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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈

@sheev.calamitousintent.com
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writing stuff, they/them, 39. AuDHD. sober stoner. from the river to the sea 🖤🩶🤍💜 i want to repost your image but it needs alt text 🥳

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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 13m
i don't know if you saw this (and i expect bluesky will make a hash of the video once i upload it, but maybe not), but this is from (i think?) the last thing dolly recorded; this was her sign off. i keep it cuz it warms my heart.
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 3h
wildly/randomly, made this the other day to post it and never did. i got to see them around this time. at one point tom said "every sound you'll be hearing tonight is made live onstage." brad still sounded fantastic. we lost him just a couple years later. 🫗 third upload. if bsky borks it we ball 🕺🏻
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 3h
9 albums that helped develop my music taste my9albums.com (these are chronological phases for me 🥰)
1) boston by boston
2) forrest gump soundtrack 
3) ben folds live, ben folds
4) the fat of the land, the prodigy 
5) empires, vnv nation
6) [symbols], kmfdm
7) the black parade, mcr
8) 10,000 gecs, 100 gecs
9) when we all fall asleep where do we go, billie eilish
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 5h
☝🏻
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 19h
very crunchy squashed jpg of horse looking out into ocean, almost like a memory, top text says MAN
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21h
my babies 🥰
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 30/09/2026
dunno if i'm just bein a busybody but, brought her forward a bit 🫣 maybe
zooey's pfp with some photoshoppery
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 30/09/2026
this is betty 👇🏻😊
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 30/09/2026
butterfly, looks like a monarch but it might be one of them looks-like-a-monarchs 🧐🥰
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 30/09/2026
🦋
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 29/09/2026
bluesky flag
three horizontal bars comprised of the dark background color above and below with timeout error message pink in the middle
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 29/09/2026
😔
blues brothers in diner
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 29/09/2026
what y'all know about weird al's unrecorded "my heart will go on" parody
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 28/09/2026
it's okay 🤗 i liked this one but its served admirably 🫗 ... lol 🫗 is what just happened too
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 28/09/2026
😎🎸
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 28/09/2026
time to rewatch the green day crowd video youtu.be/cZnBNuqqz5g?...
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 27/09/2026
this was taken in a very remote area!! who took this 🫲🏻😩🫱🏻
the homie bigfoot in my quarters, sneakin around. i need to talk to him
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 27/09/2026
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 25/09/2026
nah normal sized key ☺️
sheev on death star, much bigger than you'd expect from the movies they made
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 25/09/2026
i commissioned my friend @agentbriko1207.bsky.social to do a drawing of an angelic sheeven, and to my utter fucking delight she went biblical. 😭🥰🥰
drawing of sheev as a biblical angel, floating barefoot above their greenscreen stage, one very skinny and loose-skinned arm raised high, beshaded head tilted up to gaze with profundity over the horizon. they're wrapped in an armillary sphere of eyeballed golden rings and six giant feathered wings.
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 25/09/2026
picture of man planking on wife's face rotated so it looks like they're standing
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 25/09/2026
😩 you gotta move around! 🕺🏻
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 25/09/2026
tobey maguire smiling

(fwiw i labeled this only so the picture would be hidden until it suddenly popped up 🤗)
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 24/09/2026
the broski no but maybe, all in one frame
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 24/09/2026
gay dog like "peace ✌🏻"
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 24/09/2026
here's where it stands rn, with (i think) you me n barb. so we definitely know some shortlisters already: bare tree against sunset shadow an animal foraging sparkle ethereal last breath bird/s on perch bird/s ~elsewhere~ vanishing points alive close up panorama triptych 🕺🏻🤸🏻‍♂️
poll responses. sorry this isn't formatted better.

prompts:

bare tree agai...

"bare branche...

"bare tree with...

"bare tree with...

"bare tree with...

"urban setting"

"single tree st...

"tree + bike"

"shadow"

"moonlight"

"tree with a sw...

"an animal for...

"camouflage"

"sparkle"

"ethereal"

"last breath"

"bird(s) on per...

"bird(s) ~else...

"transportation"

"vanishing poi...

"cold night"

"alive"

"water"

"night lights"

"long light"

"leafery"

"low angle"

"close up"

"panorama"

"triptych" (coll...

"toasty animal"

values:

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2 (66.7%)

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1 (33.3%)

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2 (66.7%)

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-1 (33.3%)
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 23/09/2026
😭
sam's adorable bird decoration in a sensible halloween fit
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 22/09/2026
it's the sireens 👀
delmar from o brother where art thou
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 22/09/2026
thank you addie 😌 particularly for the middle one, new jade meme just dropped
old jade meme: jade experimenting with physics 

(she's lying back holding a laptop above her face while she types on it simultaneously, rotated 180° so it looks like she turned off gravity)
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 22/09/2026
we accept all skanks!
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 22/09/2026
tbc nobody ever needs to *watch* these dumb clips 🤸🏻‍♂️
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 22/09/2026
😐
went to lowes, sudden christmas
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 22/09/2026
microns are great 🥰 and yeah it was just for a crappy lil thing 🤗 mom wanted a rubber snake to ward off swallows from making another big nest on the porch, apparently this worked for a neighbor. just needed to dust some (any) shit into the recesses to make it pop. then oil sharpie for shiny eyes 🤓
cheap rubber snake in burgundy black and yellow warning stripes, chopped into pieces (join or die 🤗) and then glued back together so its flat spiral shape was more intertangle-y with the previous swallow-thwarting mechanism, which is a dangly decoration thing
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 22/09/2026
i have no idea, but these are the colors i'd probably start with 🫣 (probably starting with the lavender-tint as a base for the flesh and warm it up thinly with the beige-tint?) disclaimer: i Do Not know what i'm talking about
image with few color swatches
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 22/09/2026
everybody loves raymond title card but it says fuck raymond
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 22/09/2026
post a picture of you all dressed up
sheev with boat captain hat
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21/09/2026
dunno if this is helpful or i'm just bein a busybody, but here's somethin for reference maybe 🫣
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21/09/2026
🟦🟦🟦 🟦 🟦 🟪 🟪 🟪 🔁 🟪 🟪 🟪 🟥 🟥 🟥🟥🟥 🎸
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21/09/2026
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21/09/2026
also..
guy tersely correcting you meme, with sunglasses, text says:

*hont
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21/09/2026
😌
playboy robe sheeven
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21/09/2026
boss nass as a navi
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21/09/2026
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21/09/2026
😊
i made it a 2005 emo album cover 😁
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21/09/2026
you know which state has the lowest highest point? 🤓 i'll put the answer in alt text
delaware!
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21/09/2026
🤗🤸🏻‍♂️
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 20/09/2026
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 20/09/2026
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
screenshot summarizing abstract of linked paper:

Highlights

• Geophysical survey at Iskandar Tepa, Uzbekistan, identified a 400m-long perimeter ditch enclosing a 1.2 ha settlement and numerous anomalies.

• Excavations confirmed the ditch, a possible water canal, and extensive use of buried ceramic storage vessels, likely related to water management.

• Topography, defensive layout, and material evidence support interpretation of Iskandar Tepa as a short-term Greek military camp.

• Comparison with Sogdian site of Boysari Tepa demonstrates structural and functional parallels.
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 20/09/2026
hannibal burress: 

hahahaha

this sucks, man.
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 20/09/2026
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