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Sleaford Gooner

@sleafordgooner.bsky.social
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Champions 2025/26. Keeping it humble since 1977. “…the tough fibre of the Londoners.” Formerly N7, now in Lincs. Fond of photography, and a brew. Supporter of Arsenal, dogs and underdogs.

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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 10h
Come on AJ
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder how many Manchester City supporters know their history? Wonder if they know about a former player called Billy Meredith. Oh look - 120 years ago the FA fined City for illegal payments and suspended numerous players, boardroom members and staff members. They’ve got form.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In a sane world that isn’t governed by money, this would *strengthen* the case for massive reform. Burnham felt he had to come out and clarify his position, re City. If he wants to win over football supporters, now’s his chance (and not by allowing us to bring pints in during the game).
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UAE officials have warned the UK that a severe punishment for Man City could hurt future Emirati investment in Britain, Bloomberg reports. This is the perfect argument for keeping foreign money out of football.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fucking cunting international breaks.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will NEVER admit* how many times I’ve watched the Netflix Oceangate Titan submersible documentary. It’s more than once. *be able to count
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a part of me that wonders whether this Man City situation could be the pin that bursts the Premier League bubble.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Christa Pike story is awful. The murder she and her bf committed was evil. They tortured their Colleen Slemmer and Pike kept part of her skull, to show off at school. Slemmers mother spent years asking for the skull, to bury and find closure. Now the botched death penalty and what next?
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
John Baskell vibes on the news tonight
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 30/09/2026
Esther Rantzen has left us. Thank you, especially for Childline.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was one of those times when it would probably have been wise for Burnham to have opted not to comment until sanctions are announced etc. And his comment exposes his naivety at this level, a bit… The fraud City committed is not counterbalanced by the regen projects it funded. Div.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vivid childhood memory of watching this with my nan, in the mid/late 80’s. The “sausages” dog, and all that.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are we sure this isn’t one of the charges?
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I am here. More than ever.”
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Caerphilly now, no juke.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not only are Manchester City cheaters, but they’re also fucking USELESS at securing commercial sponsorship.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
State of this weird fucker. Yet another Manchester City character that has words to say but none of them condemn cheating…
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Ant 🐜 @ant-walter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Arsène Wenger accuses Manchester City of bending Uefa fair-play rules www.theguardian.com/football/201... A 15 year old article. The 🐐 always knew
theguardian.com
Arsène Wenger accuses Manchester City of bending Uefa fair-play rules
Arsène Wenger has called on Uefa to investigate Manchester City's sponsorship deal with Etihad Airways
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LondonLee @londonlee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From the WhatsApp chat with the lads
Man City Oasis parody Definitely Guilty
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now do Chelsea, and then VAR.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, this is a chuckle: news.paddypower.com/football-new...
news.paddypower.com
Breaking: Lance Armstrong set for Man City consultancy role
Man City won their fifth Premier League title in six years at the weekend but they're not resting on their success
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven’t heard this cunt, or any other cunt in the “extended city family” state just how reprehensible they find cheats, and the notion of cheating. I mean - you fucking would if being honest and genuine was important to you, no? God I’m loving this 😂
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D @highburydb102.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
8 years of making up numbers 📉
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Manchester City @mancity.com · 30/06/2026
What else did you expect?
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Manchester City @mancity.com · 22/03/2026
YES WE CAN 🏆
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Manchester City @mancity.com · 21/02/2026
Business taken care of! ✅
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Manchester City @mancity.com · 22/09/2026
YESSSSSSS
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You reckon, aye?
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Rita @bibod24094.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ManCity ’s Disguised Funding Scheme 👉 Sponsors accounted for a total of only £119.25m, while additional funding from shareholders amounting to £830.69m was disguised as "revenue from commercial partners. In no season did the amount derived from sponsors exceed £16m.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These four words will have cost Manchester City tens, if not hundreds of thousands of pounds, paid to solicitors instructed to provide words the club could use to try not to sound guilty as fuck. Money wasted, lads.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Edit; sham audit! Is a perfect anagram of: Etihad Stadium
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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
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D @highburydb102.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎵 Sham by me …..
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“negative to our interests” is a new one… it means; this fucks us.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shout out to the absolute weapons out there that paid *anything* for an NFT of cartoon apes.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not that type of club… #ManCity #ManchesterCity #cheats
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unlikely that any former player/manager involved in this grubby little club has the emotional intelligence and/or backbone to lpublicly accept they were part of what now looks officially like a massive con job. Manchester City (2009 - present) have more in common with Enron, than they do Arsenal.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Cooks, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1. Jay Feely, a former NFL kicker and a GOP candidate for Congress in Arizona, has made “protecting women’s sports” a centerpiece of his election campaign. So I reviewed years of Feely’s podcast appearances to see what he actually thinks about female athletes. 🧵
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The sheer cuntery of this club and its various wankers cannot be charted. Ask AI to express how cuntish Manchester City football club is, and you’ll get a little puff of smoke from a vent and a flat, horizontal red line on a screen. Incalculable.
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Youngy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know city fans are sick of all this, and some even think theyve done nothing wrong, but it is objectively very funny how guilty they are yet still trying to worm out or cope with it.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s gone midnight and I’ve not seen the news or social media. Is the Fuckening of Man City starting now?
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts
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Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
ALT: Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit to him for sharing this - because it may help others share their instances. Add some extra credit for knocking the geezer out.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I didn’t know the idea originated from the fucking PM. He and the Govt need to have multiple objectives across all aspects of life, but seeking to find equality between football and other sports in terms of alcohol consumption during a game really should not be a topic of debate right now.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pints in the stands is a fucking shit idea, and we all know it. It won’t enhance anyone’s enjoyment. Supporters who don’t want to be covered in shit beer will be pissed off, as will supporters who have to get up every fucking minute ‘cos some prick wants a beer *just* because he can go get one.
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