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Miss Marjorie Regrets

@coffinsneeze.bsky.social
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mother / anarchist / sentient shitpost since 1982 / Black Lives Matter / #mmiwg / respect my trans homies or catch these hands, homies

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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Hey look who i found! (everything is exhausting and terrible but i am ok)
little sluggo doodling around on my hand
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
shitty white knuckle week but i did not drink🦾
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
He like a the it. Very much a lot.
Leo making a tasty faceLeo appeals for more treatLeo’s treat of choice, tiki cat for olden babies
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
this made my afternoon better :
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Mom says Dad will probably be hospitalized after his Penn visit tomorrow because he can’t dress himself anymore. I don’t know what’s happening but i’m certain it’s not good. Also not sure if it’s even relevant but i am trying to stop drinking bc i gotta be sharp for what’s headed over. wml
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
laughing myself sick All these girls named Hailey or Bayley I’m going “Heighleigh Beighleigh” and fucking crying
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
big fancy visitor
hawkhawk taking off
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
YESS!! MORE!!! G A Y E R !!!!
beautiful artwork
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My Mom called me this morning and for once i could hear what she wasn’t saying aloud. I’ll be spending more time with Dad soon because he can’t be left alone while she’s at work. She was so relieved when i told her this. We don’t want strangers looking after him and he would HATE it, anyway.
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
this is SO GOOD and it was only ten dollars at tjx! ok as you were
paris corner perfume
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
yes i am a hamsome. Little slender but that’s fine
Pope Leonidas the Benevolent
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Of course i am Mom’s Boy why wouldn’t i be
holding baby Leo
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
He’s here he’s warming up
Leo in my lap. I am squishing his face with my hand. His chin has water droplets.
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hwhat.
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
my kids are off tomorrow for Yom Kippur they were just off last Tuesday haha okey
tenax vitae
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Have you ever been harmed by a smell
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
handle with care and / or tongs
NOT MY PHOTO- someone holding a suspected cane toad with kitchen tongs
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
oh sorry i did not realize we were MOGGING
mogging HORD
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
ahem GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORRRRNEEEENG
little squiggy black cat in the sun getting ready to performAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
mood. On the inside i am crying. On the outside i am drunk. Comme ça.
the pharcyde- passin me by
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
takin you on another one Julio Iglesias
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
in a real Delco mood
Philadelphians to basically anything : “motherfucker.”
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i’m watching a you
spot the lurking menaceLURKING MENACE SPOTTEDITS LEO
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 27/09/2025
In my opinion, the 2nd most important election this November (after CA Redistricting) is the trio of Pennsylvania State Supreme Court retention elections. Many in PA are unaware, and we need to fix that. All 3 Justices MUST be retained. GIFT ARTICLE to read/share. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/u...
nytimes.com
Why a Pennsylvania Court Election This November Could Matter in 2028
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Saw this yesterday and laughed for ten minutes going “isn’t that when you’re dressed in disguise so nobody notices you” and “no it’s when you walk in on some people fuckin” and yes i was by myself
a delivery truck branded “Incollingo Food Service”
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
get outta my a face Mom
Leo savagely looks up from his milk bowl. It’s pouring off his chin
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Visited with parents. Dad only briefly because he had to go take a nap. He shuffles now. And is skinny. And can’t read a clock anymore, has lost all his numbers. I think the rest will be downhill. I’m only telling you guys because i can’t talk about it irl
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
To new and breathtakingly shitty depths!
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Friday eh? Alright lemme get dressed
a terribly angry cat in a bath
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Anyone successfully kicked a bad habit using magic mushies? (asking for me) I’d love any and all guidance. I’m overdue for a spiritual molt.
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
a mornin
Leo on the counter being reminded of how loved and stinky he is
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
she’s done. She’ll be sweating linseed oil for a few days but look at that GLOW🥹
gateleg table with stripped top
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
🤭🥲
please only give to a rescue
precious kitten soups
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Ou est la ice creams?
Leo in kitchen with milk chin watching as someone eats a peach ice cream
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
mood !
no
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Pretty sure i saw a goddamned bald eagle flying high over Media around 5pm today
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
croissantmoding
Leo curled and sleeping
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Mom says Dad’s aphasia has been markedly worsening in the last three weeks. His next scan may or may not reveal anything but it’s happening. So i feel like my premonition of him shrinking away to speck size was sort of illustrative; my imaginations way of telling me what was to come.
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
he’s here don’t worry
Leo with milk chin
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
raw imma give it yo ya with no trivia raw like come came straight from Bolivia my hiphop will rock and shock the nation like the emancipation proclamation
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
having a drunk because i deserve it
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 20/09/2025

Kevin Durant

@KDTrey5
@KaylanaReese
 I'm gonna go outside and light myself on fire. What are we doing to our beautiful queens
12:12 AM · Aug 29, 2014
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
psex psymbol
a horribly unfiltered photo of my legs, which i attempted to shave despite the grody psoriasis on my knees. It didn’t go well, chat. It didn’t go well at all.
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
got this interesting 1970s children’s book of Halloween symbols and it whips so much ass
a very interesting excerpt positing that the Halloween witch “is a distortion of history and perhaps a disservice to women in their struggle for equality.”
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
you could be my president i could be your long lost pal i could call you Benny and Benny when you call me you can call me Al
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
this table doesn’t even need sanding it just needed the twelve layers of nasty bullshit taken off the top?
tabletop half stripped (it’s nearly finished now but i have to go buy more acetone) it even had the fake black freckles painted on💀
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Update :
Leo at bruncheon. Chicken, pumpkin, and bone broth. He brought a toy hair tie
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I’m going to the store because Leo wants chicken and i aim to please
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