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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 16h
Have you ever thought: "My life as a quadriplegic combat veteran would be better if I were being tormented by a monkey at all hours of the day?" Then Helping Hands is the perfect 501(c)(3) for you! We're joined by Carrie McLaren to discuss Ape Sh*t, the zine about primates.
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 24/09/2026
This bonus episode of Gorilla Radio Show is about behavioral plasticity and conspecific care in disabled nonhuman primates, and how that mirrors disability accommodations in humans. We also ended up reading the Massachusetts KN95-Required Lesbian Bar article for over 40 minutes.
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 17/09/2026
They demonetized my twitter but check this out you stupid pussy
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 15/09/2026
Suck my fucking dick Elon Musk
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 14/09/2026
Does anyone know a good lawyer
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 13/09/2026
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on an AI reconstruction of Charlie Kirk's consciousness—forever.
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 11/09/2026
Thrift stores just selling anything bruh
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 01/09/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 01/09/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 01/09/2026
Mannn you guys have no idea what you’re getting into. You fucked up bringing me to karaoke 😂 (music dims, spotlight shines directly on me) DJ, speaking into microphone: Excuse me. Can the man wearing True Religion jean shorts please select a song other than Bonfire by Childish Gambino
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 01/09/2026
(tweeting) Yes of course I’m available for a one-on-one this afternoon (texting my boss) White people be listening to “Left Hand Free” by alt-J
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 27/08/2026
The surveillance state is spiking your cortisol
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 18/08/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 18/08/2026
The CIA contacts Tony Soprano to convince him to whip up support for Alessandra Mussolini’s Social Action party in the Italian-American community but he wont do it because he doesn’t believe in women having political power in Italy
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 16/08/2026
Collection
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 14/08/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 14/08/2026
When someone posts an image and says “Ignore the iFunny watermark”
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 14/08/2026
If that’s what makes you happy man
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 13/08/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 13/08/2026
Are animals "enslaved" by humans, or are they property? Did Karl Marx fail to consider chimpanzee tool use? Do anarchists still read books? Join the Gorilla Radio Show Patreon for $5 to yell at us about our Takes
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Roger @rogeeroger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Reposting this cause I’m still in a really bad way financially. I had to sell my PS5 to make my car payment among other things I would really appreciate any possible help.
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 05/08/2026
The State of Scholarship Report, or, "Girl Penis Ruined an Entire Generation of Conservative Academics" featuring CT @cryptotheism.bsky.social
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 03/08/2026
Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…
Two Shrews
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 20/07/2026
Today on Gorilla Radio Show: We watch a bunch of videos of primates escaping from the zoo and discuss the "Newly Discovered Primate" in Africa. How do we determine if something is a "new species" or not? Don't ask Greg because he'll start talking about Argentinians again.
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 17/07/2026
Huh? Whuh
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 17/07/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 17/07/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 15/07/2026
New monkey fancam
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 15/07/2026
Hot off the presses, we got another BRAND NEW voicemail episode for you. That's right -- if you call 803-620-4332 and leave a voicemail, we will listen to that shit live on the podcast without screening it at all. TAP IN 👇
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 06/07/2026
Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 01/07/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 01/07/2026
What if you were about to fight a guy and he starts talking to himself like “Sorry, but it looks like I won’t be needing to borrow your power for this one, kitsune spirit😏… I know you were hungry 😈”. Would you be scared
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 29/06/2026
Is the Mossad trafficking monkeys for Narendra Modi? www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFXm...
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Is the Mossad trafficking monkeys for Narendra Modi?
YouTube video by Gorilla Radio Show
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 27/06/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 27/06/2026
Glad you made it out dude here’s a drink to get you started
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 26/06/2026
Waffle house employee just said “When I say I put that shit on skibidi I mean it”
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 23/06/2026
Must have been the wind
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 22/06/2026
Tried to make latkes for the first time but i fucked up and made some kind of ridiculous Goy Monstrosity
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 22/06/2026
Guy who almost knows the word for taking joy in others’ pain: I’m experiencing some serious chuddenfoid from this
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 18/06/2026
For this month's bonus episode we're just straight up reading a Choose Your Own Adventure book about gorillas
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 16/06/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 16/06/2026
We all failed to consider that the illuminati really would leave clues
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 14/06/2026
Just found out i can view all of my message requests flagged as spam on twitter and spent like 5 minutes straight just cackling
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 10/06/2026
“Was Puist the Chimpanzee a butch lesbian or transmasc” – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 10/06/2026
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 07/06/2026
Fuuuuuck
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 06/06/2026
You don’t see anyone talking about being at the combination pizza hut and taco bell anymore
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 06/06/2026
Salvia trip here
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 05/06/2026
Opsec is when you click "Ask app not to track" on the Wendy's app
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 05/06/2026
Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon
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