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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12h

"my elf girlfriend from the moon gave me a lock of her hair and i treasure it more than any gold or gem under the mountain" take the elfstrogen bro

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They broke into a warehouse and stole all the man in the high castle props and costumes

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see this is just something elves *do* in new environments, they adapt

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its funny i picked 'he' for what's OBVIOUSLY yuri at heart

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elf hair textiles as extraordinarily precious garments, like you might get married in a dress woven from your elf great+great+grandmother+mother's hair and pass it to your own daughter in turn my OC might cut her hair off in 1g but also she wouldn't just throw the hair away casually either

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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 22h

lunar elf cuisine would be completely alien and vegan by necessity, clerics can make divine sustaining manna and druids can make vegetation GROW but can't create it out of thin air so whatever grass seeds and random bullshit was stuck on their clothes would be the basis for their agricultural system

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imagine having an OC blorbo that you like to think about and imagine in situations but it's an entire type of elf

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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 04/10/2026

earlier i watched a video of a guy playing a glass of water for 5 minutes

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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 22h

ladies observe my delicate touch

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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 22h

erotic uses of the chinese finger trap

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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 23h

further into developing the culture; actually this was just something they did hundreds of years ago for a few hundred years and lunar society has moved past that barbarism, now armored whip fighting is the closest thing they have to a home grown lunar elf *sport*

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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 23h

lunar elves probably have a fascinating martial culture; they've never known war, nobody's fought anyone in a thousand years that wasn't also their cousin and killing anyone is a demographic catastrophe, i bet they have a WILD duelling culture and associated low gravity nonlethal martial art

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they shud give me a degree in Elftropology (anthropology about elfs)

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stepbrother rescues elf stuffed in nutty putty gap

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Sailor Portia is a car now, too @sailorportia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

if elves had to live underground their mining practices would look completely different from humans and dwarves, lots of natural things dig holes in soil but cracking real rock? with force? it's barbaric to do to the earth but for any elf really it'd be SO HEINOUS to do to the moon in particular

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If people doing the "Malfoid" art trend just wanted to draw platinum-blonde witches, they could be drawing Diana Cavedish from Little Witch Academia. Unfortunately, the incel-speak and the racism is the appeal to them

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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

well they let him back in office instead of throwing him in turbojail so I'm going to rate this one a zero pinocchios

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Possessor Fessor @professorfessor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Julie 🌸 18 - she/her - 🇺🇸 Setting up, back in a bit!

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i forgot datalore had a spiked drink scene 😨

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"how has lunarian elvish diverged as a language from other elves" geeznork zeeblax gak weeglork 'bogos binted' gnak fleeg gak bleeflulorg 👽 but they can understand ancient elvish with some effort and speak it with a very strange sounding accent to other elves

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she'd probably have normal elf princess hair on the moon but in 1g she'd cut all that shit off after a week, it'd feel SO heavy, fuckass pixie cut

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Blood Lily 🩸 🏳️‍⚧️ @tigerlily.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

boom 'just' an exaggeration of an existing moon elf trait

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That is funny. "I can't let the comms people do their job because their job is to tell me to shut up"

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Joachim Boaz @joachimboaz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"And if you're not a good little boy, you'll go to Earth when you die!" Cartoon by Jack Pierce in Fantastic Story Magazine, ed. Samuel Mines (May 1953) #scifi #sciencefiction

Mother alien with multiple legs talks to her child alien. The child has a saucer toy and his shirt says "junior saucer pilot." They are on an asteroid or planet. Earth is in the distance.

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sometimes the discourse is a topic you gotta keep your mouth shut on, not even in a smug knife cat way just this isnt a conversation i need to contribute to

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circling back to this -- humorously enough lunar elves might well have used to be moon elves

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