channel called PhilosophyTube. She was also amazing in “House of the Dragon,” where she played a pirate. She has a thing called “Billionaire Killers” that we’re excited about. It’s a post-apocalyptic story where all these billionaires are in these bunkers and they’ve got to dig ‘em out of these bunkers.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. A picture of a Venusian baby with frilly elbows 2. Lava reaching up to the gap between our back door and the outdoor toilet 3. Turning off a TV playing static in the dark 4. This prick off of t'Dr Who:
Malus from The Awakening
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible The Not Moldy Peaches
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Really don't understand the economics of the tourist tax. All the Labour mayors will charge it and surely that's just going to result in an influx of money into London? Especially if it's percentage based.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reacher, I could be the iPhone of your dreams. Call me!
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is fine meme, only now the dog in a burning room is giving a patronising chuckle.
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just artists living in the moment, not an AI in sight.
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