iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @handle.invalid · 08/12/2023

It feels like you’re being mean to me but I’m not entirely sure. I’m kinda turned on, regardless, so thanks.

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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 09/12/2023

My mental illness passed so now I get to spend more quality time with my chronic pain. I treasure the moments.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 09/12/2023

Like Endless Screaming, my reaction to posts is also variations of AAH. Amusement Amazement Horror

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

Spraying myself with water and bopping my nose with a newspaper because the two wolves inside me are both in heat

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Lizzy @handle.invalid · 08/12/2023

She ran calling Wildfire... but it's just me warning my cat the smoke detector is about to go off.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

I get it Eeyore, if I had a nail in my ass I’d be in a bad mood too

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

I think a lot about how they call it Poulet Frit Kentucky in Quebec

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

I’ll be monitoring the police radio scanner tonight while sipping Sanka from a white porcelain mug.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

My attempt at impressing her with the tale of how I scared off a hangry bear on a camping trip was ruined when autocorrect decided I’d fired a warning ‘shit', instead. Now she thinks I'm both a coward and not to be trusted on her furniture.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 09/12/2023

a thing you ought to know about me is that I’m just not right in the head

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

Taylor Swift is an excellent example of horseshoe theory. The fash and the fuckwits are almost indistinguishable in their hatred of successful women.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

There's not much that brings out the "not my circus, not my monkeys" response more than being assured you'll be "corrected" if your attempts at support don't meet the exacting standards of online strangers.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 09/12/2023

I didn’t subscribe to life and yet apparently I’m paying for it every single day wtf is this bullshit?

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Chelle @metallicunt.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

Some of you are here to share thoughts? Gross.

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Bee 🐝 ~ @money4honey.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

PEOPLE SAY “BEE, YOU SHOULDN’T TYPE ONLY IN CAPS.” “PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU’RE ANGRY” “ITS HARD TO CONVEY TONE IN A TEXT MESSAGE” “YOURE BEING WEIRD” BUT I CAN’T HEAR ANY OF THEIR CRITIQUES BECAUSE IM TOO 👏 BUSY 👏 SCREAMING 👏

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Bee 🐝 ~ @money4honey.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

BY READING THIS POST YOU CONSENT TO LETTING ME PET YOUR DOG

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SharkBear @sharkbear.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

I was hoping to start 2024 with a new lease on life but my application just got denied.

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Finn @finnyus.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

I work with a flat-earther who thinks straight people are real 🤡

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

He open carries a meat cleaver when he goes caroling, but that's just him.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

Now, a message from Rev. Thurl "Skeet" Ravenscrof: Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor featuring an escape room! You have to stock the ark with the right liquor for it to set sail. God bless.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

When I say I'm not petty, I mean I wouldn't go all the way thru medical school just to leave you in a room full of mosquitoes before putting you in a full body cast. I would only think about it

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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

I wonder what happened to all that time I used to use having fun on social media. All I know is I don't have it anymore. I checked the couch cushions And the car. Nothing.

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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

I'm feeling really happy, giddy almost. Optimistic, even. 😒 Suspicious. I'm positive I doubled up on my anti-anxiety meds today.

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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

Hot Take: I actually like most things about getting older. I've never felt so confident and capable. It helps that I'm also becoming invisible.

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Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

I will make eye contact with you and hit the close door button on the elevator as you’re walking up.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @handle.invalid · 08/12/2023

You can come over and watch me practice my samurai swords if you want, but stand back, I’m not very good at them.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

One thing they don't tell you about becoming disabled is that if you use a wheelchair, it's easier to punch people in the dick

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

When you saw only one footprint, then one more footprint, followed by a set of footprints in the sand, it was then I was hopping on the beach to teach you the Fibonacci sequence

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 07/12/2023