Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 1hDidn't watch the trailer and I'm excited to see what those rock munchers look like 100
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 1hStrong indications Iran played role in shagging my wife 070
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 2hWish we had monkeys in this country so I could rage bait them 150
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3hYou won't BELIEVE what I just ordered (it's a Switch 2 but you've got to guess) 470
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 4hLet's say someone, a friend maybe, used the chunky golf club to fist their arse and now it's stuck. Should they call for an ambulance? 430
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes you just have to trust the burger sauce 120
Reposted by Bary GarlowAlien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 29/09/2026Live right now at twitch.tv/alienbob and/or youtube.com/@alienboblives/livetwitch.tvAlienBob - Twitchtoday is the day — AlienBob streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 076
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Got 2 cans of pop too because I got a meal for "two" 120
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm eating a pizza while watching a man eat a pizza. This is everything I've ever wanted in life 070
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When someone comes up with a new way to hold the pad in place without wings the advert will have that 🎵 I'm flying without wings 🎵 sony 020
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Burnham just handed the election to Reform with this triple lock thing 020
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What I'm not telling you is that a burger and chips should be coming too. A balanced diet 030
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really want to figure out proper vsync. All the bare metal people say it's basically impossible but if they made it work in the Linux kernel then it has to be possible 000
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine if a kebab pizza showed up at my door soon 140
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some would say I've eaten too much food today, those people would be wrong 110
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's a wonky pub in Sheffield and it's like that because my mate Dave had a few too many and leaned against it 020
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I remember when Jackie Chan was just a cartoon man 030
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I saw aliens once. They were chatting shit about my mother so I chased them off 130
Reposted by Bary GarlowGedds 🏳️🌈🏴🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026best believe I'm live on twitch! twitch.tv/geddstation 01310
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just snapped a pic of Ronnie Radke in Big Tesco 020
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The only smart tech I want is something that tells your phone to stop playing sound when you go to sleep 010
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't care what happens to those stickmen, they're not real people anyway 000
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They should make game inventory a real thing so you can just get dressed and undressed in less than a second 141
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You're telling me this Madame has TWO swords!? 131
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My face when I remember I've got half a KitKat in my butt 020
Bary Garlow @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just remembered that I don't like that bandana twat from that rockstar dating show 120
