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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 1h

Pickford doing an impression of Georgie Wood, there.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 1h

Got to the CFO’s at half time (was supposed to be in time for kick off) and the atmosphere is colder than an arctic fox’s tezzies.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 1h

I’ve just remembered what someone said about Matterface’s romantic shenanigans, and if I didn’t feel sick listening to his and Dixon’s bullshit already I do now.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 1h

I reckon Pickford designed that kit himself.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 2h

Say what you like about Ray Reardon-esque barneted bald denier Harry Kane, but he’s a half decent finisher.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 2h

Talking to a few women friends (of my generation, admittedly*) they don’t want to watch women’s football. As Murph says, it’s going to take ages for it to catch on, if it ever properly does. *don’t bother with the ageist shite, you unfunny turds.

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Saint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 2h

Monday sees the publication of 'I Was Hooked - 78 writers tell the tale of their first trip to their beloved team's home ground. I supplied the Everton section. It's a beautifully designed book!

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

And here again is my favourite ever Batman poem...

Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 4h

Scenes everyone wants to see #633895436: Kohli 🦆

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swán @revdrswan.bsky.social · 19h

Fuck the nazi app, yer TikTok or whatever data harvesting shite the weans are into. Where else are you getting this poetry?

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 21h

That reminds me, must go the barbers.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Where’s the cheapest petrol on the insular? That one on the A41?

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love Lucy Porter but she wears some godawful clobber. *awaits tirade of abuse# from @knagberi.bsky.social* # is it only abuse that comes in a tirade?

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve varied my regular chippy tonight. Schoolboy error. Nearly crying.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Who’s watching #celebitytraitors then? Answer: À. Yes, it’s ace or B. Sod off you bad nerd, you need tarring and feathering.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It seems I’ve been followed by a black fella called Julie. Anyone else?

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morg000x.bsky.social @morg000x.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Young Adam, good lad him

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The @bridewell.bsky.social has an explosion of melt rates every time @bagpuss.bsky.social and his cronies show up.

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Hills @hills71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’d rather Yak dry bum me tbqfhwy

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not noticed Cariad Lloyd’s thripneys before. Hubba hubba!

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Celeb Traitors tomorrow. *rubs hands*

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Still, his 173* at Headingley was ace.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Make up more rules.” RULES ARE RULES.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pity it didn’t go back 57 years to when they beat Leicester City* in the FA Cup Final with a goal from Neil Young; we could’ve done the Sham 69 thing. *Leicester were relegated that season as well.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Although the screen split on Sky sports news is like mugshots in the echo.

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How much of a bellend do you have to be to think Jay fucking Bothroyd’s opinion is in any way required?

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seanrostron.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Scott Donaldson’s bald denying do is just attracting attention to it. #thesnucker

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