iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by Taran

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Love to go to work plentiful cap

061

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Giant’s hand descended from the clouds, picked me up and they blew my eyelashes off like I was a dandelion :(

000

Reposted by Taran

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I'm not gonna lie I would love to live deliciously

13442108

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

You’re telling me a macadamia nut in this cookie?

000

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

The macadamia nut cookie of it all

000

Reposted by Taran

Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

KID: i hate Arizona. DAD: me Tucson.

615839

Reposted by Taran

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Using the crying emoji to react to everything in MS Teams

1191

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Frugal archers! Make haste and harvest the wayward shafts of Cupid’s spent arrows littering the streets tonight

0123

Reposted by Taran

Howard Ashman 🔪stab🔪 account @michaelchu7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

5182232408

Reposted by Taran

rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 14/02/2025

i’ve been asked to leave my tech job after i badly misinterpreted what a “standup meeting” was and performed my tight five about dating apps to a bewildered zoom call

28211

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

*Cocteau Twins voice* Punxsutawney Phiiiiiil, Punxsutawney Phiiiiiil, Punxsutawney Phiiiiiil

020

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

To the person that said the lyric’s of Serpentskirt’s chorus are “Punxsutawney Phil” x50….I’m coming to get you. I’m cooking this ear-worm into your next omelette. A worm is going to die. Do you feel bad? Ralph the worm. Who had a life, and a semi-successful pyramid scheme he ran, and 3 pet fleas—

010

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

“I’m shifting! I’m shifting!” I exclaim. (Not into an alternate universe) (Just warning my dog so he isn’t alarmed when my glow-stick of a body cracks for the 40th time that day)

110

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

OH MY GOD HI MAUNSELL FORTS!!! I feel like Elvis just personally grated Parmesan on my pasta right now I love you it’s okay I’ll bring a Camelbak and a thick cardigan I’ll make it work<3333

100

Reposted by Taran

tinybaby @tiny.baby · 18/01/2025

more professions should have unique and stupid hats

1214819

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Thankfully I fully reentered my Tumblr era last month so I won’t be clawing at the walls without tokkytiktac~

010

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

“Can you test my Calendly link for me?” Ofc I got you bestie:

010

Reposted by Taran

ceej @ceej.online · 25/12/2024

laughing in bed, sleigh crashing through the roof and impaling me in slow motion as gary jules’ cover of mad world plays

1248351

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I’ve been deemed an upstanding citizen within Santa’s panopticon. My reward this year is socks :)

010

Reposted by Taran

ً @zan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

The Xanax You Gave Linus Weren’t Real, Charlie Brown. You Have The Right To Remain Silent

021

Reposted by Taran

words @words.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

hawk tuah the herald angels sing you just gotta spit on that thing

2546

Reposted by Taran

ً @zan.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

millennial ting she going grink mode till i meep

093

Reposted by Taran

Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Who up shoveling reindeer poop off they roofs?

23511

Reposted by Taran

soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas

252883296

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Spelling the name Phoebe pmo. But what’s the alternative? Feebi? I’m incensed.

030

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

It’s Preen The Loose Hairs Out Of My Head Like A Wild And Free Flamingo O’Clock

120

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Me: Nice coat :) Duck: *screams* Chicken: *screams* Turkey: *screams*

010

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

What if the duck is claustrophobic?

000

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I love when SZA goes aaAAAaaAAAaaaaaAh

010

Reposted by Taran

It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Baby: [cries] Cat Nanny: [slowly pushes baby off changing table]

131011127

Reposted by Taran

Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

[Date] I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six.

2192

Reposted by Taran

nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 23/11/2024

you don't need to trust someone to fuck them

718036

Reposted by Taran

weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

How was your day honey did you distill the zeitgeist into any droll quips

10804174

Reposted by Taran

Sam (formerly Barisan Hantu) 🇸🇬🍉 @neuroliminality.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Autistic: I need routines ADHD: I can't do routines ADHD+autistic: I need useless routines that do not benefit me at all, and I can't do the routines that would keep me physically and mentally healthy

401339354

Reposted by Taran

Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

she fib on my nacci until i spiral

321834

Reposted by Taran

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Mr. Monk Sir, what kind of karma must I accrue to be the Benadryl Hat Man my next life?

031

Reposted by Taran

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I have this theory that we’re all only demented and offputting on here as a pressure release valve for our high powered corporate jobs

87910

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Matching my cohort’s energies on Microsoft Teams. Am I sending you that gay little seal emoji or proper grammar and punctuation? Dish me what you wish to be served.

031

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

That time of year again when the the deers are shedding their antlers and the moose shed their knuckles

130

Reposted by Taran

Magic Rug @magicrug.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I get sad thinking about Santa Claus dragging his emaciated body across a snowless North Pole

0234

Reposted by Taran

Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

cashier: paper or plastic me: it’s a debit card cashier: no, for your milk me: oh, haha, liquid’s fine

852795

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Shall we consult the orb? *consults orb* It says…..to consult the orb?

000

Reposted by Taran

ً @zan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

the Europeans are asleep, post The Place

0102

Reposted by Taran

wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

getting shot in the stomach and immediately stumbling towards my medicine cabinet to chug a bottle of pepto bismol

556367900

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Let’s take this outside to the parking lot motherfucker. I’m gonna caress your face and lovingly gaze into the windows of your soul until you feel at peace. I’ll heal the 20 year old scars on your knees you got from not knowing how to roll in Heelys. Fucking idiot.

082

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

My flavor of autism is fighting with the Gilmore Girls subreddit mods.

020

Taran @sisypheandaydreams.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

A cryptid pregnancy doesn’t sound so bad, I just hope it’s a Mothman

010