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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
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Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Tosh @noracists.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bloody hell 😂
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On my way, Clacton.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Water is The One True Liquid, but there are three other liquid types: Tea, Soup, and Juice. Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed Soup is water that has a thing in it Juice is water that comes from a thing (Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
A pastiche of the famous Christian trinity diagram. A triangle. At the centre is water. On each of the corners is tea, soup, and juice.
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 23/06/2026
But for real, fuck geese.
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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 03/06/2026
They've got eight seedlings started, this is so exciting!
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How Sussex could help save 'the last tree of its kind in the world'
Conservationists at Kew Wakehurst are in a race against time to prevent one of the world’s rarest island plants from disappearing forever
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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 16/05/2026
I sometimes feel insane that we don't constantly talk about the time Labour gave a black guy who was poised to unseat Nigel Farage the sack because he was a better poster than Keir Starmer
Lewis told The Voice: "They literally told him we're not having this. You've had more

retweets than Keir Starmer.

'Never come back'

"That night when he got back from campaigning in Bentley he had calls from Labour HQ telling him to get out of town and never to come back. They were literally ringing his phone repeatedly. He was being hounded. He said he'd never known anything like it.

"Those people intimidated him. They were ringing his phone every five minutes asking where he was, if he'd said anything to the press, had he done this, had he done that. He was just trying to cook his dinner.

"They were blaming him for things being said on social media when he wasn't saying a thing."
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Repeat Blunderer @doghousereilly.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Anyone on the left who wasn’t actively involved from 2015-19 needs to know what’s coming. 1, they’re going to throw multiple, often contradictory lies at the wall to see what sticks. Polanski will be simultaneously weak and strong, timid and aggressive, passive and dictatorial, old fashioned and
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Tesco could pay every worker an extra £10,000 and still make a profit. British Gas could pay every worker an extra £35,000 and still make a profit. Shell could pay every worker an extra £300,000 and still make a profit. It is the billionaires who are ripping you off.
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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Another timeline cleanse
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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hahahaha
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Gavin Winters @gavinwinters.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
They could have just got regular-sized cinema bosses and given them a ladder.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Start your Friday with this happy little thread
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 12/04/2026
🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🤭 🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! Look, I say we're closing the Strait, and that's final! Don't try to talk me out of it! 🤡
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Rabbit season, duck season
YouTube video by sadegh sepehri
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pig'slaundry @pigslaundry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
We off the richest person in Britain and take all their stuff and give it to everyone else and then we work our way down the list of the next richest people doing the same until everyone else can afford food, warmth and housing. If we can't afford poor people, we can't afford rich people.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/04/2026
This woman is facing a copyright claim for her own music by an AI company that took her youtube page and copied her.
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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Matt Badloss, is it?
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The starving crocodiles that have been released onto this ship full of children need better training, proper monitoring, and also must cease any unnecessary eating NOW. No children on the lido deck or 1st class should EVER be consumed. That's why I'm voting an additional $44B for crocodiles.
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A message from Greenland…
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Starmer and Reeves, running up to the football yet again
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a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
Alt: charlie brown runs up to the football but Lucy takes it away at the last minute. Again.
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the king of england @thekingofengland.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I found a picture of every argument on bluesky
Screenshot of two people having an exchange in the comments on tiktok

“•nostalgiaforatime: Nietzsche spoke of this.

•Matteos Wrestles: no he didn't

•nostalgiaforatime: Have you read his works?

•Matteos Wrestles: no, have you?

•nostalgiaforatime: No.”
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
on a zoom call
Cat with no bottoms on
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
11th January 2026 Vs 18th January 2026
Tim Stanley - Trump controls the world, and Britain ought to let him have itTim Stanley - Britain must declare independence from America or it will die
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Well, those boots were not made for walking
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 09/01/2026
So I've moved-on from Chinese reels, now I'm all about these Vietnamese reels!
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Iain Roberts @slowbikeiain.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.
Idiotic right-wing propoganda: "London - before everything, it was one of the most beautiful, clean and safest places in Britain." In the AI image, a character in the foreground has his feet on the wrong way, facing backwards.
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Nine Delights 2026
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz
Inventing a new lifestyle philosophy called "The Nine
Delights" where each day you try to experience at least three of the nine delights
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Brooks Otterl... @i_zzz... • Jun 26, 2021
Replying to @i_zzzzzz
THE NINE DELIGHTS
Walking Around
Fellowship
Deliciousness
Transcendence
Goofing
Amelioration
Coitus
Enthrallment
** WILDCARD *
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Wow, Tesco have really upped their customer service for the festive period.
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maria laura @felicitriste.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
adam driver with hands raised and fingers & thumbs pinched together, with text that says "sleigh bells *ring*"adam driver angrily yelling and pointing, with the text "ARE YOU LISTENING?!"
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/12/2025
This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10
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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
jesus honly christ
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sparkorama @sparkorama.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Classic Album Art @classicalbumart.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The waitress who appeared on the cover of Supertramp's Breakfast in America (1979) – album is 95 years old on this picture. How wonderful is this!!
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I see James Watson has died. What did Watson discover? Rosalind Franklin's lab notes. Only we spell it 'S-T-E-A-L' these days.
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