allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 04/10/2026put the new (from the junkyard) trim pieces on my car, scrubbed off all the duct tape residue, went for a car wash and vacuum. wanda is looking good 020
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 04/10/2026man, could you move over a little? you’re blocking the light on the cave wall on which i am watching shadows 130
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says hey, you got any grapes? and the lemonade stand is actually your friends neighbor and she’s borrowing the yard waste bin while you check on the cat because your friends are on vacation. and she says you’re in luck, grapes can’t go in the green bin 150
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i miss my cheesy boy. he was the best cheese 190
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 01/10/2026horoscope app telling me “stray cats survive”. no they fucking don’t, they’re suffering. do not glorify suffering due to the circumstances of your birth at me. even for cats 120
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 30/09/2026monkfruit is my enemy. shit tastes so bad, stop using it. just use less sugar. like. normal sugar 030
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i have two weeks before i turn thirty what skills should i prioritize unlocking. i just learned how to crochet 010
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 29/09/2026went to the junkyard today and ripped some trim pieces off of cars with my hands. i actually do like need these ones for my car but in the future im gonna do that to take out some aggression. its only $3 to get in 161
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 26/09/2026every year i am reminded that i live on the local parade route 120
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 26/09/2026talked to a guy who said he did art in college and then he showed me his works and it was basically variations on this 030
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 23/09/202610pm tuesday night. slice of pepper jack cheese 010
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 23/09/2026yo quiero taco bell y el colapso de la sociedad moderna 110
Reposted by allegedly jillianSatchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Various shit has dampened my fighting spirit 2647
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if any of you happen to be bar regulars. approximately how often do strangers purchase your whole tab. i am trying to figure out if i am anomalous 000
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 22/09/2026today i was like why the hell is my purse so heavy so i went through it and extracted 8 rocks and a screwdriver 071
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 19/09/2026after eleven years of service, it appears my laptop battery is finally starting to swell. i am going to have to buy a new computer for the first time since 2015. she got me through two college degrees and an entire pandemic of virtual meetings. enjoy valhalla, faithful companion 110
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 17/09/2026addressing my angry correspondences “to whom it SHOULD concern” 010
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i have one month ish until i turn thirty and i have never been to a trampoline park 120
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ohhhh i need to learn how to shut the fuck up!! i do 120
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i do not have a way with words. i let words have their way with me 010
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i sometimes think i don’t have a lot of thoughts but that’s patently false like im in here with my brain right now and this bitch will not shut up 010
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i deserve to be scraped clean like the old beat up shoes they do asmr restoration videos on 120
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 12/09/2026whatever you do, put some ✨pizzazz✨ into it 011
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 12/09/2026one of my hobbies is that i like to drive on empty winding back roads through apple and cherry orchards into the mountains and think of poems i never wrote down 110
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i must seem trustworthy tbh because there are like a lot of people that allow me to house sit for them. including the lady training me at the job i have had for one month exactly 040
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i will gladly pay for maintenance on my car including replacing parts and such because i own it and that’s basically my “car payment”. i engage in my own forms of gambling 020
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 12/09/2026let me be clear. let me be perfectly transparent. let me be imperceptible in the dark and undetectable by radar 130
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 11/09/2026god i am so annoyed with men that think i am not smarter than them 111
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the go piss girl meme permanently altered my internal speech patterns because i think that phrase exactly every time i have to pee 120
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 10/09/2026fun fact if i can’t transport myself places i feel like tearing my skin off. not to be too car dependent but i do love driving and i do not live in an especially walkable area and our public transport kinda sucks even tho it’s somewhat usable 110
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 10/09/2026was watching the seahawks game and our qb got injured on the first drive, this annoying but harmless guy next to me was taking about it but not paying attention and asked what happened, I said he hurt his hip and later dude was like omg you were right how did you know? because i was listening sir 130
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the sand witch will get ya if you complain about dry food. best keep an eye out 010
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 08/09/2026accepting typos is actually zen, it’s good for you 000
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 08/09/2026you can like things as much as you want, but that’s doesn’t mean you’re entitled to have them like you back 111
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 06/09/2026what’s your earliest memory? how old were you? i have one impression of a memory from before i could walk, i think, but i remember remembering it when i was about three and a half. it’s mostly blurry colors and the sensation of now-familiar things towering over me 330
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 05/09/2026god i love concerts. even the terrible ones. got to go to a really good one last night and am a little bummed i can’t go back tonight since it’s a whole weekend thing 130
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 05/09/2026my mom just sent me a text that said “LOL cap was almost invisible” and i thought she was trying to use slang and say no cap for some reason but the attached image clarifies that a mystery item was a marker with an imperceptible seam for the lid 010
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 05/09/2026im so good at finding things on the ground. like bugs, or lost trinkets 120
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 05/09/2026tell me everything is all taken care of care of by those qualified to take care of it all 020
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 03/09/2026hosting trivia again tomorrow with a new cohost. i know approximately sixty specific facts for the next 48 hours 020
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 03/09/2026there’s this dude that has been hitting on me and is kind of trying to be chill but every time he goes out drinking he sends me a picture of a urinal. asked him why the fuck he does that and it’s apparently to “include me in the experience” 030
allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 30/08/202611pm saturday night. slice of pepper jack cheese 020
