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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Hey, if you live in or near the #Waretown #NJ area, please check in. Worried about my fellow Jerseyans.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

23andme is declaring bankruptcy so i got a great deal on all of your dna samples

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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Why is every doctor's scale a fuggin' LIAR?

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

If you live in NC, call every Republican politician you know. Call every farmer you know and ask them to do the same When money walks , voters talk. Make sure they know this effects everyone in their town and state www.wunc.org/news/2025-03...

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USDA cancels $11 million in federal funding for North Carolina food banks

The USDA has notified the North Carolina Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services that it would terminate the agreement for the Local Food Purchase Assistance Program, which is one of the progr...

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Sometimes I lose myself peeling vegetables and before I know it I’ve built a cruck-framed cottage in the West Country with a thatched roof of long straw and a limewashed wall the color of poached salmon

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

The first rule of fight club is on Wednesdays we share a secret

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Gene Hackman auditioned for and almost got the part of Mike Brady in THE BRADY BUNCH. There better be an option in heaven to watch all 117 of those episodes.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.

A squirrel holds a butter knife covered in a red substance, likely jelly.

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Cats will act as social workers for their own adoption cases. One day they just show up on your doorstep and are like, “You got a cat? No? OK, well you do now. What’s for lunch?”

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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

A Predator movie where the Predator shows up in Washington DC, but gets all bummed because there are no spines for him take as a trophy.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I’m not doomscrolling I’m just desperately sucking the marrow from the bones of hope

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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 22/02/2025

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

David Bowie's "I'm Afraid of Americans" hits different now.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Stick it notes on their nips to remind you they also need attention.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Trying to decide how much PTO to set aside this year for the revolution.

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TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

What was the point of winning WWII and the Cold War, just to have Trump give everything away to fascists and Russia?

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/02/2025

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I'm ready to give up on Bluesky. Twitter became too alt right and hate filled but I see similar unhinged viewpoints from people here. Everything Trump says is not the end of the universe; we have to pace ourselves.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

The male of the species now gathers in vast herds for their annual migration across the sprawling plains of CVS parking lots. Thirst and instinct draws them to the narrow confines of card aisles where they will spend seconds choosing just the right sentiment for their mates

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Yes. But they are missing that much of this has to be performative. That’s what Trump is great at and Dems are awful at. You can’t just tell voters , you have to know how to sell voters. Trump gives sales pitches, Dems show charts. One goes viral. The other is ignored and forgotten

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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Public school kids running around pronouncing Super Bowl LIX as "Super Bowl Licks".

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/02/2025

Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

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The Real Truther @therealtruther.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

"The best and the worst thing about vaccination is that it 'makes nothing happen.' A child successfully inoculated against measles doesn’t fall sick with that condition, doesn’t miss school, doesn’t go to the hospital. They don’t suffer life-changing complications. They don’t die prematurely."

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A leading pediatrician was already worried about the future of vaccines. Then RFK Jr. came along

In a new book, pediatric infectious disease specialist Dr. Adam Ratner details the history of measles, a virus that’s often a bellwether for public health disasters.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/02/2025

This is Louis. When he knocked on the bathroom door you said ocupado. But he does not know Spanish. 12/10

a small reddish brown pomeranian peers at you from inside a door he has slightly cracked ajar to see you. his puffy chest fur protrudes out the door slightly and he’s looking at you with wide black eyes and a neutral expression.

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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 11/02/2025

therapist: and what do we do when we’re feeling stressed? me: stop making plans, avoid text messages, and accidentally alienate myself from all of my friends therapist: no

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

The FBI has compiled a list of approximately 1,000 agents and 2,600 probationary employees as part of the Trump administration’s effort to reduce the federal workforce. Terminations are likely imminent.

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I can’t unsee Samuel L. Jackson as Uncle Sam, it’s forever cemented in my mind. He was brilliant.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Asking people if they wanna see a cool rock you found is so important, because that’s the best way to know if you should invite them into your blanket fort to look at the Guinness book of world records

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

it's early, the news is already set to a rough and raggedy boil, so let's take a moment's pause to enjoy this bird eating a gravitationally irrational berry snack photo by me

Amidst leaves just touched by an early fall, a plump orange-chested robin stands gawkily on the branch of a dogwood tree, beak wide open, a red dogwood berry caught in mid-air between the chomp of that beak. As if the berry is floating there, hovering in place and time. It's not, of course -- instead, the robin is somehow tossing its snack back, the way you or I might chuck popcorn into our mouths during a movie. All the more clever here, as the robin has no hands, just long, awkward legs. All around it are clusters of red berries and leaves marked with autumnal patina. The robin has its head sort of -- well, scrunted isn't a word, but I want to say it has its head scrunted forward, in an act of bad posture. The robin should really improve its posture. Which is really me telling me I need to improve my posture and I should stop imposing judgments reserved for myself onto birds who don't deserve it. Still, robin, stand up straight, jeez. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

The celebrations in Philly tonight are going to break the Richter scale

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Please stop flushing your Chiefs jerseys down our toilets.

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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

The commentators are still talking more about Mahomes than like the entire Philadelphia team which is a significant part of why I’m rooting against the Chiefs lol

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

If you parked your car in downtown Philly tonight, you need to buy a new car.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Each commercial is longer than most Chiefs drives

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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Fox hosts kissing the ring of Rupert Murdoch. How nice.

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