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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 9h

You know what's good? Big ol eyeball characters. I need to find the whole scan of this sketch from 2014.

Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

At Monsanto, we've determined that the best way to keep non-white people out of the house is to create a permanent indoor chemical environment that is hostile to all forms of life. Monsanto: The Earth Dies Rich

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

O my gourd, it's 🎃ctober! Time for a Crittertongue Past.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“I'm sorry, don't listen to me," said Frog, "I'm on mescaline. I've been spaced out all day." "Did you say you're on mescaline?" said Toad. Frog said, "I did, indeed. Very much so.”

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Royal Tenenbaums Narrator: Immediately after making this statement, Silo realized that she meant to think it.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

None of this movie's peril, shootouts or chases can match the energy of this scene. The first time I watched The Big Sleep, I had to rewind the scene that follows it because I was still floored by what just happened. It's spectacular.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We're in the phase of changing autumn light where it feels like the day's sleeping in and I'm interrupting it by getting out of bed.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If anyone is so mad at my art that they feel the need to stick it to me in an official capacity...

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

www.patreon.com/posts/170687... Don't talk to me till after I've had my beloved creature.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My 2nd intuos tablet. Bought from a Texas middle school for $30. My first one was free and lasted like 14yrs.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I admit, I don't think of myself as a furry. However, there were times when I didn't consider myself neurodivergent, queer, or lovable. I'm open to being wrong is the point.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm mad that hookworms like Carlson, Loomer, and Tuberville get to trot out drawings of their bad dreams or talk about being mauled by demons in their sleep and it somehow translates into real people having to run for their lives.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Unless the paws are interfering with a pilot's ability to fly the plane, I'm a lot more concerned about how many elected representatives say they believe in demons.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

July Patreon drawing. Lots of neat stuff under the boardwalk.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why so many vapes on the floor of this car? You live like this?

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Throat mics for all my mutuals. I think we'd all look real cute in them.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Everyone's so worked up over the bomber jacket. Where's the love for bomber pants?

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Tony Breed ✶ boop @tonybreed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We should breed horses to be anti-cop. Like how donkeys have an almost genetic hatred of dogs.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

O. Oh no. I needed to remember if German adventure author, Karl May had ever actually been to America (yes, for 6 weeks in 1908) and I stumbled upon a German magazine that still exists devoted to his stories and fandom. It is a lot. Uff, uff, uff.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I downtuned my dulcimer. It's so low the strings don't know how to ring right and it sounds cool as hell.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cops being trained by cops who were trained by cops trained by cops is like raising your cattle on an all-beef diet.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If I could render myself One-Piece-blind I would. I'd be vulnerable to attacks by people dressed like Luffy or whatever the fuck but at least I wouldn't have to *see* the characters anymore.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tell me what four animals you are! (flattering edition)

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My kid and I watched Hanna tonight. Kiddo LOVED it. The soundtrack is exceptional and everyone involved is knocking it out of the park. Gorgeous.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

💀Don't fucking smoke.💀 But go ahead and quote with yr smokin' characters.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm procrastinating on an emotionally challenging piece about death for a zine so instead I added Hot Chip to this.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wall Street Journal Confuses Being a Dick for Journalism

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

She's back. The Sinner from I ̵❤ ̵A̶w̶f̶u̶l̶ ̵W̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ Lovely Lady RPG

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Rotterdam pumping station, or Baba Yaga's Brutalist Gonk Droid house?

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you'll just follow me over to the Golden Throne, I shall provide incontrovertible proof of his gloroious- O SHIT! FUCK!

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Happy Fruit Bat Fruit Snack Friday to me, the only person who celebrates.

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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sailor Moon vs 40k Emperor thread was a fun read right up until, "MAYBE he couldn't beat her in a fight. But he could fuck her." forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sail...

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