iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Stadt Wien-Büchereien @buechereienwien.bsky.social · 14h

"Mir ist leider etwas Kaffee über das Buch gekippt." "Ist das Buch stark beschädigt?" "Es war Kaffee mit Reismilch." Unsere Bedenken beziehen sich auch weniger auf eine mögliche Laktoseintoleranz des Buchs.

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s 𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚕 𝐥𝐦𝚗 𝚗 @schrillmann.bsky.social · 13h

there's a crack in everything so kommt die schlechte Laune rin

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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.

A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 04/10/2026

lmao you did it Jane

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH?
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE?
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE?
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?

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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.

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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I really hate the framing of these stories as "an AI agent broke out and hacked something." No, an inadequate sandbox meant that a powerful and unpredictable computer program was set loose on the open internet by the company that designed it. The agency isn't with the "AI agent", it's with the firm

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foenberger @foenberger.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Millenials können sich kein Wohneigentum leisten, weil sie ständig diese teuren Nussmischungen von Seeberger kaufen

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frauzett @frauzett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hey Baby, bist du die Baustelle vor meinem Fenster oder warum bringst du mich um den Verstand

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026

REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo

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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/09/2026

in the 90s it was nearly impossible for an out trans woman to have a career in academia. thank god we have equality now (it is nearly impossible for anyone to have a career in academia)

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/08/2026

That intro was such a vital piece of character building. It shows you that he's achieved perfect lurk/wife balance.

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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hello, speaker of a small or otherwise neglected language. Here at Company, we have decided to impose upon you the worst accessibility feature: an incredibly shitty translation of our product. Want to turn it off? Good luck wading through our butchering of your language to find the settings!

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scary strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

ben franklin after i tell him about neopussy:

franklin: and they, invert it, you say? or use the skin of a common river fish? wondrous!
me: so you don’t think it’s weird?
franklin: a bit strange, perchance, but i am a man firmly rooted in the belief that anything that increases the number of flowers betwixt the thighs of the fairer sex is a boon to the world at large. do you have to travel far for this procedure?
me: actually philly’s a really good place to live if you ever want it
franklin, laughing uproariously: of course glorious philadelphia stands even centuries later as a great bastion of personal freedoms and individual liberties! truly, the future contains naught but marvels!

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s 𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚕 𝐥𝐦𝚗 𝚗 @schrillmann.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

lowkey iconic Verkündigungsengel Gabriel und seine Uniqlo Bag

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Theresa Heyd @theresaheyd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

aanmaakblokjes, klingt doch wie eine köstliche Spezialität

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Martin S Dixon is trying his best. @bunnysuicida.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

🎶"Comes across all shy and Coy, just another... " 🎶

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It took me a while to realize that telling someone about a funny bit from a podcast you listened to is equivalent to telling someone about a dream you had

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Oblique Strategies @obliquestrategies.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Allow an easement (an easement is the abandonment of a stricture)

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Hirschi @eliashirschl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Es ist Herbts Auf dem feld DIE KÜRBEN-U-GEISTEN-SCHEISE

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moabit @moabitsky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

wie findet ihr kulinarische krimiserie tarteorte

Eine Tarte, davor die weiße Spirale aus dem Tatort-Intro

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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lovebot @lovebot7000.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

wir lieben uns weil ich dich bei signal oben angepinnt habe

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s 𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚕 𝐥𝐦𝚗 𝚗 @schrillmann.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

der Begriff geht dem Gefühl voraus deshalb ist es gut wenn man nur einen kleinen Wortschatz hat

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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 05/08/2026

SIMON PETER: But there are only 5 loaves and 2 fishes, how will we feed all of these people? JESUS: ↑↑ ↓↓ ←→ ←→ B A start *60 fish begin rapid firing loaves in a spiral pattern*

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

2081: The war rages on. No nation states now exist. No commonwealths or republics or empires. No, only two politic impulses remain. The enduring struggle of the battle-hardened Nolanites against the Wilsonians.

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is

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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?

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Bat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨) @talidev3d.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

some certified lil guys from the Museum of Anthropology today

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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 23/07/2026

the whole "women's sports exist to protect women from men" framing is hilarious, given that a lot of these divisions were initially formed because men were deeply embarrassed any time a woman beat them at a sport olympic shooting was mixed gender right up until a woman won the gold

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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens v2.03: Made citizens understand their relationship to bandits and added reputation for protecting people from them

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s 𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚕 𝐥𝐦𝚗 𝚗 @schrillmann.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

eine neue Woche ist angebrochen knisternd und schwer liegt sie vor uns wie eine Tüte Haribo Color-Rado (340 g) wenn auch nur eine einzige Himbeere drin ist dürfen wir uns glücklich schätzen

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herta müller ultra @moodboardultra.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

einfach seine golussy swinging in the wind

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

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Nils C. Kumkar @nilskumkar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ich werde niemals aufhören zusammenzuzucken, wenn jemand deklariert, „wir“ „müssten“ jetzt über irgend etwas „sprechen“, oder wöllten das nicht oder sollten es gerade nicht oder hätten schon längst wollen sollen müssen.

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groggy balboa @spaminem.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

there's a knacks in every thing that's how the leid gets in

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Margarete Stokowski @margaowski.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

selten hat ein kleines baby mehr für uns getan als der liebe hosenscheisser mit dem namen schorschi spahn

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