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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Josh Brolin as Bigfoot Bjornsen in Inherent Vice (2014). He's in a living room sitting on a chair, legs up on the dining table, an old school telephone to his ear. In the foreground on a counter is a small TV which he appears to be watching.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Großstadt-Balkon mit Blick auf Klimaanlagen und Kundensupportmitarbeitende in der Spätschicht.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i was just right now having the worst day of my life but then i rubbed my eyes for a really long time. fixed everything. people were yelling “stop doing that, it’s bad for you” but i didn’t and now i feel great
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
all the skeletons are shimmering and vibrating cause the bone king is passing thru town
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I read this 17 years ago and I think about it probably once a week. One of those things that I read that literally changed my political understanding of the world (and put me at odds with my family but that was coming anyway)
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Make sure to keep an eye on the moon tonight. Otherwise, who knows where it might end up? You wanna be the one who has to explain to mom that we lost the moon? Do you?
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wie viele TikTok-Clips eines Films muss ich gesehen haben, bevor ich ihn bei Letterboxd loggen kann?
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bella....
Yes, Edward?
Bella, move.
You're
BlockingMOSS
I wanna feel the MOSS.
text over a picture of edward backing bella into a tree
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In the world of “The Jetsons,” many of us are already dead.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I GOT MY DADDY'S TEMPER AND MY MOMMA'S DREADFUL CROWN OF LIVING FLAME
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‎ @pogue.omg.lol · 17/07/2026
they should invent a video game where it has stuff in it i like and nothing i don't
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
One of the best to ever do it
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you are reading this, you will be a millionaire within this year. Because you are the kind of person who gets up early, who works hard, and because our currency will be immensely devalued once the Ancient Beast of Persistent Trade Deficit rises from the depths.
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026
permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough
GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/07/2026
hey man can i nest inside your walls for a few days
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
These ruins have been here long before the new Starbucks opened over on Main Street.
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Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Had a dream that I started making Binoculars for Birds and the slogan was “It’s only fair.”
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ob wir noch Bürger Snack Balls übrig haben, habe ich gefragt
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 02/07/2026
[boring youth preacher sitting in a chair the normal way] You know, when you think about it, the first actuary was Jesus Christ.
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Life Update: I have joined a gang of dancing street urchins. We call ourselves The Gophers and we hide stolen valuables in our cheek pockets.
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Riding the train is pretty easy. Just remember to compliment the conductor's little hat before you exit. They are very shallow creatures and are sustained by acknowledgement of their dapper little outfits.
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
you're in her dms, i'm in the Pain Dimension. youch. owwie
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.
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Theresa Heyd @theresaheyd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
ich arbeite am Vortrag zu antifeministischer und queerfeindlicher Sprachpolitik an Schulen und ich kann jetzt schon nicht mehr
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
DIANA: 47 are you feeling okay? you’re doing like really bad this time
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hey dude, listen: Me and my buddies over there were having a great time in this swamp. We were just talking about how it's got the perfect sink-rate, how it's slowly engulfing our gentle forms. And then you had to come in with your big-ass scythe and frankly ruin the whole vibe.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/11/2024
"happening right now": a giant viper eating earth
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
As a child, I wanted to learn to play the piano. Later I realized: it wasn't because I loved music. It was the idea of commanding a big, complex machine with ease that appealed to me. That is why I still hesitate to become a train conductor. I fear being wrong about the core of my impulses again.
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I've become an integral part of my life
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game
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Tee Kay @tee-b-kay.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Wer dieses Jahr ein Pitbull-Konzert besucht, hat im Oktober zu Foucaults Hundertstem direkt noch eine Bald-Cap-Gelegenheit, da lohnt sich das direkt.
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Step 1: find a hill, preferably without any bushes and few trees (some trees are ok). Should be steep, but not step enough to prevent walking up. Step 2: position yourself on top of the hill and lie down parallel to the drop Step 3: roll down the hill Step 4: get up, walk back to the top, repeat
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 07/04/2026
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
In a In a world In In a world where In a world I In a In a world where no In a world where uh So, there's this world, right? And in it, there's In it, there's no more In In a world In a world where no more In a Let me get back to you on this
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I have walked to the end of the world, where the horizon stops and the trees start vibrating. And reader, I'm mad about it. I'm mad as hell.
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Knocking yourself out by flying against a window must feel so good, I think.
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i have no mouse and i must squeak
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 02/04/2026
Lovely brink, mind if I teeter?
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Mr. Autumn Mike 🍂☕️🎃 @itsendlessmike.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tweet from @len0killer: “Am I scared of microplastics? I don't know. Does the archer fear his bow?
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
this is how it feels to back a very cool rpg on kickstarter
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Oliver Pöttgen @poettgen.cc · 19/03/2026
Diskurshoheit, aber als Anrede.
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Staying humble through self-sabotage @shirehumpfrey.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Die Alten erzählen vom Queren des Ozeans. Von Next Day Delivery, von Lieferketten und Aktienmärkten. Und wir verdrehen die Augen und versichern uns, dass sie es nicht so meinen, dass sie nicht verstehen, was sie da sagen.
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ROWAN @rowanclair.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
In an ancient forest, shallow pools reflect not the trees above, but a luminous city of elsewhere. My shortlisted entry for the Cheltenham Illustration awards. Inspired by the changing landscape, childhood (and adulthood) fantasy, reflections, exploration of strange places... #art #illustration
Illustration of a clearing in a dark forest with pools of water on the ground among the trees and vegetation. In the water is a reflection of a cityscape with skyscrapers in vibrant orange and yellow with a bright blue sky, contrasting with the murky blue-green colours of the woods. In the far distance an early sunrise can be made out through the trees.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I went to the no-tipping restaurant and all the waitstaff were cows
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