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sluntch

@sluntch.bsky.social
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Born to yap. Forced to have nothing to say. He/him

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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real
screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.” screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “Baked beans. Like what you eat at your family's summer picnic or as a side at a barbecue joint and look, l like beans, beans are good, but...”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…for breakfast? Man, I don’t know about that.”
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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sluntch @sluntch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Theo Von Ryan's Leapers
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful
Miyam Bialik and Sharon Stone doing a podcast with text saying FIVE
ORBS TOLD ME
"STAY"
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 03/10/2026
The post-war "peace dividend" owed its existence to three factors: industrial capacity, political freedom and pent-up demand.
The Earth from space; it is covered in scaffolding that is crawling with little rude mechanicals ganked from 17th century engravings of people operating machines.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there are so many golden lines in this movie its crazy
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sluntch @sluntch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good
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Random Mech of The Day @randommechoftheday.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Todays mech: Lazengann
From: “TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN”
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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sluntch @sluntch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Glad to see BTBAM mentioned. Bkue Nowhere is easily my favorite of their post-Parallax catalogue. Kinda wild that Colors didn't get a nod in Rolling Stone. That album is still so fucking good
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying “What a struggle to be born into the new world, huh?” and Jack Donaghy replying “Lemon, it's the time of monsters.”
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Project Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Wings of Theve @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
do you guys like art
word art of the words dick and balls. im just now realizing i should have said cock and balls thats kind of the more classic pairing but oh well yknow i dont really think its worth changing at this point. this will probably only be seen by 2 people anyway. or it will be the most upvoted post ive ever made
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Q: And this kush has you feeling like what? A: [lips on mic] Like the white Greg Kinnear, your honor
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[driving my car through bachelorette party] your reaction to me doing this is why women's gatherings are bad
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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench
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Joseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think about this at least a dozen times a day.
people end up unable to see depiction as anything other than endorsement when their entire cultural diet is escapist fun and reassurance. they see something make them uncomfortable and can only assume people are watching horrible shit as vicarious pleasure and are horrified.
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 14/08/2026
Going pee pee, Mr. Bond?
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sluntch @sluntch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Suzaku, watching Charles zi Britannia continually use his insanely powerful military force to crush and subjugate any and all those deemed the permanent underclass: "I can fix him"
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🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
casualties of language
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
finally, the Democratic party has a plan.
An email from Democrats.org that just says, "we're getting hammered"
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Monica Byrne @monicabyrne13.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Just when hope seemed lost, they came. Young roaches riding in on the rain." Such marvelous writing from Arundhati Roy on the current moment in India.
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Cockroach Democracy: Unarmed and Dangerous
Can all the people be fooled all the time? Can a country with a population of a billion-and-a-half be dragged around like a corpse forever? It cannot. The Cockroaches are out and about.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When one group in society has the right to kill and maim others with little consequences, you have two options: 1. Take that right from them (political suicide) 2. Enable other people to kill and maim THEM without consequences (compromise is the essence of democracy)
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How it feels to eat food in 2026 America
Spike from the anime cowboy bebop lighting up a cigarette while saying "whatever happens, happens."
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Tomboyish Transfemme @naomihofficial.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pathologic 2
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
woke: national hot dog day bespoke:
the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Myst (1993)
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
beloved english comedian: "i... have to kill king charles iii!?" alex horne: "all the information is on the task."
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cars meme of Chick Hicks and The King (labeled Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell on the verge of death) racing toward first place when Lightning McQueen (labeled Lindsey Graham) drifts in for the unexpected win
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sluntch @sluntch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Uyghurs in Paris @suckonda4evr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me: Piccolo, do you think Mitch McConnell is hanging out with Harambe the Gorilla right now? Piccolo:
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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Old country music: I murdered a cop because he knew too much. New country music: I back the blue and accidentally put salt in my coffee because I cant read.
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 25/06/2026
Cinemas are a ripoff
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sluntch @sluntch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My friend got me reading Malazan (started a few years ago, currently on Book 9) and I found I loved this about it. Erickson waits till 9 to give even a remote description of how magic works and by then, you're so used to the Warrens that it feels more "refresher" than "infodump".
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Normal @normal_now. 15h

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
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Herbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
indie dev who heroically does not play or study games so as to maintain their pure creativity: "once you complete the procedurally generated level you pick between one of three upgrades"
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
things that currently exist that i am enjoying because they exist and are real and real companies are producing these things - data centers in space - full self driving - robotaxis - computer chips in your brains - mars colonies - moon catapults - fully autonomous robots (billions of them)
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Here’s a decade of Trump promising no new wars. I guess this all comes as news to the @nytimes.com.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
a big part of being a republican is cutting programs that keep disasters from happening because we dont need to try to prevent something that isnt happening
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 02/06/2026
medieval peasant time traveler to whom i have just explained present social conditions: So then it is the reactionaries concerned with preserving european heritage who have dedicated themselves to the scholarly pursuit of preserving my history? me (removing glasses, chuckling)
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride 🌈
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I like posts that say "I'm the pumpkin dipshit" but nobody else makes them so I have to be the posts I want to see in the world 😤😤
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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Do you like posts that say stuff like “Dads with ADHD never stop suffering… their invisible pain is terrible” or do you like the ones that say “When youre bouncin on it heres 5 cool tips… and Numba 1 will have you gooshin”
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
call her Benjamin the way she got that butt on
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/05/2026
inspector gadget is using his stupid magnifying glass to hunt for fingerprints on his wife’s big juicy ass
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